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elesjuan 06-17-2011 01:48 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 738419)
(zack morris's phone)

Completely unmarked. Coukdnt get a clean shot unfortunately

I've seen shit like that too.

Friend of mine had his brand new $70,000 Escalade stolen at gunpoint after being pulled over by an "unmarked police car." I seriously think it should be illegal to have real police cars with absolutely no markings on them...

Cococarbine 06-17-2011 01:48 AM

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That wastegate doesn't look like it's at a good angle for gases to enter.

Attachment 188149

Pen2_the_penguin 06-17-2011 01:53 AM


Originally Posted by Cococarbine (Post 738532)
That wastegate doesn't look like it's at a good angle for gases to enter.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...gonhousing.jpg

ftfy


http://photobucket.com/albums/j221/c...gonhousing.jpg

Pen2_the_penguin 06-17-2011 01:53 AM

BWAHAHAHA ninja edit.



super fail edit: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH photobucket trolled me.

gearhead_318 06-17-2011 02:05 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 738531)
I've seen shit like that too.

Friend of mine had his brand new $70,000 Escalade stolen at gunpoint after being pulled over by an "unmarked police car." I seriously think it should be illegal to have real police cars with absolutely no markings on them...

In Ohio unmarked police cars do not do traffic, only marked cars pull people over.

viperormiata 06-17-2011 02:13 AM


Originally Posted by Cococarbine (Post 738532)
That wastegate doesn't look like it's at a good angle for gases to enter.

That pic is also at a horrible angle and was found while reading e30tech with absolutely no back ground information on the car at all.

Ed, I love you.

turotufas 06-17-2011 02:15 AM

http://becauseracecar.org/wp-content...LS-650x487.jpg

http://becauseracecar.org/wp-content...se-Racecar.jpg

http://becauseracecar.org/wp-content...AR-650x484.jpg

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http://becauseracecar.org/wp-content...HY-NO-STEP.jpg

http://becauseracecar.org/wp-content...ar-650x433.jpg

jeff_man 06-17-2011 02:38 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 738538)
In Ohio unmarked police cars do not do traffic, only marked cars pull people over.

i will make a cop follow me for as long as it takes to find a very well lit and populated area.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 06-17-2011 03:04 AM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 738542)

I remember that article, but I cannot remember where it was published or how to find it again.

turotufas 06-17-2011 03:23 AM

I think its August 2002 SCC.

I loved that mag :cry:

rmcelwee 06-17-2011 05:08 AM

Was a very interesting article. Not sure if it came out before or during my lightweight Miata build but it was inspirational.

hustler 06-17-2011 07:52 AM

Mazda RX-9 spy shot:























http://files.upit.me/1308367230.jpg

rleete 06-17-2011 09:13 AM

4 door Avanti? Didn't even know they made them.

My dad, 84 has a nearly mint 1964 Studebaker Avanti in the garage. Hasn't been driven in at least 20 years. Recently, dad was diagnosed with cancer, and the prognosis isn't good. I've been debating asking mom for the keys, so I can take it out and get it running. One last fling for dad in his "sports car".

rmcelwee 06-17-2011 09:37 AM

Don't debate it, do it. You're dad will appreciate it and it will be a nice memory. Grab the camcorder while you are at it...

tzdevill 06-17-2011 09:54 AM

Yes def do it. I had to do the same thing my with wifes best friends mom and her 67 mustang convertible(she had pics of her in her high school year book). You gotta do it man. Regret it hard to live with and sorry to hear about your Father.


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 738593)
4 door Avanti? Didn't even know they made them.

My dad, 84 has a nearly mint 1964 Studebaker Avanti in the garage. Hasn't been driven in at least 20 years. Recently, dad was diagnosed with cancer, and the prognosis isn't good. I've been debating asking mom for the keys, so I can take it out and get it running. One last fling for dad in his "sports car".


icantthink4155 06-17-2011 10:27 AM


sixshooter 06-17-2011 10:51 AM

In many states you are not required to stop for an unmarked car at all. Fleriduh is one of them. Do expect an irate cop when the marked backup car arrives and you do finally stop.

Braineack 06-17-2011 11:29 AM

you dont here. but it's smart to call #77 and tell state police that you are are choosing not to pull over until they can confim it's an acutal cop car, and/or they send a marked car to the scene. I suggest you do this, otherwise, they will probably get pissed off and overract when you finally do, drag you out of your car by your hair and taze your balls. then to top it off they tack an evading police charge to you, all for a simple missing brake light.

phillyb 06-17-2011 12:13 PM

hmmmmm
tazed in the balls

elesjuan 06-17-2011 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 738650)
then to top it off they tack an evading police charge to you, all for a simple missing brake light.

Which is a felony in many states, btw.

pusha 06-17-2011 12:40 PM

Why didn't I play field hockey in high school?


phillyb 06-17-2011 12:59 PM

http://i54.tinypic.com/2i6gp6s.jpg

viperormiata 06-17-2011 01:14 PM

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/new-pumas.jpg


http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/analblaster.jpg

elesjuan 06-17-2011 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 738690)
Why didn't I play field hockey in high school?


White girls dancing to akon?

FAIL.

fooger03 06-17-2011 02:33 PM

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Full_Tilt_Boogie 06-17-2011 02:35 PM

Skinny girls without breasts?

DOUBLE FAIL


Also,
http://www.mazdamaniac.com/images/misc/tri-turbo.jpg

buffon01 06-17-2011 02:43 PM

Why...?

Full_Tilt_Boogie 06-17-2011 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 738752)
Why...?

http://www.mazdamaniac.com/images/misc/penta-turbo.jpg

gearhead_318 06-17-2011 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 738752)
Why...?

Because race car?

phillyb 06-17-2011 02:58 PM

edit - fuck!!!
gearhead beat me to it. lol

elesjuan 06-17-2011 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 738752)
Why...?

Need one turbo for every apex seal in the engine... :laugh:

Braineack 06-17-2011 03:58 PM

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weak.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1308340715

buffon01 06-17-2011 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 738766)
Need one turbo for every apex seal in the engine... :laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 738759)
Because race car?

:bowrofl::bowrofl: :winner::winner:


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 738789)


:hustler::idea::facepalm::bang:

Tw34k 06-17-2011 04:22 PM

I knew that would show up sooner or later.

pusha 06-17-2011 05:49 PM

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I guess his English isn't getting any better:

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ThatGuy85 06-17-2011 06:20 PM

Got enough tabs opened?

elesjuan 06-17-2011 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by ThatGuy85 (Post 738854)
Got enough tabs opened?

I don't think that's very many.. *shrug*

Enginerd 06-17-2011 06:23 PM

http://vimeo.com/25065599

My favorite is them spinning on the escalator at 1:35 :D

buffon01 06-17-2011 06:30 PM

You're a fucktard Jake. I've been using "asshold" instead of asshole for a while now. Does Gilmx5 ring a bell, mothetrucker?

elesjuan 06-17-2011 07:12 PM

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buffon01 06-17-2011 07:35 PM

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y8s 06-17-2011 07:47 PM

not turbos.

BIDNESS CARDZ

http://y8spec.com/humor/penta-turbo_businesscard.png

Full_Tilt_Boogie 06-17-2011 08:31 PM

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Moar chassis rigidity and upgraded to 24v electrical system:

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jeff_man 06-17-2011 08:46 PM

http://becauseracecar.org/wp-content...X3-650x379.jpg

pusha 06-17-2011 09:09 PM

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._8062432_n.jpg

elesjuan 06-17-2011 11:11 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 738913)

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.co...4340868506.jpg

Cococarbine 06-18-2011 12:20 AM

Thanks Josh. I cannot believe it what the hell. She fucking stole my heart and then proceeded to rip it out without warning right when I least expected it. Who the hell does that. What's wrong with women these days. Fuck.


jeff_man 06-18-2011 01:17 AM


nitrodann 06-18-2011 08:27 AM

Regarding unmarked cops.
Tell me what you guys do and dont have.

Unmarked cop cars. I know their plates see them every day, they are in SS commodores. Also known as as a G8 with the Biggest LS engines. Ford falcon Typhoons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FPV_F6)
Unmarked imports (think GTRs supras evo's)
Chase car mounted radars (highway patrol are called chase cars colloquially here)
Then we have red light cameras, speed cameras by the dozen (one in sydney took over 12 million last year, alone)
We also have 'safety cameras' which are a red light camera with a speed camera built in.

We have to pull over whether they are in a '88 R32 in hot pink on 20s, they have P plates on (google it) and they try to race us.

Dann

FRT_Fun 06-18-2011 08:53 AM

That makes no sense. Not even a little bit. Regarding the "P Plates"

nitrodann 06-18-2011 09:20 AM

How do you mean? It makes it easier to get people to race them.

Dann

FRT_Fun 06-18-2011 09:50 AM

1. Stage one is a one year P1 probationary licence (with red P plates).
2. Stage two is a three year P2 probationary licence (with green P plates).
3. P1 drivers are prohibited from using a mobile phone of any kind.
4. P1 drivers are banned from towing, except for work or when supervised.
5. P1 drivers can carry no more than one passenger aged between 16 years of age and less than 22 years, unless the passengers are immediate family members.
6. P1 drivers cannot carry passengers under 16 years of age, unless immediate family members.
7. A good driving record will be necessary to progress to the next licence stage.

Some of the above makes sense (phones/towing)... but not the below.

Holders of a provisional/probationary licence may be restricted compared to fully licensed drivers in speed, blood alcohol limits, limits on the type and power of their car's engine (i.e., no more than 6 cylinders, no forced induction), and number of demerit points that can be deducted

Red and Green P-platers are restricted in some states to a maximum speed of 80(NSW)/110 depending on if you are with an instructor 100 km/h is allowed in certain states and territories, and these values are shown on the respective plates.

FRT_Fun 06-18-2011 10:00 AM

Oh yea...

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/01/13...igslisters.jpg

nitrodann 06-18-2011 10:05 AM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 739035)
1. Stage one is a one year P1 probationary licence (with red P plates).
2. Stage two is a three year P2 probationary licence (with green P plates).
3. P1 drivers are prohibited from using a mobile phone of any kind.
4. P1 drivers are banned from towing, except for work or when supervised.
5. P1 drivers can carry no more than one passenger aged between 16 years of age and less than 22 years, unless the passengers are immediate family members.
6. P1 drivers cannot carry passengers under 16 years of age, unless immediate family members.
7. A good driving record will be necessary to progress to the next licence stage.

Some of the above makes sense (phones/towing)... but not the below.

Holders of a provisional/probationary licence may be restricted compared to fully licensed drivers in speed, blood alcohol limits, limits on the type and power of their car's engine (i.e., no more than 6 cylinders, no forced induction), and number of demerit points that can be deducted

Red and Green P-platers are restricted in some states to a maximum speed of 80(NSW)/110 depending on if you are with an instructor 100 km/h is allowed in certain states and territories, and these values are shown on the respective plates.

This is all correct. So are you. Fucking stupid ideas. We are forced to merge on the expressway at 20 clicks lower. really safe. The plates are just for easy discrimination really.

Dann

kotomile 06-18-2011 10:18 AM

Increase the speed differential to increase safety and build driving skill. Brilliant!

nitrodann 06-18-2011 10:25 AM

but we cant do their speed. we move into the lane we cant accelerate to find a safe gap.

Dann

viperormiata 06-18-2011 11:19 AM

NSFW






http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._7222140_n.jpg

kotomile 06-18-2011 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by nitrodann (Post 739046)
but we cant do their speed. we move into the lane we cant accelerate to find a safe gap.

Dann

Right, that's what I was saying.

gearhead_318 06-18-2011 01:10 PM

So in Australia, everything on scales, in the water, or on more then 4 legs is probably poisonous and can kill you, cars are crazy expensive, and traffic laws are insane. So why does anyone live there?

pusha 06-18-2011 01:14 PM

Until you've bareback a bronze bitch on a beach in Oz's Gold Coast, you haven't lived.


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