Seems like a good day to post this. Me back in Qatar, 2003. Unfortunately, we didn't get to use the two we had.

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This just in: Horses don't like alligators.



. . . but then neither do cats!



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Unfortunatly I cCant find the video of the kid shooting him self on the live stream :/

Teen accidentally kills himself as friends watch on Instagram Live | 11alive.com

11alive?

Excuse me?

WPIX is the original 11alive. All you others are just imitators.

Thug life :facepalm:

Ahhh, Ransomware.

FTFY

HasNoDuck.


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That was totally amazing!

That spoolup...

Back in the day (when shit was real) and I rode BMX, I used to love this video

FBM Ghetto jam. Moving van, bunch of scrap wood and pallets...good times. Video starts after :38

I love it when a project just seamlessly comes together and works right the first time.


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Most random thing I've seen all day: hundreds of thousands of people apparently tuned in to watch a giraffe fall out of a larger giraffe, live.

click to play

Skip to 2:10 if you just want to see the money-shot. That's a hell of a placenta.

New ‘Jesus Viagra’ Makes You Rise Three Days Later

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New ?Jesus Viagra? Makes You Rise Three Days Later ? Waterford Whispers News

An Easter message:

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Ah, the power of natural selection. Sometimes it's chance and sometimes we tip the odds against us. Reminds me of this less deadly but really funny scene. NSFW language about wanting to be in some ------'s ass or something (his words, not mine).

Bahaha. . . that was great!

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With the probability of yet another needless foreign war looming on the horizon, we can expect a jump in the number of self-proclaimed military experts to appear soon. And as this war will likely involve a conflict against a nation which possesses a non-trivial Air Force, we can predict that a lot of pedants will be mis-identifying aircraft, jumping on other people for mis-identifying aircraft, incorrectly asserting that aircraft have been mis-identified, etc.

Thus, I present this handy chart, which can be printed out in pocket-size and kept as a reference for the forthcoming hostilities:


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Be careful-it's breeding season, and some of these can be *extremely* defensive of their nests.

Larry
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Do we not have webm or vid tags anymore?

:(


Sleepy kitty is sleepy. lol.

Hey Joe, I fixed one of these for ya... should be all up to spec now.

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:bowrofl:

Pretty sure they were thinking T-45, but well-played. Still can't get over the freaky tail / rudder configuration on those...

@codrus, we found you a new shirt...

Already ordered. :)

--Ian

The graphic really needs an F-14 with pointy ears, whiskers, and a curly tail, stalking all those birds... :)

--Ian

1. I have enough common decency not to murder them, but that's the limit.




Unrelated:




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Yes, I know. I'm the one who plugged it in, remember? It was only like 500 ms ago. You don't need to be wasting cycles telling me this.

But what if some hoodlum snuck up and plugged in a device to the audio jack while you weren't looking?! How else would you know?

But since it's Windohs, it just wants to let you know that it will ignore the device you plugged in. It will most likely keep using the onboard speakers, or perhaps randomly switch to a different audio device, it just won't be the one you plugged in. That's how my work-Dell beeslike.

(Tried to get random image by searching Dell and Swarm (drunk logic after seeing what I typed and was reminded of bees). Found out there is a dellswarm.com, wtf, I'm going to bed.)

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So, I'm filling out the New Patient Survey form at Chicago Back Institute, and one of the questions asks "Date of onset of current episode / what activities were you engaged in when the pain began?" I got to write something I never thought I'd put on a medical form: "Getting into and out of a Mazda Miata several times, with the top up, while carrying a laptop computer."

And, since if the pictures thread, pictures of the nerves in my left leg not quite doing what they're supposed to:


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define: perfect sync


thats like the least punk rock thing ive ever seen.

^^ would like to see the mixing board for that show.

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Incorrect. The real mixing board for it all.

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I was just about to say that that's actually a lot closer to reality these days.

This is how you mix stuff like sports arenas


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I have seen enough fake ass dj's rockin dusty beats to know how these new kids are doing it.

Best thing I saw today

Joe, I found your problem:

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In the context of music, it means that two or more instruments are played in proper time with one another (what an electrical engineer might describe as "freq locked and in phase") such that notes which correspond in time within the original composition are either generated simultaneously (in the case of electronic or electronically-amplified instrument) or arrive simultaneously at some point such as a common microphone, a listener, etc (in the case of un-amplified, acoustic instruments).

In the context of video, it means that two or more signals arriving at a device (such as a switcher) are time-aligned such that the beginning of each frame arrives at precisely the same moment from all sources at the destination device. This is necessary in order to cleanly switch, dissolve, key, etc., between different sources. To achieve this, frequency is aligned by feeding each source device a common reference clock from a single source (typically a 29.97 Hz pulse*), and phase is aligned by some combination of varying cable lengths and electronic delays.

It can also indicate that the audio and video portions of a common performance are time-aligned with one another. This is commonly called "lip-sync", even if the material in question is not a mouth. For instance, when watching a baseball game on television, we expect to hear the "crack" of a bat striking a pitched ball at the same time that we see the bat make contact with the ball, despite the fact that these two pieces of information do not actually arrive at the same time at most locations from which a spectator would likely observe them in person at the baseball arena, owing to the vastly differing speeds at which light and sound travel through air, and the relatively large distances between the batter and a typical spectator in such a setting.


As this paper describes, this is, surprisingly, not the most unusual way in which the physics of perception might function counterintuitively (as compared with "common-sense" expectations) within the context of a game of baseball.




Which kinda makes sense, given that Nirvana never claimed to be a punk band...

This is the least punk-rock thing I've seen in the past few minutes:

I guess there are worse bird-impactions which could occur...


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Woudn't that be asstrich?

Since we're quoting xkcd in this thread...

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--Ian

Someone has to...

seems like a responsible firearm owner there.

Termites, maybe, but not a dog.

--Ian

First kid's on the way. Gotta start her off right:

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