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wackbards 03-11-2017 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1398049)
Hehe.

Yeah, I know that there were some challenges. It's just the whole concept that this structure, which looks kinda flimsy and flaps around a lot, is capable of supporting several hundred tons of static weight, and dealing with several G of acceleration across what appears to be the weak axis, and doing this continuously for 30 years, all while being heat cycled from -100 to +100 °F.


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f99e577d3a.png

I seriously LOL'd at that pic. Sometimes I think that's what they were envisioning when they pitched the idea.

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7db711b4e4.jpg

During final assembly before you mount engines, you have to hang a load simulating the weight of the engines. We call them pet rocks. I can't remember if they're filled with cement or steel, but these ones on the '47 weigh about 15k lbs each.

czubaka 03-11-2017 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1398052)
During final assembly before you mount engines, you have to hang a load simulating the weight of the engines. We call them pet rocks. I can't remember if they're filled with cement or steel, but these ones on the '47 weigh about 15k lbs each.

That's, what, loading at 2 or 3g's?

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d0aeddccab.jpg

wackbards 03-11-2017 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by czubaka (Post 1398054)
That's, what, loading at 2 or 3g's?

No, that's just the weight of the engine.

GE genx bare engine weighs ~13k lbs according to Wikipedia.

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d874086806.jpg

czubaka 03-11-2017 11:18 AM

Wow! I (obviously) had no idea.

Bad stuff here, pilot didn't make it. You can see after the breakup the engines made their way out of the airplane.


thirdgen 03-11-2017 04:40 PM


Godless Commie 03-11-2017 06:05 PM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1398052)
During final assembly before you mount engines, you have to hang a load simulating the weight of the engines. We call them pet rocks. I can't remember if they're filled with cement or steel, but these ones on the '47 weigh about 15k lbs each.

I'm pretty sure that procedure tests the mounting points rather than the wing roots.
The entire wing carries the engine(s), the root part is for carrying the fuselage.

I have been to Boeing. The word "impressive" does not even begin to describe that place.
Got to see wing stress tests, too.

Godless Commie 03-11-2017 08:26 PM

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c2a60f62c8.jpg

wackbards 03-11-2017 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1398138)
I'm pretty sure that procedure tests the mounting points rather than the wing roots.
The entire wing carries the engine(s), the root part is for carrying the fuselage.

I have been to Boeing. The word "impressive" does not even begin to describe that place.
Got to see wing stress tests, too.


edit: It's not a test. They are hung throughout the assembly process. some not so relevant stuff...

They mainly are hung to keep the CG correct. Without the weight of the engines, the plane will tip on it's ass.

Bendy wing is bendy.

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...96cf20b664.jpg

Godless Commie 03-11-2017 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1398158)
edit: It's not a test. They are hung throughout the assembly process. some not so relevant stuff...

They mainly are hung to keep the CG correct. Without the weight of the engines, the plane will tip on it's ass.

Duh, I should have thought of that.

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...31a2424067.jpg

triple88a 03-11-2017 09:20 PM

When in doubt floor it.


good2go 03-12-2017 12:09 AM


Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 1398172)
When in doubt floor it.

yellowbird


Because allofthesteering. :giggle:

triple88a 03-12-2017 01:55 PM

Never seen this footage. Seems like bloopers maybe?

For some reason it wont let me share just the link without embedding it.


facebook.com/obseydubsit/videos/305002969902593/

Joe Perez 03-12-2017 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1398052)
I seriously LOL'd at that pic.

And yet the post remains cat-less. :(





Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1398059)
GE genx bare engine weighs ~13k lbs according to Wikipedia.

(picture of engine)

I still have no idea how people designed these things prior to 3d solid modeling.




Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1398158)

And yet there are "rigid" structures running all through it. Fuel tanks, the shafts which drive the flaps and slats, lots of hydraulic lines and actuators... Blows my mind every time I see 'em flapping outside the window.






Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1398138)
I have been to Boeing. The word "impressive" does not even begin to describe that place.

I worked for a couple of months at the Meyer Werft shipyard in Papenburg, Germany several years ago. The "groß" indoor drydock facility is large enough to house two fully-assembled cruise ships side by side, plus the staged pieces of a third split into two halves behind the others, plus space for gantry cranes to move above them. The word "big" is woefully inadequate.

I've never been to Boeing, but I have visited the NASA Vehicle Assembly Building at Cape Canaveral. Meyer Werft makes that place look like a toolshed.


I remember one morning when I parked at the far end of the yard and took a bike to get to my dock, from a direction I'd never approached. Off in the distance, I saw what I assumed was a dog lying on the ground at the base of one of the large garage doors. As I got closer, I realized that the dog was a full-size box truck, which makes sense, given that I'd previously seen that door from the inside and knew it to be about 50 meters wide and 40 meters tall.


https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c6bbecc6f0.png

You see those little dots below and to the left of the "Meyer Werft" pin? Those are 40 foot intermodal shipping containers.

Joe Perez 03-12-2017 04:44 PM

I just realize that I have access to a much more significant "ban" button than the one here on MT.

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c79b565f58.png

This seems... odd. I mean, there is literally a button on a webpage that I can click to fire someone. I'm not really comfortable with this development in workplace management.

Erat 03-12-2017 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1398285)
I just realize that I have access to a much more significant "ban" button than the one here on MT.

This seems... odd. I mean, there is literally a button on a webpage that I can click to fire someone. I'm not really comfortable with this development in workplace management.

Oh i'm very comfortable.

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...18ac284e8e.jpg

triple88a 03-12-2017 09:40 PM

Hell man i can terminate an entire list of people. I'm in charge of the SQL :D

Godless Commie 03-12-2017 10:01 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1398263)
I've never been to Boeing, but I have visited the NASA Vehicle Assembly Building at Cape Canaveral. Meyer Werft makes that place look like a toolshed.

You see those little dots below and to the left of the "Meyer Werft" pin? Those are 40 foot intermodal shipping containers.

Joe, this is straight from wikipedia:

The Boeing Everett Factory, in Everett, Washington, is an airplane assembly building owned by Boeing. Located on the northeast corner of Paine Field, it is the largest building in the worldby volume at 13,385,378 m3 (472,370,319 cu ft) and covers 399,480 m2 (98.7 acres). It even has its own micro-climate.[2] This is the factory where the wide-body Boeing 747, 767, 777, and 787 are assembled.

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...87bf612af4.jpg

See those little white objects in front of the building? Those are drydocked cruise ships... :giggle:

Seriously, I have never seen a building with a "horizon" before. You don't see the other side, just an indoor horizon.
And, get this, there are no vertical supports. No columns, nothing.

Dann0 03-12-2017 10:18 PM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1398323)
Joe, this is straight from wikipedia:

The Boeing Everett Factory, in Everett, Washington, is an airplane assembly building owned by Boeing. Located on the northeast corner of Paine Field, it is the largest building in the worldby volume at 13,385,378 m3 (472,370,319 cu ft) and covers 399,480 m2 (98.7 acres). It even has its own micro-climate.[2] This is the factory where the wide-body Boeing 747, 767, 777, and 787 are assembled.



See those little white objects in front of the building? Those are drydocked cruise ships... :giggle:

Seriously, I have never seen a building with a "horizon" before. You don't see the other side, just an indoor horizon.
And, get this, there are no vertical supports. No columns, nothing.

I've been there and toured that building. Had a buddy who was a supervisor in Boeing security. Honestly, when you're inside you don't really realize the scale of it. Sure, you think, "This is a damn big building," but there's so much stuff in there that you can't really see very far. Then, every once in a while, you get a glimpse down a corridor of uninterrupted space and it's just staggering.

wackbards 03-12-2017 10:27 PM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1398323)
Joe, this is straight from wikipedia:

The Boeing Everett Factory, in Everett, Washington, is an airplane assembly building owned by Boeing. Located on the northeast corner of Paine Field, it is the largest building in the worldby volume at 13,385,378 m3 (472,370,319 cu ft) and covers 399,480 m2 (98.7 acres). It even has its own micro-climate.[2] This is the factory where the wide-body Boeing 747, 767, 777, and 787 are assembled.

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...87bf612af4.jpg

See those little white objects in front of the building? Those are drydocked cruise ships... :giggle:

Seriously, I have never seen a building with a "horizon" before. You don't see the other side, just an indoor horizon.
And, get this, there are no vertical supports. No columns, nothing.

That's my office. Each segment of that mural is a bay door that opens wide enough to let airplanes out. The furthest bay on the left is 747, then 767, 777, all the way down to 787 on the far right. We call it "The Factory" The near shore in the foreground is Mukilteo, and the far shore in the background is Whidbey island.

When they first built this plant, they had rain inside the building before they got the HVAC sorted out. I average about 6 miles a day walking because everything is so spread out.

wackbards 03-12-2017 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1398263)
And yet the post remains cat-less. :(

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b77ddcc540.jpg

olderguy 03-12-2017 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1398323)
And, get this, there are no vertical supports. No columns, nothing.

Sky hooks?

wackbards 03-12-2017 10:50 PM

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...a0b671c567.jpg


Here you can see the 777 final assembly line on the left, and the 787 final assembly line on the right. The camera view is basically looking south to north along the office stack separating the two lines. the office stacks are kind of castellated so that the cranes can pass through from line to line. You can see the yellow crane pass-through in this picture.

hi_im_sean 03-12-2017 11:00 PM


Joe Perez 03-12-2017 11:56 PM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1398323)
See those little white objects in front of the building? Those are drydocked cruise ships... :giggle:

+ :likecat:





Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1398323)
Seriously, I have never seen a building with a "horizon" before. You don't see the other side, just an indoor horizon.
And, get this, there are no vertical supports. No columns, nothing.

Yeah, I can only imagine. Meyer Werft is huge in the sense that the drydock buildings are exceedingly tall, but you can at least see one end of the building from the other, presuming that you're on the ground-level corridor between the ships.







Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1398326)
That's my office. Each segment of that mural is a bay door that opens wide enough to let airplanes out. The furthest bay on the left is 747, then 767, 777, all the way down to 787 on the far right. We call it "The Factory" The near shore in the foreground is Mukilteo, and the far shore in the background is Whidbey island.

When they first built this plant, they had rain inside the building before they got the HVAC sorted out. I average about 6 miles a day walking because everything is so spread out.

Fucking amazing.

You need a guy who's skilled at everything from project management to component-level troubleshooting, experienced with large projects and major mechanical structures, and doesn't have an ME degree? I'm really jonesing to get back to the left coast...

aidandj 03-13-2017 12:28 AM

I'd like to have a beer with JoeP

triple88a 03-13-2017 01:11 AM

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...60e84aa84b.jpg

codrus 03-13-2017 03:39 AM

Looks like you could host the Boeing Car Club autocross events on the roof :)

--Ian

TurboTim 03-13-2017 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1398326)
When they first built this plant, they had rain inside the building before they got the HVAC sorted out. I average about 6 miles a day walking because everything is so spread out.

I've been rained on inside this building. Pretty cool place to visit as a kid. Not sure if they still allow civilian children to just roam around.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...971cda784f.jpg

https://www.ibiblio.org/hyperwar/Onl...000/h44093.jpg

http://www.airfields-freeman.com/NJ/...Hangar1_36.jpg

https://welweb.org/ThenandNow/images...igeable-07.jpg

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/...re-id107411305

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...341b7da2bd.jpg

https://forgottenfieldsblog.files.wo...nose-stand.jpg

unrelated:
http://justfunfacts.com/wp-content/u...pelin-dock.jpg

codrus 03-13-2017 12:38 PM

Alas, they ripped the exterior off this building so it's just a skeleton frame now, but...

https://photos.smugmug.com/Airplanes...MG_7843-X2.jpg

--Ian

good2go 03-13-2017 01:49 PM

Elderly Driver Accidentally Parks Ford Fusion Atop Corvette

http://www.corvetteblogger.com/image...030217_40b.jpg

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...qdcljghx7i.png





click to play





This was originally billed as a deliberate act by a scorned wife, but later reports claim it was just an old lady hitting the wrong pedal in the Walleyworld parking lot.

Scaxx 03-13-2017 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by good2go (Post 1398433)
Elderly Driver Accidentally Parks Ford Fusion Atop Corvette

Oh that's painful

sixshooter 03-13-2017 03:34 PM


mgeoffriau 03-13-2017 03:48 PM

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b53705d710.jpg

sixshooter 03-13-2017 03:53 PM

Roads? Where we're going we aren't going to need roads.





And then this happened to it:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...ng-gadget.html

Joe Perez 03-13-2017 07:48 PM

^ that gives me an idea.



Unrelated:
Years ago, I owned a Commodore 64.

It was a great computer. Came with nearly everything you could want... except a disk drive. If you wanted one of those, it was an external box that sat on the desk next to the machine.

How far we've come in 30 years...

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...09a0af3de6.png

triple88a 03-13-2017 08:24 PM

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...31e4f5f403.gif

triple88a 03-13-2017 08:30 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Also.

Attachment 237240

Joe Perez 03-13-2017 10:29 PM

^ Nightmare fuel.



In other news, an old video I shot of a co-worker of mine capturing a bat which had been haunting WLLD-FM control room for four days, and then releasing it outside.


Chilicharger665 03-14-2017 01:47 AM

I have had to catch a bat in the powerplant I work in twice. Once they get near the generators, their echo location doesn't work anymore and they just drop to the ground and look extremely confused and lost. As soon as you get them outside, they are back to normal.

Joe Perez 03-14-2017 08:49 AM

Also, happy Pi day, everyone.


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...03dfb91480.png

Braineack 03-14-2017 08:55 AM

from my FB feed:

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...e2&oe=595AC4BC

the next post was this:

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...f5&oe=59720AA8


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7cbe33daf8.png

mgeoffriau 03-14-2017 09:45 PM

Something I came across this evening:

The NSA's official guide to sanitizing documents of sensitive information ("Redacting with Confidence") includes screencaps of Links, the feline assistant from Office 2000.

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...6b500411f7.png

oilstain 03-15-2017 02:20 AM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 1398712)
Something I came across this evening:

The NSA's official guide to sanitizing documents of sensitive information includes screencaps of Links, the feline assistant from Office 2000.

And yet even though real people, neighbors and friends, have worked for the government and can tell you about their personal experiences, somehow, people still believe the government could pull off anything considered a conspiracy.

https://vice-images.vice.com/images/...1470916257.jpg

sixshooter 03-15-2017 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by oilstain (Post 1398737)

^Invokes the name of Hitler, so it must be true.

Dihydromonoxide has been used to kill millions of people, is readily accessible as a common drugstore item, and its possession remains completely unregulated. The internet is simultaneously the best and worst thing that has ever happened to our modern society.

Mechanic reassembling a machine:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...309_105208.jpg

Guardiola 03-15-2017 10:07 AM

Get the facts! Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division - dihydrogen monoxide info

http://www.dhmo.org/images/simcow.gif

sixshooter 03-15-2017 11:17 AM


Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are: http://www.dhmo.org/images/poisonbottle.gif
  • Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
  • Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
  • Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
  • DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
  • Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
  • Contributes to soil erosion.
  • Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
  • Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
  • Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
  • Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are: http://www.dhmo.org/images/dangeruse.jpg
  • as an industrial solvent and coolant,
  • in nuclear power plants,
  • by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
  • by elite athletes to improve performance,
  • in the production of Styrofoam,
  • in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
  • in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
  • as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,
  • in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
  • as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
  • as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
  • in cult rituals

What can I do to minimize the risks?

Fortunately, there is much you can do to minimize your dangers due to Dihydrogen Monoxide exposure.

First
, use common sense. Whenever you are dealing with any product or food that you feel may be contaminated with DHMO, evaluate the relative danger to you and your family, and act accordingly. Keep in mind that in many instances, low-levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination are not dangerous, and in fact, are virtually unavoidable. Remember, the responsibility for your safety and the safety of your family lies with you.

Second
, exercise caution when there is the potential for accidental inhalation or ingestion of DHMO. If you feel uncomfortable, remove yourself from a dangerous situation. Better safe than sorry.

Third
, don't panic. Although the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are very real, by exercising caution and common sense, you can rest assured knowing that you are doing everything possible to keep you and your family safe.
Protect yourself.

sixshooter 03-15-2017 02:05 PM

New T-shirts are out from Blipshift

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/01...g?v=1489516162
https://www.blipshift.com/products/m...eid=645a792bb4


https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/01...g?v=1489516423
https://www.blipshift.com/products/m...eid=645a792bb4

rleete 03-15-2017 02:14 PM

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...cf46721be4.jpg

rleete 03-15-2017 02:15 PM

Old, but applicable to those of us on the East coast:

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7966397e38.jpg

Swanpuppy 03-15-2017 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 1398832)
Old, but applicable to those of us on the East coast:

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7966397e38.jpg

This is pretty accurate for the midwest. We just had about 14" all around, some spots seemed to be more like 24". The commute to work involved plowing the road with the front of my car.
http://i68.tinypic.com/10nyosw.jpg

codrus 03-15-2017 04:02 PM

Here in California we can't handle snow. 6.0 earthquakes no problem, but frozen water falling from the sky?!?!?!

--Ian

hi_im_sean 03-15-2017 04:35 PM

WTF are you guys talking about?

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ac6c5cae90.jpg

good2go 03-15-2017 06:20 PM

Just an age test:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._Wild_West.JPG


What show was this from?

Monk 03-15-2017 06:53 PM

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b38cfc4d9c.jpg

18psi 03-15-2017 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1398285)
I just realize that I have access to a much more significant "ban" button than the one here on MT.

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c79b565f58.png

This seems... odd. I mean, there is literally a button on a webpage that I can click to fire someone. I'm not really comfortable with this development in workplace management.

YOU GUYS USE WORKDAY TOO?
:rofl::rofl:

I literally have the same page/button at my disposal

:rofl::rofl:


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e5468c73f4.png

Godless Commie 03-15-2017 08:15 PM

Nothing to see here...
Just a bolt I "used" today.

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e0bd0da788.jpg

codrus 03-15-2017 08:24 PM

I knew a manager at Cisco who accidentally fired someone once by clicking a button like that. Took a bunch of paperwork to fix it. :)

--Ian

good2go 03-16-2017 02:07 AM


Originally Posted by Monk (Post 1398908)


Did you really know, or did you look it up?

https://www.telegraphindia.com/11405...s/05bus-pf.jpg

Guardiola 03-16-2017 07:08 AM

I recognize Jaws from 007, but I have no idea what The Wild West Show is...
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140911183645

Monk 03-16-2017 07:23 AM

I know all.




My father in-law watches old western shows almost exclusively.


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