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oilstain 07-27-2017 01:41 PM

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Midtenn 07-27-2017 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1430140)
X ray this morning showed the lung re- inflating, and I can breathe a lot better. Still under suction on the chest tube, producing drainage:


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e15e17387e.jpg


I'll tell you what's weird as hell here is the cafeteria menu. I thought hospitals didn't serve shit which causes the things they treat here in the cardiac imu ward.

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...0e798a53f9.jpg

Biscuits & sausage gravy? Pizza? French fries? Bbq? It just keeps going...

My wife used to work at a large hospital and from what she says, its all about the patient care numbers these days. All they care about is your after survey, so they'll do a lot of things to make your experience better. The surveys drive their rankings and that is what determines income (directly and indirectly)

samnavy 07-27-2017 04:01 PM

How much longer they say you gonna be there and what are visiting hours? Any hot nurses? Can I bring you some Magnums?

Girz0r 07-27-2017 04:25 PM

I found this.


And then I found something better...

Godless Commie 07-27-2017 05:29 PM

Sorry to hear about your collapsed lung, Joe..

Speedy recovery, and keep your respiratory system NA...

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...715c7d0318.jpg

Joe Perez 07-27-2017 05:54 PM

The puns in this thread are about the only thing keeping me sane right now. Thanks, all.

I still have a boost leak. Can hear the air passing through my lung and then bubbling through the catch tank. Apparently I have to sit and be bored for several more days before they'll go in and staple it.

But on the plus side, got the COBRA situation worked out finally.


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 1430260)
How much longer they say you gonna be there and what are visiting hours? Any hot nurses? Can I bring you some Magnums?

A few more days, probably. Still leaking.

Not too many cute nurses in this one, sadly.


I found out that I have a displacement of almost exactly 2.5 litres.


https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e1486efe1e.jpg

Besusjesus 07-27-2017 06:22 PM

yeeeesh, i remember that damn thing... Get used to using it alot :)

Hopefully it will only be a few days after the staples for you to get out of there, good luck :)

oilstain 07-27-2017 06:46 PM

Glad you have some friends on the internet to tell you to go to the hospital. Pretty much anyone you've seen since first feeling shitty is a dick.

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...1cd8fe6496.jpg

vitamin j 07-27-2017 06:51 PM

Damn, those must have been some hellacious cigars!

sixshooter 07-27-2017 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1430292)

Not too many cute nurses in this one, sadly.


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Not too many cute nurses so they bring you a penis pump?

Not sure if that means your insurance is better or worse than mine.

DeerHunter 07-27-2017 07:48 PM

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Joe Perez 07-27-2017 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by oilstain (Post 1430308)
Glad you have some friends on the internet to tell you to go to the hospital. Pretty much anyone you've seen since first feeling shitty is a dick.

Well, I really didn't tell anyone in real life, and am pretty good at masking pain. I tend to be kind of private about things like how I'm feeling.


Art 07-27-2017 10:41 PM

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sixshooter 07-28-2017 10:08 AM


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Ready for paint!

rleete 07-28-2017 10:22 AM

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rleete 07-28-2017 10:23 AM

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Joe Perez 07-28-2017 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by Art (Post 1430350)
JPeez in the heez. Maybe you won't need a staple? Get well soon

No idea. Seems like pleurodesis is more common than staples these days, but neither has been mentioned in my case. We're just sitting here going super slow and conservative.

And blowin' bubbles through the side of my chest.


y8s 07-28-2017 11:47 AM

I'll donate $5 to get this to Joe tomorrow:



https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d73ed2dcb7.png


It must be hooked into his breathing tube so it will register boost and vacuum of Joe.

Joe Perez 07-28-2017 12:37 PM

Haha.

Sadly, we're dealing with much lower pressure differentials than a gauge like that will register. I'd need a magnehelic.

Erat 07-28-2017 04:20 PM

InHg or InAq ?

I have both.


Unrelated parts going into my PC tomorrow.
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Art 07-28-2017 05:37 PM

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99mx5 07-28-2017 05:49 PM


hox 07-28-2017 08:22 PM

Get well soon Joe. https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d59289bded.jpg
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Joe Perez 07-28-2017 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by Art (Post 1430484)
I won't pretend to offer any relevant medical advice but you can always ask whether something's necessary and what the pros/cons are. If you could heal up natural that would be cool. Maybe a staple would help you go home faster, but idk what's best tbh.

Honesty, I'm gonna be the one rallying for pleurodesis if this thing doesn't stop leaking in the next day or two...

Finally got a cute nurse though. Short, slender, a bit mousey, long straight blonde hair, big round glasses, and just the tiniest little touch of fishmouth.

I'll attempt to attain a photo.

triple88a 07-29-2017 01:46 AM

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thirdgen 07-29-2017 02:24 PM


Joe Perez 07-30-2017 01:40 PM

Nvm, found out that Erin the cute nurse has a six year old and lives nearly two hours away... Abort & return to base.

Anyhow, this was funny:

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Joe Perez 07-30-2017 04:46 PM

This room should be of interest to some MT members.


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hi_im_sean 07-30-2017 06:29 PM

"Should've gone with the big break upgrade kit, they work fine but, but I need more stopping power on 90° turns."

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sixshooter 07-30-2017 09:41 PM

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.......... here's some punctuation


Wut?

Y painted hole roters?

Y got slotterd drillt roters?




Pic unrelated.

Braineack 07-30-2017 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1430756)
This room should be of interest to some MT members.


https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...61492e38a4.jpg

The moment I read pre-op Walter white spoke it on TV. Freaky.

Joe Perez 07-31-2017 07:04 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1430792)
Y painted hole roters?

Y got slotterd drillt roters?

My impression here was similar; why red paint and slots and holes?




Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1430795)
The moment I read pre-op Walter white spoke it on TV. Freaky.

what was the context? I don't remember that scene.



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Braineack 07-31-2017 08:42 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1430827)
My impression here was similar; why red paint and slots and holes?



what was the context? I don't remember that scene.



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s03e08


I had my lobectomy at this hospital.

Remember that? Remember how scared we all were? I didn't wanna act like it, but I was terrified.

All that week, all I could think of was how they were actually going to cut me open and take out a part of me that was with me my entire life.

I couldn't get that image out of my head.

I think the scariest part was when they took me into pre-op.

Lying there, waiting for them to anesthetise you. Knowing that you may never wake up again.

Actually what I really remember about that day is driving to the hospital.

Skyler, you remember me wanting to drive that day?

Yeah. Anyway, there we are.

Joe Perez 07-31-2017 09:39 AM

Man, that was a great show. I really wanna watch it again, but it's only been about two years.

I clearly remember watching the last episode, it had some huge symbolism for me. I watched it while riding the train home from Grand Central to Beacon station (my daily commute) for the very last time before moving back down to Manhattan, after the dissolution of my engagement.

It's actually a very pleasant memory, despite sounding a tad morose. Both the train ride and the episode represented the end of one chapter and the beginning of another.

Hell of a good show.


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Braineack 07-31-2017 09:47 AM

yeah we started binge'ing it again recently. i'll go out on a limb and say its the best tv series ever created, ever.

TurboTim 07-31-2017 09:58 AM

I've recently restarted madmen again. It's depressing.


Joe Perez 07-31-2017 10:06 AM

One of the best, easily.

I will now post images which are tangentially related, but not explicitly meant to contest Breaking Bad's excellency.




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z31maniac 07-31-2017 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1430847)
yeah we started binge'ing it again recently. i'll go out on a limb and say its the best tv series ever created, ever.

Hell yes. I think I've watched the entire series 4-5 times through at this point.

The girlfriend isn't a big TV/Movie person, but I'm dying to get her to watch the show with me.

Braineack 07-31-2017 11:38 AM

I hope you've all been watching Better Call Saul too, not QUITE as good as breaking bad itself, but Vince is certainly a great story teller and it's such a great spin-off.

Joe Perez 07-31-2017 12:10 PM

I finished season 1, and something interrupted my life Midway through season 2 (can't remember what it was, maybe the Chicago move) and I lost my place. Gotta restart that one.

Also not sure where Halt and Catch Fire and Silicon Valley stand. Neither one compared to BB, but they're fun shows.

Oooooh, is the next season of Westworld out yet?

Braineack 07-31-2017 01:05 PM

haven't seen halt and catch fire. I LOVE silicon valley. and Veep is really good as well.

Joe Perez 07-31-2017 01:53 PM

The two shows are very different. HCF is set back in the very early PC era, and is much more of a realistic drama than a comedy. (I'm not saying it's historically accurate, merely that it feels like it could be.) But they're both excellent shows.

z31maniac 07-31-2017 02:02 PM

HCF, Hulu or ?

Joe Perez 07-31-2017 02:14 PM

Principal syndication is on AMC. No idea what legitimate streaming services offer it. I use bit torrent.

good2go 07-31-2017 02:16 PM

Has anyone here been following Orphan Black?

z31maniac 07-31-2017 02:18 PM

Gotcha, I'm too lazy for torrents anymore. I haven't even watched F1 or V8 Supercars in 2 years.

I haven't had cable in approaching 10 years, but I'm about ready to so I can just watch the stuff I want to see when I want to see it.

m2cupcar 07-31-2017 02:24 PM

fwiw- there is a lot of sportscar racing on youtube both live stream and prior recordings. I've watched Japanese GT, FIA GT, FIA Rallycross, a variety of racing from Australia.

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y8s 07-31-2017 03:08 PM

anyone watching black mirror? it's modernish twilight zone. just started this weekend. on S1E4.


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Midtenn 07-31-2017 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by m2cupcar (Post 1430953)
fwiw- there is a lot of sportscar racing on youtube both live stream and prior recordings. I've watched Japanese GT, FIA GT, FIA Rallycross, a variety of racing from Australia.

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2cb0570f16.png

IMSA puts full races up with IMSA Radio commentary within a week of broadcast. Continental Races seem to lag behind a bit longer (probably because of the delayed broadcast time).

mgeoffriau 07-31-2017 08:55 PM

First two or three seasons of Halt and Catch Fire are on Netflix.

Joe Perez 08-01-2017 12:30 AM


Originally Posted by Art (Post 1430350)
JPeez in the heez. Maybe you won't need a staple? Get well soon

So I'm finally home.


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No staples. Still a bit tenuous, and I've got a couple of follow-ups scheduled. But I'm not on any narcotics and doing reasonably well.

Also, WRT the photo: I gained 7 lbs in the hospital over the past week. Friggin' Martha the head nurse is like an Italian grandmother. "You gotta eat! You getting so skinny!" I'm embarrassed by this shot, but it's the only one I have of me in full cardio-monitor regalia showing the bandages.

Six chest X-rays in one day has got to be approaching some kind of record...

But a pleasant coda; Turns out that doing laps of the 3rd floor of the hospital every day for the past week has paid off. One of the nurses on the floor (different section, one who I'd kind of hit it off with*,) e-stalked me and invited me to a party this evening just after I got discharged, to which I painfully but happily obliged. We'll see where this goes, hopefully after all the gauze packing is removed.

* = meaning that she is actually kind of my age, and we share some common interests. Erin turned out to be young enough to be my daughter (just barely) and has a six year old kid. Total shutdown signs.

aidandj 08-01-2017 01:38 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1431063)
* = meaning that she is actually kind of my age, and we share some common interests. Erin turned out to be young enough to be my daughter (just barely) and has a six year old kid. Total shutdown signs.

So she puts out?

triple88a 08-01-2017 02:33 AM


codrus 08-01-2017 02:57 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1431063)
Six chest X-rays in one day has got to be approaching some kind of record...

Fortunately, the radiation dose from a chest X-ray is pretty minimal these days. Nothing like one of these things:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...luoroscope.jpg

--Ian

Braineack 08-01-2017 09:52 AM

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Joe Perez 08-01-2017 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by aidandj (Post 1431065)
So she puts out?

Too much baggage.

Plus, there is something freakishly wrong at a genetic level when someone who is literally young enough to be my daughter appears old enough to be desirable as a partner. I'm noticing that this seems to be a trend in this area. The women here, as a broad generalization, seem to be unnaturally predisposed to excessive exposure to some combination of sunlight, McDonalds, and/or inbreeding. This one was a fellow CA transplant, and seems to have taken care of herself.






Originally Posted by codrus (Post 1431069)
Fortunately, the radiation dose from a chest X-ray is pretty minimal these days. Nothing like one of these things:

(fluoroscope.jpg)

That is a freakishly large example of the breed.

I've had numerous fluoroscopic procedures done over the years. Most recent in memory were the placement of needles in my spine for lumbar epidural injection, and the insertion, inspection, and removal of K-wires from the bones of my right hand. Not my actual hand, but looked exactly the same:


Braineack 08-01-2017 10:47 AM

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HarryB 08-01-2017 06:20 PM

A friend of mine did the exact same thing to let some steam off in a seemingly plastic (flexible) pole, only to find out it was a metal one.

aidandj 08-01-2017 06:23 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1431089)
Plus, there is something freakishly wrong at a genetic level when someone who is literally young enough to be my daughter appears old enough to be desirable as a partner.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Art 08-01-2017 08:30 PM

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