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Joe Perez 04-20-2017 08:44 PM

^ congrats.


Saw this earlier, which is a physical re-creation of a CG animated music video from 2001:


(The run starts at 1:18)

triple88a 04-20-2017 10:37 PM

Adopted another cat eh?

Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1407709)
First kid's on the way. Gotta start her off right:


hi_im_sean 04-20-2017 11:02 PM

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...20&oe=599870FA

Monk 04-21-2017 08:51 AM


Joe Perez 04-21-2017 09:32 AM


Originally Posted by Monk (Post 1407774)

Serious question: range and useful payload?


On the one hand, I understand that this is comparable to asking the same questions about the original Wright Flyer.

On the other hand, Orville & Wilbur weren't competing against established technologies which can transport 850 people (plus cargo) halfway around the world at mach 0.85, with turnaround times of under an hour. They were competing against a horse.

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...39f94a0090.png




Edit: God damn, I grew up in a small town. I just realized that you could fit half of the students in my high school into a single A-380 without violating FAA regs.

Roda 04-21-2017 09:46 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1407783)
Serious question: range and useful payload?

Well, EDF (electric ducted fan) technology has been around in the RC world for quite a while, and it's not very efficient. For example, an RC plane weighing around 10lbs with a fairly efficient wing and two ducted fans will carry 25-30% of it's gross weight in batteries and have a flight time of 6-8 minutes. And VTOL takes a LOT more energy than a conventional takeoff. Unless they've made some giant breakthrough in battery technology, it'll never be more than a curiosity.

Interesting that no pilot was visible... first flight remotely piloted for safety? Or weight?

Guardiola 04-21-2017 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1407783)
Serious question: range and useful payload?

They didn't say anything about payload, but range was 300km. (@1:37)

Monk 04-21-2017 09:51 AM

I think the purpose of the lilium is to eventually deliver something that is very easy and cost effective to fly.
It's supposed to be a short range commuter meant for just a few passengers.
Essentially, it's the flying car we've been promised by science fiction for the last 70 years or so.

Joe Perez 04-21-2017 09:57 AM


Originally Posted by Guardiola (Post 1407787)
They didn't say anything about payload, but range was 300km. (@1:37)

If things go according to plan over the next year or two, I may find myself shopping for an airplane.

Obviously my budget will be the equivalent of "1.6 NA Miata, but rust-free" if that happens.

My instinct is to go back to N6066R, the 60s vintage Cessna 172 Skyhawk that I learned on, which was destroyed in hurricane Charley. But I counter that against the fact that while my intuitive instinct in motorcycle-shopping is to fall back to the Honda CB250 Nighthawk (which was my first "real" motorcycle, and still my favorite bike of all time), there are better, more efficient motorcycles out there. Like the SV650. (Fuck you, Suzuki, for killing the best (from a technical standpoint) bike I ever owned.)


It only occurs to me now that both contain the word "hawk" in their name. Ever actually met a hawk? It's a total dipshit of a bird which bears little resemblance to either aforementioned mechanical conveyance.

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...740a0e893b.png

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e055164183.png

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...25a3e217c4.png

wackbards 04-21-2017 10:16 AM

The real problem with "flying cars" isn't a technology hurdle, but rather bureaucratic & infrastructural ones. Type cert can be obviously be a major financial hurdle, but it really comes down to air traffic management. Air traffic mgmt. has been a bottleneck in aviation since forever. The whole "NextGen" air traffic mgmt. plan to distribute traffic management to the pilots so that traffic mgmt. scales with actual traffic would have to actually be in place & working before masses of idiots could start flying to work every day.

It's kind of like the power grid problem with electric cars: yeah, a small percentage of the population can drive them, but there isn't an infrastructure to support EVERYONE driving one.

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e10b5ce0b4.jpg

Monk 04-21-2017 10:29 AM

Leave it to MT.net to get practical about flying cars.


NSFW: language

z31maniac 04-21-2017 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by Roda (Post 1407784)
Well, EDF (electric ducted fan) technology has been around in the RC world for quite a while, and it's not very efficient. For example, an RC plane weighing around 10lbs with a fairly efficient wing and two ducted fans will carry 25-30% of it's gross weight in batteries and have a flight time of 6-8 minutes. And VTOL takes a LOT more energy than a conventional takeoff. Unless they've made some giant breakthrough in battery technology, it'll never be more than a curiosity.

Interesting that no pilot was visible... first flight remotely piloted for safety? Or weight?

The first gasoline powered automobiles were able to do 200mph and get 75 mpg. But the gov't stifled it in the interest of BIG OIL.

codrus 04-21-2017 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by Roda (Post 1407784)
Well, EDF (electric ducted fan) technology has been around in the RC world for quite a while, and it's not very efficient. For example, an RC plane weighing around 10lbs with a fairly efficient wing and two ducted fans will carry 25-30% of it's gross weight in batteries and have a flight time of 6-8 minutes. And VTOL takes a LOT more energy than a conventional takeoff. Unless they've made some giant breakthrough in battery technology, it'll never be more than a curiosity.

Interesting that no pilot was visible... first flight remotely piloted for safety? Or weight?

You can't just extrapolate from a model at a smaller scale, because of square/cube effects and minimum component sizes. The demo they have supposedly goes a 150 miles and flies for an hour or so.

And yeah, looks like it was remotely piloted. Safety is all the explanation you need, there's no reason to infer weight problems.

To me, it looks like it has the potential to be an incrementally cheaper version of an executive helicopter. It's got the potential to do many of the things a helicopter would do but for somewhat less money and requiring somewhat less maintenance. It's not going to be the "flying car" that everyone wants. Bureaucracy is trying its hardest to make sure that never happens.

--Ian

DeerHunter 04-21-2017 03:28 PM

If power fails, a helicopter will generally be able to land without killing all the occupants.

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...6321f09036.jpg

With the stubby wings on that thing, I assume that loss of electrical power will result in uncontrolled descent into terrain, with extreme prejudice.

DeerHunter 04-21-2017 03:31 PM

Also:

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...9fdc27e814.jpg

Midtenn 04-21-2017 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1407709)
First kid's on the way. Gotta start her off right:

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...45356bbd2e.jpg

Congrats! My wife and I's first child is due in late October.

codrus 04-21-2017 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by DeerHunter (Post 1407874)
If power fails, a helicopter will generally be able to land without killing all the occupants.

Change it to 'sometimes' and I'll agree. Auto-rotation isn't quite as routine as that.

OTOH, with multiple independent electric ducted fans there are a lot fewer single points of failure on that aircraft than on any helicopter.

--Ian

sixshooter 04-21-2017 05:29 PM

Dad had a 1948 Stinson 108-3 up until I was in college.

http://imgproc.airliners.net/photos/...2293.jpg?v=v40

Tail number N4219C

The automotive equivalent would be a 1950 Oldsmobile.

https://assets.hemmings.com/story_im...0@2x.jpg?rev=2

After he sold it he built a Kolb Firefly in the garage.

http://www.ultralighthomepage.com/PICS/firefly2.gif

It was the automotive equivalent of a KX-80

http://www.2040-motos.com/_content/c.../72898/001.jpg


They are a tube and fabric aircraft that cruises about 65mph on a 40hp Rotax 2 cyl two stroke. They can be kept as a legal ultralight and the government doesn't need registration or anything more than if you bought a new riding lawn mower.

Here's a nicely done little video. Some video is taken wit the camera beneath the belly but the shots from the pilot's perspective show you just how open it is.



And one of the more practical features was the folding wings. The white canister on top of the wings is a Ballistic Recovery Systems parachute.


sixshooter 04-21-2017 05:36 PM


turbofan 04-21-2017 05:37 PM

Those little birds look like a lot of fun.

thirdgen 04-21-2017 07:15 PM

This is hysterical!!!

Joe Perez 04-22-2017 10:25 AM

^ I don't understand this stuff... Like, just don't do criminal shit, and everything will be ok.



Ghotta love Rhett & Link.



Poor whale...


https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/11854...ribbble.gif???

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...65a68f0dde.jpg

Girz0r 04-22-2017 04:51 PM

ND Miata Racing - Mazda Motorsports

click to play


Joe Perez 04-22-2017 06:42 PM

Seen at the supermarket this morning:

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...1eb357bb63.png

Mobius 04-23-2017 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Girz0r (Post 1408058)
ND Miata Racing - Mazda Motorsports

click to play


36:20 is a crash essentially identical to my crash 2 years ago. Car is still loaded, he touches the dirt with the outside loaded rear tire. Hello wall.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1492972213

Joe Perez 04-23-2017 03:08 PM

Great galloping gooseberries! I'd almost forgotten that a stock '04 actually handles reasonably well when it's not wearing show-shoes.


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...083b1a574e.png


Trivia: did you know that you can actually fit two 16x6.5 wheels in the trunk of an NB? Not with tires on them, of course, but it's so nice to be able to carry four wheels & tires without having to remove the passenger seat. Couldn't do that with the NA. And so very glad to have those ugly, heavy, Special Edition wheels off the car.

DNMakinson 04-23-2017 04:05 PM

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...43579b41b8.jpg

Speaking of wheels and tires, a local was selling his MSM with stock wheels plus a set of 8" 6UL's and unmounted 225 Rival S. Someone else is getting the car.

99mx5 04-23-2017 08:52 PM

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Joe Perez 04-24-2017 08:57 AM

For some reason, the Dockmaster's office is located inside a nice hotel:


https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4c0e92566e.png

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...fba7e68ae5.png

TurboTim 04-24-2017 09:21 AM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1407709)
First kid's on the way. Gotta start her off right:


Originally Posted by Midtenn (Post 1407883)
Congrats! My wife and I's first child is due in late October.

Congrats and good luck. My #3 due any moment now.

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/u...ctures-316.jpg

hi_im_sean 04-24-2017 10:40 AM

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...f4&oe=5986B48A

shuiend 04-24-2017 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by hi_im_sean (Post 1408364)

​​​​​​​https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f9a6c21363.jpg

Braineack 04-24-2017 11:21 AM

Facebook Post

Joe Perez 04-24-2017 12:36 PM

Apparently, stampeding unicorns are of concern to the financial markets:


https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...0f36225681.png

sixshooter 04-24-2017 12:59 PM

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2017...914fa77956.jpg

Braineack 04-24-2017 03:04 PM



Franklin Police have identified and arrested a Brentwood man for the felony offense of Reckless Endangerment with a Deadly Weapon. The arrest comes after 19-year-old Tahj Turnley lost control of his vehicle while showing off for the crowd as he was leaving a Cars and Coffee event held in the Thoroughbred 20 Theatre parking lot on March 4.

In this video, Turnley is seen driving with total disregard for the safety of bystanders, many of whom had to take evasive action to avoid being run over. The vehicle Turnley was driving can be seen here, leaving the roadway and skidding onto the grass where a crowd had gathered. Franklin Police Officers used this video, posted on social media, to help identify Turnley.

Charged with Reckless Endangerment with a Deadly Weapon, Turnley is free on the $5,500 bond set by the Magistrate. He is due in court 05/04/2017 at 1:00 pm.


dont do dumb stuff on camera.

Joe Perez 04-24-2017 03:09 PM

When you're shopping on Amazon, there are a lot of different filters you can set. Condition, user rating, availability, etc. Now you can also filter by the "ownership / diversity credentials" of the seller.


https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...bbf3b0be36.png


WTF? In all seriousness, in what reality is it OK for Amazon to assist its customers in discriminating against certain sellers on the basis of their ethnicity or gender?

y8s 04-24-2017 03:36 PM

Joe, what virus are you running to get that menu? I don't see it.

Perhaps they feel you are insensitive and changed your layout accordingly.

m2cupcar 04-24-2017 03:49 PM

I'm pretty sure you have to qualify as an Economically Advantaged Minority to see that option on Amazon.

turbofan 04-24-2017 05:17 PM

What a huge load of bullshit that is.

Joe Perez 04-24-2017 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1408512)
Joe, what virus are you running to get that menu? I don't see it.

It may only show up when you're logged into an Amazon for Business account.

Unrelated:


https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...07f62866c6.png
"Some hard drives"



https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7f1e365986.png
"Lexi." (A portrait of my dead dog which my sister drew for me. Charcoal on parchment.)

DScoda 04-24-2017 10:03 PM

Disclaimer: contains non-turbo content.
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...256d37a645.gif

Joe Perez 04-24-2017 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by m2cupcar (Post 1408519)
I'm pretty sure you have to qualify as an Economically Advantaged Minority to see that option on Amazon.

:bowrofl: Just caught that.


This is King Felipe VI of Spain:

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...039433c870.png

If he were to emigrate to the US, and open a small business manufacturing and selling pony-themed dildos, then he would quality as a "minority-owned business," and would thus be eligible for preferential treatment by Amazon.


As an aside, I strongly suggest that you not search Google Images for "pony themed dildo."

turbofan 04-24-2017 10:37 PM

OK Joe, I won't.

Joe Perez 04-24-2017 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1407898)
After he sold it he built a Kolb Firefly in the garage.

http://www.ultralighthomepage.com/PICS/firefly2.gif

Looks like fun, but I'd need something IFR-capable. Thinking more Honda Civic (daily driver) than Westfield Atom.

No, I do not have my instrument rating yet. And no, I have never operated in anything even remotely resembling IMC.

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5b09a5b990.png


Right now, this is all just random speculation of course. Haven't yet signed on the dotted line, and will in any event rent near town for the first year or two, as is tradition.

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...06acfa7475.png


For all I know, I might get the EV itch again. Battery prices have fallen in recent years. An AC motor, a Harley gearbox, maybe a worn-out old Formula Vee chassis. Wonder how long an open diff would survive if exposed to the elements with only heavy grease on the spiders, and a sprocket in place of the ring gear?

Joe Perez 04-25-2017 12:11 AM

Puddles the Sad Clown is a vocal god.


oilstain 04-25-2017 03:28 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1408674)
:bowrofl: Just caught that.


This is King Felipe VI of Spain:

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...039433c870.png

If he were to emigrate to the US, and open a small business manufacturing and selling pony-themed dildos, then he would quality as a "minority-owned business," and would thus be eligible for preferential treatment by Amazon.


As an aside, I strongly suggest that you not search Google Images for "pony themed dildo."

Figure out how to call yourself a female-veteran-native american-owned contracting firm, and you can find yourself with millions you can use to pay white males to do what they would normally be doing for half that price. (the other half goes to you!)

https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/fi...20part%201.pdf

If the government likes set-asides to keep things fair and honest, why should we complain about a private business doing the same? Go Amazon, help the little guy (get taken advantage of by anyone who can figure it out). Sustainable, organic, ethnogenicallydiverse, notwhite, dontassumemygender, drunkenrambling.

Source: white male in Tyson's Corner that worked for a 100% white male that happened to somehow have just enough native-american to qualify for set asides.

So, what's your business plan, why should we loan you money?
I want to start a government contracting firm.
Oh, what are your qualifications?
Well, technically I'm a minority.
Really, white dude?
Yeah, totally, I'm like 1/64th -redacted tribe- or something!
Okay, you and a few others just like you can fight over these millions.
Bitchin'

sixshooter 04-25-2017 07:33 AM

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/3860fc66...44e278c34f.jpg

Joe Perez 04-25-2017 08:04 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1408741)

In case you've ever used the phrase "handles like it's got a 200 lb dick strapped to the trunklid."



Rolling coal:

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f1e7b37b50.png




Rolling a cigarette:

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...cf89f9f5d9.png




Rolling your eyes:

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e907ff487e.png




Rolling the hard six:

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...69dd72a78f.png




Rolling a hot Six:

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...cc2b38889b.png



Know the difference.

m2cupcar 04-25-2017 10:15 AM

rolling fur
https://media.giphy.com/media/RsXdnbJ1tnjVK/giphy.gif
_______________

Joe Perez 04-25-2017 10:58 AM

I made a funny:


https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...33e5be28a3.png

hi_im_sean 04-25-2017 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by m2cupcar (Post 1408779)

https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs...5/#post1407220


http://image.rakuten.co.jp/ribbonsho...6/zaka-973.jpg

triple88a 04-25-2017 01:44 PM

Electric build sexiness.


Joe Perez 04-25-2017 03:20 PM

^ So battery. Much volt...


Saw this guy actually walking around in public wearing this suit:


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...3ca59e6573.png

Braineack 04-25-2017 04:42 PM

https://streamable.com/i529s

sixshooter 04-25-2017 08:00 PM

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Spanish moss is neither Spanish nor moss. No need to discuss.

cal_len1 04-26-2017 07:56 AM


Joe Perez 04-26-2017 08:41 AM

^ Seriously LOLed at the end.


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...233d215d13.png


No, not that LOL. Stupid google images... Wait a sec, is that a flying, weaponized cyber-chicken? WTF!



https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...6b578db437.png

Huh? Why does a hand squeezing a lemon even show up for a search on LOL?



https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/im...25eb99a.gif???

Ok, this is just getting weird. And more chickens?




https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...fcfcf518f1.png

Steampunk anime? Fuck it, I give up.


Imagine an appropriate "LOL" image here.

m2cupcar 04-26-2017 08:49 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1408924)
Spanish moss...

Childhood memory- being warned not to mess with the stuff or be assaulted by the "chiggers" (red bugs) who make it their home. The moss on the panhandle is thinner and green (at least on the coast). And for those that feel left out- you can buy it in a bag.

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...33856316b1.jpg

Guardiola 04-26-2017 08:51 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1409006)
Wait a sec, is that a flying, weaponized cyber-chicken?

There is a stop-motion show you need to watch...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...icken_Logo.png


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