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Joe Perez 01-06-2017 09:08 AM

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...96008ea092.png

Joe Perez 01-07-2017 08:31 PM

The elusive Nissan Prius parked next to my car:

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...9817e1717c.png






Meanwhile, in the older part of the machine room:


mgeoffriau 01-07-2017 08:37 PM

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...34760b3a86.jpg

18psi 01-07-2017 08:42 PM

:laugh:

Joe Perez 01-07-2017 09:19 PM

^ pretty good. :D


click to play


Joe Perez 01-07-2017 11:02 PM

I don't know why I keep watching this:


Godless Commie 01-08-2017 11:04 AM

Istanbul has weird weather.

It was 50F one late night, then it started raining, followed by a bone chilling cold wind and snow.
Dipped down to 23F with a full on snow storm and 8" accumulation, all in the space of less than 36 hours.

Still snowing.
We are happily stranded at home.
(I stockpiled tea and cigarettes, so we can last quite a while)

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...3ebec068b3.jpg


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...506cc14f3f.jpg

Joe Perez 01-08-2017 11:47 AM

I thought Turkey was supposed to have a moderate climate!

Godless Commie 01-08-2017 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1385494)
I thought Turkey was supposed to have a moderate climate!

Sign of the times...

This is as moderate as anything gets over here these days.
(Turkish social media is all but a soapbox for hate speech, for example)

Erat 01-08-2017 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1385408)

And a birdie to you too, sir.


Joe Perez 01-08-2017 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by Erat (Post 1385522)

That seems like a lot of asbestos...


Something interesting came out of my oil pan this afternoon:

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f8b8166426.png

It's non-ferrous. And I'm fairly certain it's not even metal. I think it's a rock.

aidandj 01-08-2017 04:11 PM

It's casting flash. If you dig through my thread I had the same thing come out.

Joe Perez 01-08-2017 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by aidandj (Post 1385534)
It's casting flash. If you dig through my thread I had the same thing come out.

The BP-Z3 block was made out of stone? Because that's what this is.



Unrelated: I love watching these very slow-paced videos of Germans making stuff, with no annoying music, no narration, no CG, no fancy editing, just... manufacturing.


Godless Commie 01-08-2017 05:55 PM

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b4cafd0a5a.jpg

hi_im_sean 01-08-2017 06:10 PM

Facebook Post

Joe Perez 01-08-2017 07:17 PM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1385495)
This is as moderate as anything gets over here these days.


https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5de8b76ffe.png

DNMakinson 01-09-2017 09:03 AM

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7f35c67d4e.jpg

Enginerd 01-09-2017 09:14 AM

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Common core fun

y8s 01-09-2017 01:32 PM

Tesla turbine. Relies on boundary layer effects and not direct impingement. Amazeballs.


Joe Perez 01-09-2017 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1385665)
Tesla turbine. Relies on boundary layer effects and not direct impingement. Amazeballs.

Prediction:

Someone will connect a centrifugal air compressor to the output shaft, and claim on Youtube / GoFundMe to have invented an over-unity machine. They will only need a small amount of funding to develop it into a fully working commercial product and / or will find themselves persecuted and suppressed by large corporate interests.

DNMakinson 01-09-2017 07:48 PM

click to play


Joe Perez 01-09-2017 08:40 PM

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5607f7eea3.png

DNMakinson 01-10-2017 12:41 PM

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...43d1eaf4af.jpg

Car Record Players of the 1950s and 1960s | Early Infotainment Systems- Consumer Reports News

mgeoffriau 01-10-2017 01:37 PM

My kid dropped this pose on us yesterday.

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...6a9a906367.png

Joe Perez 01-11-2017 12:46 AM

Received this box at work today:

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...67cd89649b.png

Seriously? Exactly how the fuck am I supposed to to open it, then? Strong language?

Godless Commie 01-11-2017 01:06 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1385909)
Received this box at work today:
"Joe gets a large box dot jaypeg"
Seriously? Exactly how the fuck am I supposed to to open it, then? Strong language?



https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c90905a76e.jpg

Zaphod 01-11-2017 03:35 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1385909)
Received this box at work today:
Seriously? Exactly how the fuck am I supposed to to open it, then? Strong language?

I lol'ed

Or you can:
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5e87d535da.png

Guardiola 01-11-2017 07:50 AM

If you cannot cut the tape, split the tape. The guy in charge of safety at our plant would argue there is a huge difference.
Notice the round metal protrusion on the box opening device below. It is not sharp, it tears the tape. Any cutting would require cut-resistant gloves.
http://www.gerbergear.com/var/gerber...er_fulljpg.jpg
Safety here is kinda weird. I even have to wear a high-vis vest to get to my office, since I cut-through the warehouse where dangerous wild fork lifts roam. Thank god the bright yellow reflective vest keeps them from attacking me.

Erat 01-11-2017 10:14 AM

Workplace safety is overrated. Mehh

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...a603ec138d.jpg

Joe Perez 01-11-2017 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by Zaphod (Post 1385919)

Ironically, that would end very badly. The box is full of firestop pillows. These are full of intumescent, a material which expands wildly when exposed to fire.

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...0c4eec5dd7.png






Originally Posted by Erat (Post 1385957)
Workplace safety is overrated. Mehh

There are a couple of spots in the top-floor mechanical space of the Hancock Tower which look a bit like that. Scares the willies out of me.

Chiburbian 01-11-2017 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1385961)
Ironically, that would end very badly. The box is full of firestop pillows. These are full of intumescent, a material which expands wildly when exposed to fire.

Oddly enough, I just had firestop training a couple weeks ago with STI. I thought that looked familiar.

Have you checked out their EZ-Path system? It's a lot less of a pain than running through firewalls and having to firestop, especially considering that at least 51% of the opening must be firestop (when sealing cables).
https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...a469a3ef1c.jpg

EO2K 01-11-2017 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1385961)
Ironically, that would end very badly. The box is full of firestop pillows. These are full of intumescent, a material which expands wildly when exposed to fire.

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...0c4eec5dd7.png

Go up on the roof and light one on fire, film it, upload it to youtube. Now. Please? :likecat:

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hi_im_sean 01-11-2017 01:47 PM

I 2nd that. Majority rules Joe.

mgeoffriau 01-11-2017 02:42 PM

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ff0e2edda5.jpg

sixshooter 01-11-2017 03:07 PM

Cats hate costumes.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...2252d63833.jpg

aidandj 01-11-2017 04:16 PM

Facebook Post

Joe Perez 01-11-2017 08:54 PM


Originally Posted by EO2K (Post 1385975)
Go up on the roof and light one on fire, film it, upload it to youtube. Now. Please? :likecat:

There are plenty of videos out there of intumescent material doing its thing.




Unrelated: random newsroom photos:

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7bc1d3e7b7.png


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...dd798a98fb.png

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d28259e35e.png

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...50233e1637.png



And an unnecessarily large number of updates:

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...99f542d09b.png


And a thing in progress:

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...70a2e5935a.png



And an icicle that I pulled off of the inside of my bedroom window:

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8d86533235.png




And a thing that was really goddamned hard to calibrate:

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b949b6a9cb.png



And one of the many SCBA tanks lying randomly around the office:

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e4c0b870fb.png



And, when the fuck did the Honda Accord become a 4WD SUV?

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...40621d67df.png



And a battleaxe that my increasingly senile father thought would be a good birthday gift for my 11 year old niece:

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4e69847cb5.png



And me, underwater, looking at stuff:

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e60df552a6.png



And a really interesting handcrafted model of Falkor the Luck Dragon that my sister had commissioned by some lady in Russia:

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8fe2ec8b28.png



And a frozen yogurt shop inside a bookstore in Florida. I thought hipster bookstores were supposed to have coffee shops in them? Oh, #Florida...

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2282323a54.png



And me, balancing dice on dice:

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...02167ccd32.png



And a room inside O'Hare Airport that I don't think I was supposed to be able to get into, that I got into:

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...cc0bddbbfd.png



And two of the guys who work for me who swear that they didn't plan this:

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...0fedc1a6ea.png



And a room that I need to figure out how to cram yet more shit into:

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...88157c037a.png





Is that a sufficiently random assortment of photos for this thread?

EO2K 01-11-2017 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1386076)
There are plenty of videos out there of intumescent material doing its thing.

The point, good sir, is not to see what it does, but to get the Joe Perez narration and reaction :bigtu:

http://wallpaper-gallery.net/images/...om-image-1.jpg

good2go 01-11-2017 09:30 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1386076)
...

Unrelated: random newsroom photos:

...

Is that a sufficiently random assortment of photos for this thread?

Ehh, you clearly left out the one showing where the fake news is generated. :D

hi_im_sean 01-11-2017 09:33 PM

Those carpet tiles piss my eyes off.

I also did a thing
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...78&oe=58DDC83F

triple88a 01-11-2017 10:01 PM

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c043a9165c.gif

Joe Perez 01-11-2017 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by Erat (Post 1385957)
Workplace safety is overrated. Mehh

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4e51c67e1c.png








Originally Posted by Chiburbian (Post 1385974)
Have you checked out their EZ-Path system? It's a lot less of a pain than running through firewalls and having to firestop, especially considering that at least 51% of the opening must be firestop (when sealing cables).

Well, this building was constructed in the 1960s, and to be honest, most of the penetrations are of the "Someone knocked a hole through the cement-block wall with a hammer and chisel 30 years ago" variety. They've already got cable going through them, and so caulking and pillows are really the best solution with regard to fire-safety.

Our annual inspection is tomorrow. Wish me luck.






Originally Posted by hi_im_sean (Post 1386082)
Those carpet tiles piss my eyes off.

I also did a thing
(thing)

That's an interesting-looking thing.

What is it?

And while I'll abstain from personal commentary on the carpet tiles, believe it or not, they look pretty good on camera.





Originally Posted by good2go (Post 1386081)
Ehh, you clearly left out the one showing where the fake news is generated. :D

The fake-news bureau is in the basement of one of the stagehands' parents downtown. The main newsroom handles real news. :giggle:


https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...94998547b0.png






Unrelated: The 7 News van seems to follow me everywhere. LEAVE ME ALONE, ABC!

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...6cd474b81b.png




Unrelated to unrelated:

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...9153c7ee2b.png

hi_im_sean 01-11-2017 10:52 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1386089)

That's an interesting-looking thing.

What is it?

And while I'll abstain from personal commentary on the carpet tiles, believe it or not, they look pretty good on camera.


You would know if you participated in the gang bang more often (I love how that sounds out of context).

Its a 3D printer kit.

Joe Perez 01-11-2017 11:08 PM

Ah, yes- I see the roll of "skin color" filament now.

Twins. Same mother, same father:

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d59f586015.png

Godless Commie 01-12-2017 03:24 AM

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...71545d47de.jpg

Braineack 01-12-2017 08:58 AM

joe i think youd appreciate all the printed all pictures i have in my cube...

samnavy 01-12-2017 10:27 AM

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mgeoffriau 01-12-2017 12:48 PM

Yay.

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...0c9e721c9f.jpg

EO2K 01-12-2017 12:50 PM

Like a boss. :bigtu:

Joe Perez 01-12-2017 06:33 PM

We been fabricatin' all kinna shit up in here.

Such wire. So detail. Many power.


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d535660052.png

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Joe Perez 01-12-2017 11:04 PM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 1386135)
(pictures hanging on your wall)

I literally LOLed at the TIE bomber ejection. Gonna find a copy of that and frame it for myself.

Reminds me of this, which is sure to fuck with the nerds:

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8cfc1801fe.png

rleete 01-13-2017 05:55 AM

I posted that 5-10 pages back. No response.

Braineack 01-13-2017 08:31 AM

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...a73b4e9d33.png


https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d0bfbcfe9b.png


this is my collection of stuff I've found around the office. the Lens cup and rubix cube are my own contributions, everything else I've scavenged.



https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...83d18c035b.png

This let's everyone know what they are dealing with. I've been having a lot of Snickers Moments the last few weeks.

Braineack 01-13-2017 08:35 AM

poor poor doggie:

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Godless Commie 01-13-2017 10:16 AM

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5028cd4797.gif

good2go 01-13-2017 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 1386301)

I posted that 5-10 pages back. No response.

I did. :confused:

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Picard-Wtf.jpg

Joe Perez 01-13-2017 11:10 AM

Since we're posting office photos...

My "official" office:

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...23efcef87f.png



My "unofficial" office, in which I actually do useful work:

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b8979bd1ea.png

sixshooter 01-13-2017 11:35 AM

FLORIDAAAAA!

Rear facing child safety seats? Check.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z11D9_17WZ...ng%2B00301.jpg

samnavy 01-13-2017 11:55 AM

Google "tie fighter ejection" if you don't like this version:

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uplo...y-Ejection.jpg

samnavy 01-13-2017 11:57 AM

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...805ca51f17.jpg



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