because we love when people take others' work:

12 inches per foot two pints per quart why don't we make it easy?
The English system of measurement must relate to history.
We can use units of 10 and convert with ease like all the other countries.
I am in command yes I am taking a stand from this disease we must be free. good god!

You're drunk with your tradition that has no validity
well I'm intoxicated with sports in metrics come drink a deciliter with me
we want metrics we want it now we know we can win
I weigh 170 pounds that's 90 kilograms see metrics can even make you thin

all cool things are in metrics for example here's just one
I've got my 9 well that's 9 millimeters, sounds cooler than my point two seventy inches gun.
The president will not exist and they will call me communist and call me scum
but its worth it Canadians will think we are smart or at least they will think we are not as dumb.

the revolution is here
we must overcome at last
as we symbolically stick their fucking foot up their fucking ass

You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
That's right, the hair on his butt

Now maybe it's like needles or possibly like bark
Does it need to be mowed like the lawn at the park?

Well, maybe it's too soft or possibly too coarse
You stuck your hands down his pants, you thought he was a horse!

Don't be fooled
Don't be misled
This man just might
Have a brain inside his head

Maybe it's light blonde but probably it's black
It stretches from his belt and covers up his back!

I saw he had it braided, it made his pants real snug
It covered up his butt cheeks just like a rug!

Don't be fooled
Always be fair
This man just might
Know that E=mc2

Maybe it's like a forest, all covered up with trees
Maybe when he farts his butt hair blows in the breeze.

Maybe you were frightened because it was so scary
Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingleberries!
(AAAAAAAAIEEEE!!!!)

Don't be fooled
And change the station
This man just might know that
{-b \pm \sqrt {b^2-4ac}}{2a} is the quadratic equation...

for y8s:

welcome to my HS years.

So many PCI slots.

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...9a8f6c11da.png

Not content with a traditional cold-air intake, the owner of this Datsun has opted for a cold-rain intake.

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...18a16213d3.png

Nice tires, too.

Water injection. Duh. Come on Joe. You should know this.

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I've got this idea. We can fix it.

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...e6&oe=59E43512

I'm in New Mexico today. Interesting rock formations.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...609_155814.jpg

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...609_155632.jpg

Ewwww!!!!!! I wonder how many flies are on the front.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1497040301

Where abouts is that? And welcome to the promise land :D

Edit: Forgot random photo:
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ab9498bcb8.jpg

28.661096,-82.418709

^coordinates


Pic: I hate Calerpittar

If you hit Las Cruces, hit me up.

I just noticed something...

In the US, we have CAT:

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d6e48cbba4.png


In Germany, they have MAN:

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2bccaab9ef.png


Imagine your own subtle sexual undertones.

Cut through the bone and cut through the wire.

But dorifto is so awesome!!!!

Cock Holiday, lol.

This is very well done.

I feel sorry for the dyslexic chap that made this trade:
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...68537872d5.jpg

beware of aquatic attack kitties from hell:

Damn, jaguars don't fuck around I guess.

I saw this gem on the way in to work today:

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...308dd709e1.jpg

Unfortunate 888 number is unfortunate :giggle:

This has been around a while, but it made it's way back into my head today.

Fast and the furious slav style.
https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...547a9b7623.gif

^ twas good for a chuckle.

I am oddly reminded of this repost:

LOL @ the comment reading...

http://images.complex.com/complex/im...yovr973qqd.jpg

Congrats Warriors :party:


(Though it still remains to be seen which team has their hometown burnt down tonight) :facepalm:

This is a very real part of why I've made the decision to move:

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...69685f6166.png

It's not like this is a fluke. This is typical of every single day here in the outer boroughs, where traffic is hell and yet public transit is just weaksauce enough that you pretty much need to own a car. Average speed 7 MPH over 3.1 miles. I assume my clutch disc is pretty much down to the rivets. I know the brake pads are...

That sounds like great fun.

Here's a piston for you.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...608_155432.jpg