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Pitlab77 06-20-2011 11:59 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 739604)

Baus

jeff_man 06-21-2011 03:16 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 739982)
6.1L HEMI swapped into a G35

sorry but my mom has a g35 and the only good thing in the car from factory is the motor making this a what a waste of time / money. i have told her to trade that pos in for 4 years now. would swap and vq35 into a miata if i had one (and the money), they pull so nice and have a dyno sheet like a supercharged car.

blue stock
red with exhaust
blue with intake
http://www.zcarblog.com/wp-content/u...4_1000x750.jpg

richyvrlimited 06-21-2011 03:22 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 739982)
6.1L HEMI swapped into a G35

Says it's a 5.7 vid...

scottyd 06-21-2011 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 740038)
sorry but my mom has a g35 and the only good thing in the car from factory is the motor making this a what a waste of time / money. i have told her to trade that pos in for 4 years now. would swap and vq35 into a miata if i had one (and the money), they pull so nice and have a dyno sheet like a supercharged car.

blue stock
red with exhaust
blue with intake
http://www.zcarblog.com/wp-content/u...4_1000x750.jpg

The VQ can suck my nuts. It's a de-stroked 4L truck engine. You've obviously never driven a BMW inline 6.

elesjuan 06-21-2011 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by scottyd (Post 740131)
The VQ can suck my nuts. It's a de-stroked 4L truck engine. You've obviously never driven a BMW inline 6.

I feel what you're saying about the BMW i6, but you have to admit for a mid size N/A V6 thats a pretty wicked torque curve!

scottyd 06-21-2011 01:12 PM

Oh yea it's nice and flat. I agree.
I'm just used to cars that rev to 7k have a flat torque curve and make more TQ than HP.

Braineack 06-21-2011 03:54 PM

like a boss.



check out that vertical leap.

elesjuan 06-21-2011 04:15 PM

"Oh he likes you!"

No you stupid bitch.. He doesn't "like" your kid, he wants to "eat" your kid!

elesjuan 06-21-2011 05:16 PM

My favorite Russian and his new video:


mx5autoxer 06-21-2011 06:33 PM

"...Guess the second one didn't want to explode, but is OK, I think he's going to catch on fire now, which uh...[click click]...is a much, much worse thing."

TurboTim 06-21-2011 06:38 PM

that guy is
bad
ass

elesjuan 06-21-2011 06:45 PM

Don't forget about this one:


Really my favorite youtube channel. Wish he had more frequent updates.

Braineack 06-22-2011 11:14 AM


Pitlab77 06-22-2011 11:46 AM

lol that from Houston. LOL. I wonder which walmart.

Braineack 06-22-2011 11:59 AM

Alvin



The three men, who are brothers, were in the Brazoria County Jail on Monday facing charges of felony evading arrest and aggravated robbery. Sylvester Andre Thompson, 21; Sylvester Durlentren Thompson, 21; and Sylvester Primitivo Thompson, 19, live at 4925 Harbin in Santa Fe.


buffon01 06-22-2011 01:15 PM

Durlentren? Primitivo? I thought tasquanasha was bad enough. Primitivo mean primitive by the way... :giggle:

mgeoffriau 06-22-2011 01:24 PM

Wait, so their mother had twins, named them both Sylvester, then 2 years later had another child and decided to name him Sylvester also?


EDIT:

Do Texas news stations frequently give out the home addresses of the accused?

Braineack 06-22-2011 01:28 PM

almost all news stories will give the address.

mgeoffriau 06-22-2011 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 740574)
almost all news stories will give the address.

Stations here will mention the street, and occasionally the block, but not the exact address.

buffon01 06-22-2011 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 740577)
Stations here will mention the street, and occasionally the block, but not the exact address.

Not in Texas, apparently.

thagr81 us 06-22-2011 02:09 PM

Baller status achieved...


y8s 06-22-2011 02:38 PM

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elesjuan 06-22-2011 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 740577)
Stations here will mention the street, and occasionally the block, but not the exact address.

Yeah... they don't publish a perp's addy here.....

Reverant 06-22-2011 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 740610)



Middle.

Braineack 06-22-2011 03:04 PM

that's racist.

Reverant 06-22-2011 03:10 PM

Middle class guy, middle shoes.

y8s 06-22-2011 03:48 PM

they come in a buttload of colors.

http://a2.zassets.com/images/z/1/0/3...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://l6.zassets.com/images/z/1/1/7...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://a2.zassets.com/images/z/1/2/9...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://a2.zassets.com/images/z/1/0/3...p-DETAILED.jpg

http://l6.zassets.com/images/717/717...9-622009-d.jpghttp://a2.zassets.com/images/z/1/2/9...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://l6.zassets.com/images/z/1/2/2...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://l3.zassets.com/images/z/1/2/2...p-DETAILED.jpg

http://l5.zassets.com/images/z/1/1/7...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://a2.zassets.com/images/z/1/2/2...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://a1.zassets.com/images/z/1/2/9...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://a1.zassets.com/images/z/1/0/3...p-DETAILED.jpg

http://a2.zassets.com/images/717/717...6-849417-d.jpghttp://l4.zassets.com/images/z/1/2/9...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://a1.zassets.com/images/z/1/2/2...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://l4.zassets.com/images/z/1/0/3...p-DETAILED.jpg

http://l5.zassets.com/images/z/5/7/6...p-DETAILED.jpghttp://l6.zassets.com/images/717/717...7-338814-d.jpghttp://l5.zassets.com/images/717/717...4-526984-d.jpg

Braineack 06-22-2011 03:57 PM

too bad only 1 has gum rubber.

richyvrlimited 06-22-2011 05:22 PM

Pick any, doesn't matter all tigers rock. Best trainers I've ever had :)

elesjuan 06-22-2011 05:52 PM

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LoL @ Taking Registration... Why take it? Doesn't like have your address or anything on it.

Bond 06-22-2011 05:56 PM

I wonder if he proceed to beat the shit out of the theif.

kotomile 06-22-2011 06:09 PM


9671111 06-22-2011 06:31 PM

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mx5autoxer 06-22-2011 06:39 PM

That Wal-Mart Warrior woman mad all the right decisions... till she jumped on the hood of the car owned by three males in their prime and obviously not concerned with the law or others. Shit I probably wouldn't have done more than write down their plate and I carry a gun!

shuiend 06-22-2011 06:44 PM

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elesjuan 06-22-2011 06:58 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 740707)
Shit I probably wouldn't have done more than write down their plate and I carry a gun!

I wouldn't do more than write down a license plate if some place I was in got robbed. Unless I'm directly involved or they start shooting people it'll stay holstered.

mx5autoxer 06-22-2011 07:05 PM

Yeah. It's for life threatening instances only. And from what I've read, you would almost rather be dead than pull out a gun to defend yourself. The legal proceedings become a nightmare.

elesjuan 06-22-2011 07:26 PM

My CCW instructor told us a story that happened here in KC a couple years ago.

Old couple in their 80s pull into a parking lot. Wife gets out of car and heads up to the ATM while husband stays in the car. Kid walking across parking lot sees the old woman at the ATM and decides to rob her at gunpoint. She complies but husband sees this going on and gets out of the car with the 1911 he carries in his glove box, says something unknown to the kid who turns around and starts to remove a pistol from his pants. Old man fires one shot which went right in the kids left cheek, out the right side rear of his head. Dropped him in one shot at about 5 yards.

Police show up and take statements, hauled the kid off to the hospital. This all happened in full view of the Kansas City Star newspaper building with more than a dozen witnesses. Couple got in their own car and followed the police down to the station for their statements, no charges ever filed. Obviously.

Whats the real kicker of the story? Kid was a 15 year old black kid, "A" student in School who rode the bus down to Toys-R-Us to buy a plastic hand gun which he promptly painted black. Finding the old couple in the parking lot, he had actually just stepped off the bus from North Kansas City, where he robbed a Subway sandwich shop with his fake plastic gun.


tl;dr
Kid gets shot by 80 year old man after attempting to rob his wife with a plastic gun, after robbing a fast food joint.

Doppelgänger 06-22-2011 08:56 PM

Would I be a bad person if I point out the obvious connection about most news stories involving crime? Maybe it's obvious because I live in Atlanta and ALL news stories have the same physical description for every crime.....well, once in awhile they sprinkle in a undercooked or spicy nugget to keep Jessie Jackson from knocking on the door.

phillyb 06-22-2011 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 740721)
tl;dr
Kid gets shot by 80 year old man after attempting to rob his wife with a plastic gun, after robbing a fast food joint.

http://i54.tinypic.com/s1jm1y.jpg

jeff_man 06-22-2011 09:17 PM


viperormiata 06-22-2011 09:19 PM

Extended range is the new standard. More 8 string guitars and more 6/7 string basses. I'm still a die hard 4 string player, only owned one 5 string but I'm converting it to a 6 and defretting it to hopefully achieve a 72 note tonal pattern. I don't know...it's growing on me.



(Sean Malone FTW)


I may stop spending money on the car and save up for a new sled. Options are growing and growing fast.

The Ibanez GWB is calling my name..Easily one of the top five best instruments I have ever played.
http://tb-positec.com/101basses/wp-c...GWB1005NTF.jpg

Pen2_the_penguin 06-22-2011 10:58 PM

why is there a piece of wood over the neck humbucker?

viperormiata 06-22-2011 11:14 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 740761)
why is there a piece of wood over the neck humbucker?

There is no neck pick up. It's called the "Ramp", it's designed to simulate different string heights so you can adjust how much pluck and what sort of tone you want to have with different finger styles. It's also nice to have if you're used to resting your thumb on a pick up, like I had gotten used to when I was playing a Jazz.

Ibanez has really started to make some crazy new designs. Like the Ashula bass. This thing is crazy. The original was standard EADG for the bottom strings and DG for the high strings but fretless. The fretless strings run on their own pick up and their own EQ it's completely separated. Now they offer it in BEADGC as a standard 6 string extended range with GC being the fretless strings.
http://www.rockpalace.com/gfx_produc...ed-Edition.jpg

Doppelgänger 06-23-2011 07:36 AM

Ahhh I had an Ibanez SG405 in Natural Blode Finish many years ago. Great action, and a fly could hold the strings down...tone was warm...but my fingers are just a bit too short to play a 5-string comfortably. My current, and only, bass is a old 89' Fender P-Bass "Lyte" deluxe (J-spec)- a nice jass neck with active p-bass pickup configuration. One day I would like to have a Rickenbacker, an older MusicMan and a 70's Jazz bass with the maple neck and black block inlays.

mgeoffriau 06-23-2011 12:22 PM

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Braineack 06-23-2011 01:18 PM

that's racist.

buffon01 06-23-2011 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 740891)
that's racist.

Because it's true?

ThatGuy85 06-23-2011 01:29 PM

Scrolling through the first pics I was thinking "Had to be a woman. There's no other explanation"

I was right. Never fails...

phillyb 06-23-2011 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 740891)
that's racist.

holy shit...i almost burst out laughing

scottyd 06-23-2011 01:40 PM

She wins the Tri-fecta! Old, asian and female.

rharris19 06-23-2011 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 740514)

WTF this happened at the walmart down the street from me.

elesjuan 06-23-2011 01:46 PM

I'm in absolute shock.. That beautiful car... That piece of fucking trash toyota... THAT STUPID ----!!!!!!

shuiend 06-23-2011 01:50 PM

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Braineack 06-23-2011 01:51 PM

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Braineack 06-23-2011 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 740904)


'errday I'm choppin'

y8s 06-23-2011 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by ThatGuy85 (Post 740896)
Scrolling through the first pics I was thinking "Had to be a woman. There's no other explanation"

I was right. Never fails...

the picture isn't racist, but THIS IS sexist.

shuiend 06-23-2011 02:18 PM

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