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icantthink4155 06-11-2011 06:01 PM

Ive always liked this video.

buffon01 06-11-2011 07:35 PM

Lol "lag lag lag.... HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT"

Always gets me :)

viperormiata 06-11-2011 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 736632)
Why would you "hate" rotary engines?

I just had to do it :laugh::laugh:


EDIT: LOL! There seems to be a trend with this hood thing.

elesjuan 06-11-2011 08:12 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 736678)
I just had to do it :laugh::laugh:

EDIT: LOL! There seems to be a trend with this hood thing.

I love the sound they make when exploding. Sounds like a bullet ricochet off a steel plate.

For the record, I never said they can't make a metric fuck ton of power.. Guaranteed they'll never hold together, though. Rotary != Reliability. Period.

dgmorr 06-11-2011 09:16 PM


Originally Posted by Rick (Post 736305)

Nice, I was looking for a video. Helmets aren't required at this track unless you have a convertible. I always take it easy in that turn, I was always wondering what would happen if someone clipped a hay bale here.

This track also has it's fair share of motorcycle days, might explain the hay.

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nitrodann 06-11-2011 09:17 PM

double post

nitrodann 06-11-2011 09:19 PM

This is the car from hell I love.
And yeah that white supra is funny haha.



Dann

redfred18t 06-11-2011 09:32 PM

does anyone know if that dude survived the crash?

rmcelwee 06-11-2011 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 736425)
No bumpfire topic is complete without these videos:

And no Glock topic is complete without this video:


dgmorr 06-11-2011 10:04 PM


Originally Posted by redfred18t (Post 736699)
does anyone know if that dude survived the crash?

He made it out ok. Pretty sure he would have been beaten by his brother, or owner of the car :laugh:

Same event, track and turn, opposite direction. Gotta love the safety planning.


gearhead_318 06-11-2011 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 736701)
And no Glock topic is complete without this video:


Was the point of all this to test the gun or something?

9671111 06-11-2011 10:26 PM

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dgmorr 06-11-2011 10:34 PM

I go to TMP most often. It's the closest one to me and has the most frequent open lapping days. I'm trying to go at least twice a month this summer. The weekday events are great. So far the busiest day I've been to had only about 6 other people. It is also only $60 pre-paid.

mx5autoxer 06-11-2011 10:40 PM

Tandem Drifting Video: Annoying Announcer is annoying

mx5autoxer 06-11-2011 10:41 PM

Also, no matter how hard I try I can't get my Bushmaster AR-15 to bump fire. I guess I'm just a :noob:

9671111 06-11-2011 10:52 PM

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rmcelwee 06-11-2011 11:11 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 736704)
Was the point of all this to test the gun or something?

I think it was just to see how fast you could waste $100 in ammo. Pretty alpha if you ask me. Now back to I love kitties...

rmcelwee 06-11-2011 11:17 PM

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20110611/ca...kE_3Pr5dCc6w--

nitrodann 06-11-2011 11:23 PM

Can somebody gag that fucking announcer. God damn!

Dann

mx5autoxer 06-11-2011 11:25 PM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 736721)

Woa! Those are really big Coke B.....Oh. Oh wait....ooooooh.

dgmorr 06-11-2011 11:35 PM


Originally Posted by rccote (Post 736715)
Awesome so we'll probably see each other then :makeout:. Closest to me too and the price seems hard to beat. Plus Watkins Glen might be a bit too fast for me right now and doesn't have a whole lot of run off. Needless to say it scares the shit out of me. I'm hoping I can get around one track day per month when I start going.

I'm going this Wednesday and possibly Friday, might also be there with another Miata gay.

redfred18t 06-11-2011 11:48 PM


Originally Posted by dgmorr (Post 736702)
He made it out ok. Pretty sure he would have been beaten by his brother, or owner of the car :laugh:

Same event, track and turn, opposite direction. Gotta love the safety planning.

Damn thats crazy. One slip and you could easily have a number of seriously injured or even dead people. There's a drift event held every month in the summer in upstate NY and they have everyone behind fences.

Pen2_the_penguin 06-11-2011 11:54 PM

this makes me wonder about how many camera men casualties there are in the racing world... im too lazy to do the research so some butt lover on here should find out for me... k brah?

gearhead_318 06-12-2011 01:42 AM

Moto

Pen2_the_penguin 06-12-2011 01:47 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 736753)
Moto

hate to break your achy heart... but that was originally an army airborne jody.


Now raped and molested by every branch... lol (cant imagine the silly version of coast guard.)

gearhead_318 06-12-2011 02:11 AM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 736756)
hate to break your achy heart... but that was originally an army airborne jody.


Now raped and molested by every branch... lol (cant imagine the silly version of coast guard.)

Kinda makes sense now that I think about it since the USMC (and Navy i would think) say deck instead of ground regardless of if their on a ship or the moon.

mx5autoxer 06-12-2011 03:49 AM

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The real "manwich". Its not fancy, but its got the right idea.

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kotomile 06-12-2011 07:43 AM


Originally Posted by dgmorr (Post 736694)
Helmets aren't required at this track unless you have a convertible.

That's fucking stupid.

mx5autoxer 06-12-2011 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by kotomile (Post 736780)
That's fucking stupid.

Agreed. Helmet ≠roof/roll cage. Hell, they might as well just make street racing legal.

kotomile 06-12-2011 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 736753)
Moto

This one, Airborne Ranger, and a few other cadences need to die.

My Girl's a Vegetable, Killing the Baby Seals, etc. FTW

pusha 06-12-2011 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by scottyd (Post 736468)
Fail. Way to notice the Volvo in my sig...

:facepalm: tongue-in-cheek post :facepalm:

pusha 06-12-2011 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 736763)
The real "manwich". Its not fancy, but its got the right idea.

https://i.imgur.com/CrP0a.jpg

That looks disgusting.

x808drifter 06-12-2011 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 736818)
That looks disgusting.

Some hawaiian flavor for you.

buffon01 06-12-2011 01:46 PM

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rmcelwee 06-12-2011 01:48 PM

We used to cut these up in slices and eat them on Grands biscuits. MMMMMM!


Tw34k 06-12-2011 01:57 PM


buffon01 06-12-2011 02:05 PM

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jeff_man 06-12-2011 03:16 PM

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buffon01 06-12-2011 03:27 PM

Thats probably how it looks IRL

mx5autoxer 06-12-2011 04:38 PM

She's not even attractive, but for some reason its turning me on.

240_to_miata 06-12-2011 06:48 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 736866)
She's not even attractive, but for some reason its turning me on.

Thats cause its sasha grey. Look her up, lol.

jeff_man 06-12-2011 07:31 PM

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dgmorr 06-12-2011 09:47 PM

And if anyone wants to know the outcome of that flipped Imprezza

http://www.toronto-subaru-club.com/f...ml#post1255313


I'm the brother.
Luka always told me, if I smash the car, I have to replace it. In this case, my friend took on that responsibility. I wouldn't of let him drive if I knew he wouldn't replace the car. He took it and smashed it. He didn't do it intentionally. It was an accident. My friend didn't get hurt, which is most important.

On tuesday we left mississauga and drove to Montreal to buy the replacement. Which in my opinion is in better shape than this car is. Over the next couple weeks we will be swapping parts over from Lukas car onto the new one.

before the accident I was driving it during the open lapping and with stock brakes and shitty summer tires the car was doing very well. I just wish it would of lasted to put some times down.

Best part of the story is luka came back late at night and saw the wrecked car, but he didn't notice the new one 50ft away from it lol

elesjuan 06-12-2011 09:58 PM


Originally Posted by dgmorr (Post 736919)
And if anyone wants to know the outcome of that flipped Imprezza

http://www.toronto-subaru-club.com/f...ml#post1255313


Login fail.

Nice to hear the driver was okay, and the owners car was replaced.

sixshooter 06-12-2011 10:42 PM

Really destructive compressor surge sounds different from that little part-throttle chuff you might have heard in the past.

Video:

http://www.streetfire.net/video/true...#disqus_thread

elesjuan 06-13-2011 01:08 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 736931)
Really destructive compressor surge sounds different from that little part-throttle chuff you might have heard in the past.

Video:

http://www.streetfire.net/video/true...#disqus_thread

Interesting video. Another fine example of why youtube and any other video hosting site should remove the video comments feature. Everyone is a keyboard racer/expert in everything. :jerkit:

trickyrix 06-13-2011 04:56 AM

Gooooo maaaaavs!!!!!
 
All credit due to the Miami Heat... :fawk:


buffon01 06-13-2011 11:45 AM

Not so funny as others but still witty :)

Braineack 06-13-2011 03:51 PM

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elesjuan 06-13-2011 04:24 PM

What does one TRILLION dollars look like?

What does that look like? I mean, these various numbers are tossed around like so many doggie treats, so I thought I'd take Google Sketchup out for a test drive and try to get a sense of what exactly a trillion dollars looks like.

We'll start with a $100 dollar bill. Currently the largest U.S. denomination in general circulation. Most everyone has seen them, slighty fewer have owned them. Guaranteed to make friends wherever they go.

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/bill.jpg

A packet of one hundred $100 bills is less than 1/2" thick and contains $10,000. Fits in your pocket easily and is more than enough for week or two of shamefully decadent fun.

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/packet.jpg

Believe it or not, this next little pile is $1 million dollars (100 packets of $10,000). You could stuff that into a grocery bag and walk around with it.

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pile.jpg

While a measly $1 million looked a little unimpressive, $100 million is a little more respectable. It fits neatly on a standard pallet...

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pallet.jpg

And $1 BILLION dollars... now we're really getting somewhere...

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pallet_x_10.jpg

Next we'll look at ONE TRILLION dollars. This is that number we've been hearing so much about. What is a trillion dollars? Well, it's a million million. It's a thousand billion. It's a one followed by 12 zeros.

You ready for this? Ladies and gentlemen... I give you $1 trillion dollars...

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pallet_x_10000.jpg

Notice those pallets are double stacked.
...and remember those are $100 bills.

So the next time you hear someone toss around the phrase "trillion dollars"... that's what they're talking about.


So here you go, the U.S. National Debt in $100 dollar bills...

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pa...10000_x_11.jpg




Keep spending the United States out of existence, Obama.

y8s 06-13-2011 04:40 PM

what does a repost look like...

Tw34k 06-13-2011 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 737166)
what does a repost look like...

:giggle:

pusha 06-13-2011 05:04 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 737166)
what does a repost look like...

what does a repost look like...

mx5autoxer 06-13-2011 05:06 PM


You ready for this? Ladies and gentlemen... I give you $1 trillion dollars...
http://data.whicdn.com/images/852035...jpg?1301952716

elesjuan 06-13-2011 05:06 PM

what does a repost look like...

Pen2_the_penguin 06-13-2011 05:09 PM

C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

thagr81 us 06-13-2011 05:15 PM



Figured this was fitting as well...
http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/repost-781096.jpg

Nice on the combo breaker too...

elesjuan 06-13-2011 05:20 PM

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And I'll end this series with:
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2011/7362.jpg
Truth.

thagr81 us 06-13-2011 06:13 PM



The cat and dealer letter pics almost made me spit my beer out...


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