^Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Label it all you want, it's still true.

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You're welcome.

fixed.

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get kitty.

I've jumped around from brand to brand over the years. I had a amazing Ibanez GRS for the longest time, sold it. Then moved on to a standard Jazz and gave it away because I couldn't sell it fast enough. Jumped around some more and now I've been stuck on my honey blonde Yamaha BB reissue. I doubt I'll ever sell it, I just can't seem to grow tired of it even after 5 years. A few months ago I scored a 1980 Mastumoku Vantage VS-600 off talkbass.com from a studio player in New York getting in a divorce.....dear god, best 200 bucks I have ever spent. I can't seem to find it's equal. The older J-Spec basses are severely underrated.

Make sure you hold onto the Precision Lyte, they are going up in value. Plus, as you said, they are so dope to play. A friend of mine had one and I would just go ape shit over it.

I had a chance to play a Ibanez Prestige 5 string last time I was in Orlando. It was amazing, to say the least. Easily the best neck I have ever played. I was completely floored by how nice the instrument was. Some guy came into the store the day before and sold it to them in need of some fast cash. They only wanted 980 for it but I didn't have the cash at the time. Fuck....I want another Ibanez now..
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you've totally proved that all women are worse drivers with half a dozen pictures!!

:rolleyes:

:laugh: is that Braineack?

All the brainy pics have me:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh :

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oh wait, that last one doesn't prove anything.

oh you!!!!

WTF is Rick doing outside my house?

Lighten up. Statistically speaking men are the worst drivers from a death and citation point of view. Women are closing the gap pretty quickly though, so in a few years who knows?

It's just my general experience that a lot of women don't have that great of awareness on the road. Accidentally cutting someone off, sitting at the green light while txting, etc.

I drive like a bat out of hell most times and have the speeding tickets to prove it. Never been in a wreck (knock on wood). My sister on the other hand totaled a car because she swerved to miss a kitten, and has put her car in the ditch more times than I can count, lol.

Just sayin.. :)

I wanna play!

Chinese build parking garage just for women:
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I would probably laugh, but that picture doesn't make it through the company f-f-f-firewall..

This is basically my thought when I :rolleyes: at Y8s, just to lighten up and not take it all so seriously.

Personally I drive like a fucking psycho on the roads and I've only been involved in ONE wreck in 13 years of driving, and while I accept full responsibility for it there were a number of things beyond my control which contributed heavily to my crash. My driving ability proved helpful in not involving any other vehicles which were in very close proximity to me after losing control.

Vehicle wasn't mine, had not so good tires and the roads were deceptively slick. Car in adjacent lane started to merge into the side of the car I was driving while entering a curve where I started to apply the brake. Slowed down quickly enough to avoid the car hitting me but losing the ass end of the vehicle and it started to come around clockwise. Long story short, I should have let them just hit me because the bullshit with insurance would have been FAR less hassle.

I will give you old drivers and I will give you foreign drivers (because many don't have that much experience here) but my wife still has her first car from 1998 and it's never been in a wreck. I let her drive the turbo miata--though she is intimidated by it because she knows it's my baby.

My point is that it's all anecdotal. I see tons of bad drivers of any age, sex, and color all the time. I notice the worst offenders for recklessness however are black guys from cities. Oakland and DC both had this same phenomenon.

but to make my point in pictures that everyone can enjoy:

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Despite it's damn-near impossible clutch and tendency to spin tire, my mom has driven my C5 to work before.

That's quite impressive actually.

I seem to see correlation between a bad parental driver and then a bad son or daughter driver.

A few girls I know that are bad drivers, also have awful driving moms.

I met Patrick a while back... she is short as fuck. Would definitely smash hard as fuck though.

She actually took delivery of my S4 when it came back from VAST and tested a few thangs out since I was out of the country. I also blame her for the eventual demise of my pressure plate but w/e.

y8s's overwhelming level-headed logic has defeated the insanity that otherwise governs the MTnet.

In my experience the vast majority of drivers are completely terrible. Im constantly baffled by the actions of other drivers on a daily basis.
When 99% of people cant drive worth a shit its very difficult to say that any one group of people are bad drivers.

I wasn't EVEN going to touch on that however my observations with the lower ends of Kansas City Missouri agree with you completely. :facepalm:

the distinction here is the sweeping generalization versus the specific observation.

the speed limit on the "freeway" heading through southeast DC is 40mph. IF YOU WANT TO DIE.

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And for Joe Perez...

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I know its a repost, but I can't stop LOL'ing at it...
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Holy hell. I just drove through there going over to Cambridge,MD for the half Ironman and that shit was unreal. It does not matter at all what the speed limit is, you are going 75mph. I was coming in on 66 and thought I would just take it 395 to 295 over to 50. Bad fucking idea. I went 495 home.

I thought Dallas was bad, but DC drivers take the cake.

On a side note. I found out about your "SLUG" system. Damn you guys are weird. Who volunteers to drive or ride with total strangers. Seriously WTF.

hot

Nevermind the Stargate (TM) behind them.

That was my commute for two years from northern virginia to capitol hill.

I believe there are speed cameras on some of that stretch now. so you can go 50mph and not get a ticket or you can go 70 and not get shunted.

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This is why I hate kansas city... There are no cool places to explore or great views..
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The Chinese suck so back at American Sci-Fi...

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Must live in Boston. The mouth on that woman...

Edit: LMAO!!! I swear to god I didn't look before saying she must live in Boston....

Lets be honest. Everyone sees Microsoft like that picture says Linux Fanboys see Microsoft.


In my experience I find black people to be fairly good, attentive drivers.

That's how they get away with stolen cars. Cops don't notice you when you drive careful :o

:barf:

good thing pee is sterile

rofl

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Hahahaha!

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Hahahaha!

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Ugly as fuck:
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Mah buddy Derrick's wife's ride:
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What an ugly fender-rolling job.

I wonder if you cornered hard enough if you break the bead seal on those tires.

I'm still getting a chuckle every time I read this one:

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Ballsy:

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I keep full-size spares in the trunk.

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This plane has 168 cylinders and 336 spark plugs (over the beach at Galveston):
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I didn't know they had photoshop back then. (in reference to 2nd picture)

Time for some good old-fashioned family racism and misogyny.

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Cigarette, anyone? More doctors smoke Camels.

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At least she didn't burn the Schlitz.

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Mmmmm.

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I've never been a fan of Oxford shirts, either.

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How exactly does one "Store-Test" for fresher coffee, anyway?

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You need never feel "over-smoked" again!

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Did this ever work?

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SUDO make me a sandwich.

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Who knew that pedobear got his start in marketing?

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Probably not simple enough for the lady at the car show.

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I'm not even sure what the subtext is here.

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If it's gotten to the point where Lysol is necessary, that door's probably gonna remain locked.

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Ain't just us 'Mericans, neither!

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Can I touch myself in hell?

America FUCK YA

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Oh the shit storm of law suits that would follow if those ads came out today. I didn't realize how bad they were.

Local fast and the furious parking lot. I LOL'd pretty hard at 7:40

Same "Sparco" equipped Miata as before. This explains the square mirrors...

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Wha z fak?

At least the body work looks alright....I guess :ugh2:

rofl to the S10

To paraphrase Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park:

"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"

As in:

"Can I fit Supra headlamps? Can I try to emulate a BMW? Can I make these seats look special? Can I fit a ridiculous F&F tach?"

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