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Joe Perez 06-05-2017 07:57 AM

Shit don't stop, man... Shit don't stop.

Braineack 06-05-2017 08:12 AM


TurboTim 06-05-2017 08:23 AM

Shouldn't "Midwestern" be "Midnorthern"?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...idwest.svg.png

Joe Perez 06-05-2017 08:27 AM

I refer to this region of the country as the Middle-East.

Technically, it's true.


click to play




click to play


Braineack 06-05-2017 08:40 AM

how to drift:


Braineack 06-05-2017 10:33 AM


the end, where they put the hellcat on same track...

DNMakinson 06-05-2017 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1419688)
how to drift:

LOL at LED under-lighting.

good2go 06-05-2017 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1419688)

how to drift:

Well, so much for Ken Block. :giggle:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...07e97bb54f.jpg

aidandj 06-05-2017 12:16 PM

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My buddy texts me on saturday morning after work (works nights): "My car won't start, I parked it, I'll try and get a log later"
Next day his laptop wont connect, so we bring his megasquirt to my house and bench test it. Turns out his computer had the wrong connection settings.
Grab the trailer and truck and go to pick it up.
It cranks just fine, but sounds reaaaally weird. No compression, timing sounded way off.
Put it on the trailer take it to my place.
Unload it, do a leakdown test. over 80% on all cylinders. wtf.
Pull the valve cover....

Attachment 237117
Attachment 237118

That might do it. (Second picture is with cyl 1 at TDC)

turbofan 06-05-2017 12:29 PM

Can I get that timing belt? I need it for my dad's Miata build, looks mint

DeerHunter 06-05-2017 12:57 PM

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...73c3646f60.jpg

Enginerd 06-05-2017 01:27 PM

Anyone see that new item at Nordstrom?

"Rustic, Shredded EPDM Belt (buckle excluded) - $425"

Midtenn 06-05-2017 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 1419685)
Shouldn't "Midwestern" be "Midnorthern"?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...idwest.svg.png

AMEN! Everytime some in Ohio says Midwest I want to slap them because I live further west in the Southeast.

Joe Perez 06-05-2017 02:27 PM

Google Maps briefly decided that I needed to know the name of Route 19 (aka, Irving Park Rd) in Spanish, but then changed its mind.

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ce2619da0c.png

Joe Perez 06-05-2017 02:38 PM

Fidget spinner, man edition:

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...012de65b58.png

sixshooter 06-05-2017 02:46 PM

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I broke some Federal laws today and I'm not sure how things will turn out.

It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.

bahurd 06-05-2017 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1419776)
Google Maps briefly decided that I needed to know the name of Route 19 (aka, Irving Park Rd) in Spanish, but then changed its mind.

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ce2619da0c.png

So is Google 'profiling' you because of your last name?

codrus 06-05-2017 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1419779)

REAL man edition:

https://gr8autotech.files.wordpress....-away-view.jpg

--Ian

turbofan 06-05-2017 06:36 PM

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...0c66c83f45.jpg

hi_im_sean 06-05-2017 06:56 PM

http://images.guff.com/media/26673/list/663858/16.jpg

triple88a 06-05-2017 07:06 PM

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...1ee1d0fe84.jpg

rleete 06-05-2017 07:13 PM

Tub pic is downright creepy.

Joe Perez 06-05-2017 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by turbofan (Post 1419840)


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...32d94e3994.png



And now from the Department of Too Much Time on Their Hands:



(start at 0:30)

I chuckled many times.



And the making-of:


ryansmoneypit 06-05-2017 08:20 PM

That took a lot of work. crazy fun camera work in ..

Erat 06-05-2017 09:14 PM


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 1419850)
Tub pic is downright creepy.

I like girls who are into dungeon tubs.

99mx5 06-06-2017 12:57 AM

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https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1496725003

Joe Perez 06-06-2017 07:17 AM

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2a83f29b78.png

Braineack 06-06-2017 07:24 AM


Originally Posted by bahurd (Post 1419787)
So is Google 'profiling' you because of your last name?

for the longest time all my ads on YT were in spanish.

sixshooter 06-06-2017 01:30 PM

Naked man masturbates on excavator on a Florida highway | Daily Mail Online

Digging it a little too much! Naked man climbs excavator on a Florida highway and starts masturbating in front of laughing drivers

Shocking video has emerged of a naked man masturbating while straddling the top of a construction digger's arm on a highway.

The video, which appears to have been shot from a moving car on a Miami Beach highway on Sunday, shows the unnamed man stood at the top of a CAT digger.

As the car passes by the man, it becomes increasingly clear that he is naked - and pleasuring himself.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...6158266234.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...6158258276.jpg

good2go 06-06-2017 01:50 PM

Ahh, Florida Man strikes again. :bowrofl:

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...81/365/e39.gif







Although, given your own love of, and access to, heavy equipment, plus general proximity, how can we be sure this wasn't actually you six? :giggle:

Braineack 06-06-2017 03:07 PM

Facebook Post

TurboTim 06-06-2017 04:32 PM

I saw one of these yesterday on my way home from work. I 'LOLed' but it actually didn't look half bad.

http://www.autoblog.nl/gallery/0_Tun...xjs-v12-01.jpg

HarryB 06-06-2017 05:00 PM

The hell is that?

turbofan 06-06-2017 05:06 PM

Jag XJS.

sixshooter 06-06-2017 05:39 PM

I dropped this in the track day safety thread but think it deserves more exposure.

https://i.redd.it/a7b9f8rzhv1z.jpg

Dann0 06-06-2017 06:04 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1420138)
(harness madness)

What the hell is that harness attached to?

sixshooter 06-06-2017 07:17 PM


Originally Posted by Dann0 (Post 1420141)
What the hell is that harness attached to?

Is this better?

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4238/3...3d81b2fd_o.jpg

sixshooter 06-06-2017 07:21 PM

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com...-photos-24.gif

Joe Perez 06-06-2017 08:01 PM

Isaac Newton had great hair.

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...654dc82aac.png

thirdgen 06-06-2017 08:53 PM

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...688d9d1afb.jpg
Issac newton looks like he was in Led Zeppelin.

triple88a 06-06-2017 08:57 PM


Originally Posted by Dann0 (Post 1420141)
What the hell is that harness attached to?

That style bar so when your face hits the steering wheel the style bar whacks you in the back of the head.

aidandj 06-07-2017 02:45 AM

Facebook Post

Braineack 06-07-2017 06:48 AM


Originally Posted by aidandj (Post 1420261)

im supossed to be impressed that some nerdy girl sang someone else's song decently in an overly dramatized and contrived tv program?

sixshooter 06-07-2017 07:25 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1420269)
im supossed to be impressed that some nerdy girl sang someone else's song decently in an overly dramatized and contrived tv program?

http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/...99_love-01.jpg

aidandj 06-07-2017 08:31 AM

She's deaf

Joe Perez 06-07-2017 08:39 AM


Originally Posted by aidandj (Post 1420284)
She's deaf

Scott knows, he isn't impressed. He lost both his sight and hearing in infancy, when a flash-bang grenade tossed by police into his grandmother's home during a botched drug raid landed in his crib, and yet he routinely paints Rembrandt knock-offs which sell for millions at auction, and has performed Le Nozze di Figaro at the Sydney Opera House.

He is also actually a cat which periodically assumes human form in order to dine at pricey restaurants.


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5deae33cb3.png

Braineack 06-07-2017 08:40 AM

cool?

i liked when kayne west did through the wire, which is probably his best song ever, that he recorded while his mouth was sewn shut.


the version of "your song" at the end made me cry... tears of disgust.

Braineack 06-07-2017 08:43 AM

for those interested in talent:


thirdgen 06-07-2017 09:11 AM


DNMakinson 06-07-2017 09:59 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1420269)
im supossed to be impressed that some nerdy girl sang someone else's song decently in an overly dramatized and contrived tv program?

She claimed she wrote it. Did she lie?

Hyped, yeah.

rleete 06-07-2017 10:09 AM

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b72a257682.jpg

thirdgen 06-07-2017 10:24 AM

^ This is amazing. This is what I feel everyday when I get to work. Like there was a time in my life when I felt like I was on top, but every time I show up at work it puts me in my place of the slave I really am. Fuck you Matrix.

Braineack 06-07-2017 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by DNMakinson (Post 1420306)
She claimed she wrote it. Did she lie?

Hyped, yeah.

probably not, it just sounded like every other shitty song on the radio...

Braineack 06-07-2017 11:13 AM

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...21a3f69740.gif

rleete 06-07-2017 12:05 PM

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...42fcd9eebe.jpg

Enginerd 06-07-2017 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 1420312)
^ This is amazing. This is what I feel everyday when I get to work. Like there was a time in my life when I felt like I was on top, but every time I show up at work it puts me in my place of the slave I really am. Fuck you Matrix.
https://youtu.be/8-r-V0uK4u0

I can relate...if only the world knew of the things that I accomplished before I sat down in a cubicle for the first time...

concealer404 06-07-2017 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1420289)
for those interested in talent:

https://youtu.be/fY1o9igy0a0

This showed in related.

I'm so entertained right now.


Joe Perez 06-07-2017 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by concealer404 (Post 1420420)
This showed in related.

I'm so entertained right now.

(really terrible music video)

It's difficult to see, but there's a tiny little antenna on top of this information display (which opens up to reveal a huge fiber connection panel.) That antenna is one half of a wireless ethernet link which goes over to the subway station across the block. I designed and installed that circuit. :D

Also, I'm the one who neg-catted you for posting that. :giggle:

Joe Perez 06-07-2017 11:38 PM

[serious]

I'm honestly a tad confused by this video:




They have already succeeded at shutting down the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, despite having been found guilty of racketeering and being forced to pay the circus $9.2m in 2012 for paying off witnesses in a 1998 investigation against it.

And animal acts are on the decline globally. Siegfried & Roy are long retired, Sea World will be phasing out Orca shows by 2019,

I mean, what else do they hope to gain from this? Are there really any big-cat acts left in the world at this point? Seems like a tremendous waste of donor money for a late-to-the-party feel good piece. Rhythm & Hues is NOT an inexpensive SFX house to be employing in the fight against an enemy which no longer exists.

[/serious]

thirdgen 06-08-2017 12:43 AM

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ecdfb65351.jpg


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