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hi_im_sean 12-16-2016 04:23 PM

he fuking shoots at it! lol

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Scaxx 12-16-2016 05:36 PM

Don't worry, bullets don't come back down to the ground. Holy shit haha

hi_im_sean 12-16-2016 07:12 PM

/\ I know right/


Miss Idaho
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Godless Commie 12-16-2016 07:19 PM

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Joe Perez 12-16-2016 07:31 PM

I feel like posting a few gratuitous photos of the UPS battery at work:

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...fcf89091fa.png

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c4df849b4e.png

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5b9e6b6ac0.png


They're configured in three strings (white, yellow, and red), for which in each string, every single battery of that color is wired in series. (People who understand how electricity works will appreciate the ramifications of this. What the voltage on that string? Hella volts.)


I really don't know what the maximum runtime on the UPS is (several minutes at least), but it really only has to last long enough for this twin-turbo beauty to fire up:


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c48f9dd114.png

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e1d204010c.png


The block heater on that engine draws 6kw.

Godless Commie 12-16-2016 07:44 PM

National Hero Gloriously Pilots Mazda Miata With Top Down In Cleveland Snow Storm

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National Hero Gloriously Pilots Mazda Miata With Top Down In Cleveland Snow Storm

hi_im_sean 12-16-2016 09:42 PM

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DNMakinson 12-16-2016 10:28 PM

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Gee Emm 12-17-2016 05:14 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1381859)
I really don't know what the maximum runtime on the UPS is (several minutes at least), but it really only has to last long enough for this twin-turbo beauty to fire up:


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c48f9dd114.png

You run that beast regularly I assume?

Monk 12-17-2016 07:11 AM


Originally Posted by hi_im_sean (Post 1381870)
Raccookin

Meet Pumpkin the pet raccoon:
https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...92e49208f4.png
https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5e55ee3831.jpg
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Joe Perez 12-17-2016 09:25 AM


Originally Posted by Gee Emm (Post 1381891)
You run that beast regularly I assume?

Once a month into a resistor bank for testing.

That engine scares me when it's running....


Unrelated: I'm such a baller that I buy my hexene copolymers by the literal pallet-load:

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...144af226f5.png




Unrelated to unrelated:

Saw this recently. It's a 90s vintage Camaro with spray foam (eg: "Good-Stuff") shot into a rust hole in the rocker panel.


https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...01dcaaa060.png


What is this supposed to accomplish, other than trapping water in the area and accelerating the rusting process?

hi_im_sean 12-17-2016 09:50 AM

It made the owner feel better.

triple88a 12-17-2016 12:19 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1381896)
What is this supposed to accomplish, other than trapping water in the area and accelerating the rusting process?

Some people think that if the frame is full it wont rust neglecting to think that moisture will go around it and get trapped. I remember seeing a thread on the wrangler forum about it too. Some people tried it there with the same results.

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c57ce2f77e.gif

triple88a 12-18-2016 03:57 AM


G3ML1NGZ 12-18-2016 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1381857)

HAHA, never thought I'd see Hugleikur here, I've got a couple of his books and seen two of his theatrical productions. Guy is funny as fuck.

Braineack 12-19-2016 10:27 AM

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y8s 12-19-2016 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1381896)
Once a month into a resistor bank for testing.

That engine scares me when it's running....


Unrelated: I'm such a baller that I buy my hexene copolymers by the literal pallet-load:

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...144af226f5.png

Either you're making some big shrink tube connections OR


https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...14d16ec8f8.jpg

Braineack 12-19-2016 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1381656)

That having been said:



watching this just reminds me of following all these tutorials on learning react.js over the weekend. Everything is completely done for you, you just have to go through the steps of recreating someone else's handwork to come up with the exact same end result...


and fwiw, as gay as freddie was, he actually sounded like a real man.

sixshooter 12-19-2016 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1382141)
and fwiw, as gay as freddie was, he actually sounded like a real man.

Freddie was very much a man's man.

http://static.stereogum.com/uploads/...ie-Mercury.jpg

Braineack 12-19-2016 12:52 PM

i wouldnt toss him out of bed... if i already had aids.

triple88a 12-19-2016 01:46 PM

Fuckin Russians.

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e310f6a733.gif

sixshooter 12-19-2016 03:57 PM


sixshooter 12-19-2016 03:59 PM

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Pen2_the_penguin 12-19-2016 05:43 PM

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Joe Perez 12-19-2016 07:24 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 1382208)
(Mara Kerr)

Yes.

Very much yes.

+ :likecat:



I just bought a new car from a dealership. I feel so very dirty...


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turbofan 12-20-2016 01:09 AM

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What the fuck Joe

I hope you're kidding

i thought you had good taste. I am disappoint.

triple88a 12-20-2016 02:41 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1382226)
I just bought a new car from a dealership. I feel so very dirty...

Someone send me Joes address so i can slice his tires.

turbofan 12-20-2016 02:46 AM

We'll make that Camry unreliable if it's the last thing we do.

Braineack 12-20-2016 08:29 AM

why is local news still a thing?



shuiend 12-20-2016 08:39 AM


Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 1382268)
Someone send me Joes address so i can slice his tires.

He posted it in the shipped hall of fame thread.

Joe Perez 12-20-2016 09:10 AM

Ha, I'm already at 7 :hatecat: .

Not a joke, I really did just buy a 2017 Camry. It's the XLE model (leather, powered heated seats, bluetooth / backup cam / XM, etc).

It's not for me, though. Birthday gift for mom. She's getting on in years, but still works and still drives a hell of a lot. Her 2000 Camry Solara is about to hit 200,000 miles, and it's showing its age. Frankly, I worry about her driving it. And she can't really afford to buy herself a new car right now, and really loves that damn car, so I figured while I'm down in FL vising the family for Christmas, I might as well take care of that for her.

I mean, did you guys notice the palm trees in the background? We don't have a lot of those in Chicago.

Had my sister and niece distract her away from the house for a few hours, brought it home and stuck a tiny little bow on it:

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...16249f0b83.png


Then quickly whipped up a cake while enjoying a couple of rather good brown ales from the local Cigar City brewery:

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2b8c333b42.png


When she came home, well, it was funny as hell. She didn't notice the bow, got extremely suspicious, and then damn near fainted when I handed her the key. Sobbed for nearly an hour. I think my sister got it all on video.


So, anyway, keep up the :hatecat:, you heartless, mother-hating sons of bitches. :giggle:

shuiend 12-20-2016 09:14 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1382300)
So, anyway, keep up the :hatecat:, you heartless, mother-hating sons of bitches. :giggle:

We ain't no mother-hating sons of bitches. We are motherlovers.

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Joe Perez 12-20-2016 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1382295)
why is local news still a thing?

Partly because light-news is fairly inexpensive to produce as compared to purchasing syndicated programming.

And while this is not true of all stations, at WGN, we actually get extremely good ratings on our local stuff, especially the mid-day which is nothing but cooking, stupid pet tricks, fashion, etc.

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Braineack 12-20-2016 11:29 AM

why did you post that CR.net bs here?

Oscar 12-20-2016 11:35 AM

Joe is good peoples

Girz0r 12-20-2016 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1382319)
why did you post that CR.net bs here?

Miata.

http://www.f150forum.com/attachments...ad-miata3.jpg?

Braineack 12-20-2016 02:59 PM


turbofan 12-20-2016 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1382300)
Ha, I'm already at 7 :hatecat: .

Not a joke, I really did just buy a 2017 Camry. It's the XLE model (leather, powered heated seats, bluetooth / backup cam / XM, etc).

It's not for me, though. Birthday gift for mom. She's getting on in years, but still works and still drives a hell of a lot. Her 2000 Camry Solara is about to hit 200,000 miles, and it's showing its age. Frankly, I worry about her driving it. And she can't really afford to buy herself a new car right now, and really loves that damn car, so I figured while I'm down in FL vising the family for Christmas, I might as well take care of that for her.

I mean, did you guys notice the palm trees in the background? We don't have a lot of those in Chicago.

Had my sister and niece distract her away from the house for a few hours, brought it home and stuck a tiny little bow on it:

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...16249f0b83.png


Then quickly whipped up a cake while enjoying a couple of rather good brown ales from the local Cigar City brewery:

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2b8c333b42.png


When she came home, well, it was funny as hell. She didn't notice the bow, got extremely suspicious, and then damn near fainted when I handed her the key. Sobbed for nearly an hour. I think my sister got it all on video.


So, anyway, keep up the :hatecat:, you heartless, mother-hating sons of bitches. :giggle:

Well hell. Now I have to go remove the negcat from the prior post chance it to a :likecat: Nice work Joe.

aidandj 12-20-2016 03:51 PM

Don't do it. Its all a lie. He just doesn't want you all to think he has a camry.

We all know joe is a great story teller. Why believe him now?

rleete 12-20-2016 05:38 PM

Nope, he still gets the neg. It's a fucking Camry, for fuck's sake. There are MUCH better choices these days.

hi_im_sean 12-20-2016 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 1382423)
Nope, he still gets the neg. It's a fucking Camry, for fuck's sake. There are MUCH better choices these days.

QFT

DNMakinson 12-20-2016 07:08 PM

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At least 9 killed in blast at Mexico fireworks market
Posted: Dec 20, 2016 6:03 PM EST
Updated: Dec 20, 2016 6:58 PM EST
By Nelson Quinones CNN
(CNN) -- [Breaking news update, published at 6:41 p.m. ET]

At least nine people were killed in an explosion Tuesday at a large fireworks market in Tultepec, according to a tweet from Mexico's federal police. Tultepec is about 25 miles north of Mexico City.

[Previous story, published at 6:21 p.m. ET]

An explosion Tuesday at a large fireworks market near Mexico City injured at least 60 people, Luis Felipe Puente, coordinator of Mexico's national civil protection agency, told CNN affiliate FOROtv.

The explosion took place in Tultepec, about 40 kilometers (about 25 miles) north of Mexico City, where pyrotechnics are a major industry. Emergency responders are at the scene and assessing the damage, Puente said.

Video from the explosion showed plumes of smoke in the air. Sirens could be heard in the background.

CNN's Nelson Quinones reported from Atlanta

TM & © 2016 Cable News Network, Inc., a Time Warner Company. All rights reserved.

turbofan 12-20-2016 10:22 PM

Holy shit

are they really just driving in reverse down that road while filming?

hi_im_sean 12-20-2016 10:25 PM

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thirdgen 12-20-2016 11:22 PM

Yo that was hilarious!!! I was like "this guy's vaping...what's gonna happen?
Here's a joke:
What's the hardest part of vaping?
Telling your parents you're gay.

shuiend 12-21-2016 06:41 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 1382482)
Yo that was hilarious!!! I was like "this guy's vaping...what's gonna happen?
Here's a joke:
What's the hardest part of vaping?
Telling your parents you're gay.


What if they already know you are gay because you drive a miata?

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Braineack 12-21-2016 08:23 AM

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Joe Perez 12-21-2016 11:39 AM

Hummingbird icing, anyone?


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y8s 12-21-2016 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 1382482)
Yo that was hilarious!!! I was like "this guy's vaping...what's gonna happen?
Here's a joke:
What's the hardest part of vaping?
Telling your parents you're gay.

What's the hardest part about telling your parents you're gay?

Building a time machine to go back in time to when people like Jerry Falwell were still alive and thought being gay was actually a big deal.

I need to post a picture so here's bananarama:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...641a931e93.jpg

triple88a 12-21-2016 01:36 PM

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mgeoffriau 12-21-2016 01:51 PM

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sixshooter 12-21-2016 02:59 PM

'Tis the season

North pole versus south pole


hankclaussen 12-22-2016 01:10 PM

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hi_im_sean 12-22-2016 05:33 PM

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hi_im_sean 12-23-2016 10:01 AM

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DNMakinson 12-23-2016 10:51 AM

This is kind of slow, but it is the FLA I grew up in, in the '60s.

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Braineack 12-23-2016 01:31 PM

my mom dug up some old home videos for xmas, can you spot me?

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Erat 12-23-2016 02:12 PM

FYI


turbofan 12-23-2016 02:55 PM

she sounds good.

do want.


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