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Doppelgänger 07-18-2011 11:19 AM

#1 and #3 are typical of MT users. Fact.

scottyd 07-18-2011 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 750237)
If You're so fucking brilliant, where is your <strike>suggestion</strike> known answer?

It's a hardware issue.

Braineack 07-18-2011 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 750427)
#1 and #3 are typical of MT users. Fact.

1 and 3 are the only ones that dont load for me :(

phillyb 07-18-2011 11:39 AM

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phillyb 07-18-2011 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 750437)
1 and 3 are the only ones that dont load for me :(

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Joe Perez 07-18-2011 11:48 AM

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks him "Why the long face?"

Because horses cannot speak or understand spoken language, it does not respond. It looks around, decides that it does not like being in a bar after all, and then leaves.


Unrelated:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9wSrhESvaN...In_The_Bar.jpg

Quality Control Bot 07-18-2011 01:00 PM

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Full_Tilt_Boogie 07-18-2011 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 750362)
Friend put this on his 2011 5.0:

*snip*

Even after tuning it ran like shit. Car does click off 11.9x's though, which is pretty f'in quick for an ugly Ford.

Thats odd. From what I understand most people are slapping them on with the pre-made basemap tunes that come with the manifold and they run great, just like stock.

elesjuan 07-18-2011 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by richyvrlimited (Post 750369)
Have fun with it

Sorry, I really wasn't trying to be a douche about it. I'm pretty frustrated with the device which was supposed to be a sure easy fix. Guess I got what I paid for. Fun will be had with it, though.


Originally Posted by PatrickB (Post 750392)
there is no known software issue with an iphone that will just turn itself off. imo this is a classic case of a flaky logic board.

Is this fact, or opinion? I've yet to find any documentation of that, only a bunch of people with a similar problem and a bunch of "Experts" suggesting solutions which are totally bogus. Honestly, I would feel a lot better about the issue if I could get it reverted back to a 3.x OS, whether it has anything to do with the problem or not. . .


Originally Posted by scottyd (Post 750436)
It's a hardware issue.

Not for long. . .





Back on topic:




Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 750485)
Thats odd. From what I understand most people are slapping them on with the pre-made basemap tunes that come with the manifold and they run great, just like stock.

I've seen many reports of good results on that IM/Tune myself, just not in his case. Betting they might've done something wrong? His car was strong stock though. *shrug*

Braineack 07-18-2011 01:29 PM

the could have easily built some sort of rail system that would have caught the car if it had fallen...

elesjuan 07-18-2011 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 750498)
the could have easily built some sort of rail system that would have caught the car if it had fallen...

They said he could pull upwards of 6gs doing that loop-
Imagine the car weighed 2000 pounds and exerted 6gs on that rig they built. That's impressive! It didn't even think about moving!!

Braineack 07-18-2011 02:26 PM

I'm just sayin.

lsc224 07-18-2011 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by Rick (Post 750482)

Are you talking about breast cup? :laugh:

elesjuan 07-18-2011 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 750520)
I'm just sayin.

Oh no, I'm just saying that I'm really impressed at the rig they built. I agree about the rail or safety device of some sorts... Really looked like it wasn't gonna make it for a split second but motored on through FTW..

Braineack 07-18-2011 03:12 PM

I mean they's just need two rails that travel alongside the car, then some sort of railing around the edge of the loop that if the car dropped, it would simply drop onto and slide down the rails.

hustler 07-18-2011 05:00 PM

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...obraR/JoeJ.jpg
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...braR/JoeJb.jpg

Note the angry Miata behind him.

hustler 07-18-2011 06:01 PM

I finally bought a proper tool box:
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3965805_n.jpg
$80 for China-steel from Sears. You can only go through so many plastic boxes before you man up. It also barely fits in the Miata trunk.

elesjuan 07-18-2011 06:05 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 750575)
Note the angry Miata behind him.


:laugh: But how long???

hustler 07-18-2011 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 750593)
:laugh: But how long???

That's Saini in an MX5 Cup Car. I'd bet money the Miata was faster that day.

Bryce 07-18-2011 06:45 PM



I first thought this was going to be a mod in the spirit of the original Carmageddon series...

Bond 07-18-2011 10:05 PM

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3296381_n.jpg

The new wave : "Planking". This is my friend on his ZZR6k.

rleete 07-18-2011 10:11 PM

Your friend is an idiot.

Faeflora 07-18-2011 10:15 PM

It's not planking if he's looking up. Tell him to try again.

elesjuan 07-18-2011 11:13 PM

Wow.. Surprised hes wearing a helmet and jacket.

oilstain 07-19-2011 12:02 AM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 750650)

The new wave : "Planking". This is my friend on his ZZR6k.

Owling is the new planking, go ahead and look it up, I'm not going to spoon feed you pics.


turotufas 07-19-2011 12:19 AM

"Hi, I'm Mike Kojima and you're not."


Joe Perez 07-19-2011 12:41 AM


Originally Posted by oilstain (Post 750702)
Owling is the new planking,

Owling is like so four-hours-ago.

Ring-tailed Lemuring is where it's at.

messiahx 07-19-2011 03:06 AM

My Moment

jeff_man 07-19-2011 03:29 AM


Originally Posted by messiahx (Post 750735)
My Moment

2 in 3 people don't like this crap. i am one of them. now which seat do i want to sit in.

mx5autoxer 07-19-2011 10:22 AM

Video: dR!FT0

"1st gear, 2nd gear, turd gear, frick"

phillyb 07-19-2011 10:57 AM

is rebecca black wearing yoga pants?

elesjuan 07-19-2011 11:14 AM

Whats that? "Planking?" Watch the first clip in Ray's new video.. Worth some Serious LULz...


elesjuan 07-19-2011 11:59 AM

How about a remote controlled lawn mower?





Add a GPS and more Arduino Code and you've got a Roomba for your lawn.. Or Lawnba.. Automated lawn mower == teh shit. Just hope your neighborhood kids or pets don't stray into your yard. :laugh:

Quality Control Bot 07-19-2011 12:04 PM

No more youtube tags required... just paste the youtube link in a thread.

Song says it all


icantthink4155 07-19-2011 12:14 PM

Just saw this on tv, cracked me up.


icantthink4155 07-19-2011 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by messiahx (Post 750735)
My Moment
[YT]annoying girl singing video/YT]

Im curious if she can actually sing without being edited.

messiahx 07-19-2011 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 750861)
Im curious if she can actually sing without being edited.

It probably doesn't matter. With all the (bad) publicity and the iTunes downloads, she'll probably have more money than any of us by the time she graduates high school. Makes me want to moonlight as a terrible pop singer.

@jeff_man...we're on a miata forum. Everyone here likes it in the back...seat.

NA6C-Guy 07-19-2011 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by messiahx (Post 750735)
My Moment

I loved interrupting my Slayer "Fictional Reality" to listen to this for all of 10 seconds before I could no longer tolerate the torture.

mx5autoxer 07-19-2011 02:15 PM

Its amazing how people become famouse these days.

http://news.o2u1.com/wp-content/uploads/Anthony.jpg

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/as...en-mom-290.jpg

http://pics.livejournal.com/lexieslo...s4ekr/s320x240

Doppelgänger 07-19-2011 02:34 PM

Who is this spiky-haired cockbag you guys keep posting videos up of? I refuse to watch them based on the obvious ability to take a 14" cucumber into his mouth. So what do you folks find interesting about that dude?

gearhead_318 07-19-2011 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 750923)
Who is this spiky-haired cockbag you guys keep posting videos up of? I refuse to watch them based on the obvious ability to take a 14" cucumber into his mouth. So what do you folks find interesting about that dude?

Can you fit a 14" cucumber in your mouth?

I didn't think so.

Doppelgänger 07-19-2011 04:44 PM

It's probably a good thing that I can't.

I honestly have never heard of that guy nor have ever seen a single video of his. Thank God.

phillyb 07-19-2011 04:52 PM

i hadn't either until i joined this forum.

elesjuan 07-19-2011 05:13 PM

Turbo Festiva stomps a mud hole in a civic's ass:









I wanna do a BP Turbo Festiva so bad...


thagr81 us 07-19-2011 05:47 PM

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trickyrix 07-19-2011 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 750964)
Who is this spiky-haired cockbag you guys keep posting videos up of? I refuse to watch them based on the obvious ability to take a 14" cucumber into his mouth. So what do you folks find interesting about that dude?

Apparently he's the Dane Cook of YouTube - just another no talent douchebag who thinks he's the funniest guy in the room.

elesjuan 07-19-2011 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by thagr81 us (Post 750990)

That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen my in life!! :bowrofl: You've got everyone in my office rolling!!

x808drifter 07-19-2011 10:39 PM

Camaro or Wife?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5730/2010camarocar.jpg
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http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/6...amarospecs.jpg

Joe Perez 07-20-2011 09:58 AM

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It's a bird!

It's a plane!

It's the Mercatti Couron!

Yes, offered up for sale by Florida resident (go figure) Mike Duff, for the paltry asking price of a mere $89,000.00, is this bone-stock 2002 Mercury Cougar with a V6, an automatic transmission, 126,000 miles and a Bugatti Veyron bodykit on it.

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...00318682#v4-32


This is the nicest rebody car you will find at this time and look as hard as you like but you will not find another one that looks even close to this one. This car looks like a million dollars all day long. The paint job is base / clear, sanded and buffed to a show car shine. Ferrari red and black combo. The body is made of composite and fiberglass with a one inch tubular steel frame glassed into it. This one inch tube frame is welded to the donor car which makes the entire thing solid as a rock! This car is actually a 2002 mercury cougar two door sport coupe. The car has a nice reliable 2.5 L V6 motor and Ice cold AC. Its easy to maintain and cost affordable. I feel these are some of the most important things for sure. There are custom wheels and tires installed, 20 inch staggered. This car drives very smooth with the 20 inch wheels. I get so many questions asking how fast is the car. My best reply is fast enough. It is not a rocket ship, If you are a motor head you can install a larger motor, but I do not do that kind of work. This car is a stock 2002 mercury cougar, Stock wheel base, Stock motor and automatic transmission, Stock power windows and locks, stock wiring, stock guages, stock AC controls under these nice fancy looking aluminum trim parts. The seats are even modified stock cougar parts as well, Just everything has been recovered in a real leather, Leather seats, Leather headliner, Leather trim on the carpet, Leather Dash. Another nice bonus about this car is the rear seating area, Not large by any means, however if you have a kid or two, they will enjoy riding around in this beast. The rear seats fold down to expose a small storage area behind the seats. There is also another storage area in the very rear of the car. The exhaust exits through the large single tip which produces a nice tone. Check out the fit of the door windows to the body with the rubber molding, This factory look completes the package. Call with any questions, Or email is good also. Window shoppers please do not call and waste my time, Just enjoy the pictures and keep shopping!

This is a great car! Its fun to drive and turns heads more then you can imagine! I could even be a great daily driver.

Serious inquiries please call my cell at .... 623-256-3648
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mgeoffriau 07-20-2011 10:09 AM

Billionaire sheikh carves his name in desert so big it can be seen from SPACE

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...2_1347104a.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...0_1347105a.jpg

Quality Control Bot 07-20-2011 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by messiahx (Post 750735)
My Moment

masturbated at 1:13

mx5autoxer 07-20-2011 10:23 AM

My first car was a ford festiva. I was all about turboing it but I eventually wanted something more sporty (aka didnt have the body roll of the Titanic). My uncle has a handfull of Festys and one is a BP swap. Problem is he gets all these projects and can never quite finish them. I think the BP ran but now doesn't and just sits around. Hes always talking about his BP turbo project and I'm like "Yeah. I got one of those. It runs too"

My first car. It only cost $650 so I wasn't too kind to it.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...763_9229_n.jpg

My uncle's daily driver. He got those wheels from me after I flipped my second car over. It was an 88 CRX.

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._5885571_n.jpg

Said second car.

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...730_5832_n.jpg

mgeoffriau 07-20-2011 10:25 AM

Ah, CRX. I wish I'd never sold my 1991 CRX HF. Not fun to drive, but it's hard to argue with 45+ mpg.

mx5autoxer 07-20-2011 10:30 AM

Mine was an Si. I'm not sure if I was too much of a noob to know the difference but I loved the way it drove.

EDIT: Obligatory photo- me and the woman

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1011150_n.jpg

elesjuan 07-20-2011 11:21 AM

I've always wanted a festy because they're *THE* most unsuspecting shitbox ever, at least they were. Figured with a BP it'd be at least 1.5x quicker than it was with the stock 65bhp 1.3 liter and might get better fuel mileage. Obviously the turbo would sort of negate the fuel mileage deal.

Of course my primary idea was cut the rear subframe out and install one from a miata. Powerplant would be a turbocharged 1000cc bike motor, or maybe a turbo 954RR motor installed under the hood SiTune style.


Uh? WTF is she doing with that rifle??

phillyb 07-20-2011 11:21 AM

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...plus_lion1.jpg
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Braineack 07-20-2011 01:22 PM

Written in English, like a Baus.


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