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A photographer who thinks he's an apex cone:

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--Ian

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[QUOTE=codrus;1619095]A photographer who thinks he's an apex cone:

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--Ian[/QUOTE

That's the average fan at a World Rally event.

[QUOTE=cordycord;1619103]Not thatfar away from the track, it isn't!

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...mostly while driving.

While driving...at least 10% "Asshole" (10% deducted from "Fuck you").

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Judging by how stripped-down the online build tools for the Ford Superduty, Ram 3500, and Silverado HD have become, with all of the "some options are not currently available, some may be installed after delivery by the dealership as early as Q4 2097..." popups, those are looking pretty well-equipped by comparison.

Like, you know, the 5th wheel / gooseneck prep packages on the F-350.

Which can't be installed after delivery.

Why are they even wasting the electrons to keep the website up if you can't order a 350 with the under-bed prep package? For fuck's sake, Ford. Just replace the homepage with a photo of John Candy saying "Sorry, folks. Park's closed."



https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...Ig&oe=623825C1

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Where's the crossthreaded bolt?

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this is, sadly, a real sign in my neighborhood:


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^
This reminds me of something my dad would do because he's cheap, rushes everything and is not too worried about imperfections.

Dad: Come and have a look at what I've done to the old MX5.
... we walk into the shed
Me: WTF have you done, that colour's hideous!
Dad: Yeah, not the colour I'd prefer but I got it cheap from Bunnings, it's called "work-wear orange".
Me: It's a pretty crap paint job, did you spend much time on prep and how many coats did you use?
Dad: Nah, just hit it with the pressure hose, left it in the summer sun to dry off, then gave it two coats of paint.
Me: Yeah, I can see the paint runs and pitting.
Me: What's with the number plate, almost looks like you screwed it into the bumper bar?
Dad: It is - the number plate bracket was F * * * * D.
Me: You do realise it's crooked!
Dad: Yeah, I stuffed up the screw on the right and had to re-drill it higher.
Me: Ah well, at least you're driving her again.
Dad: Not really, after about 10 minutes on the road she overheats and I have to pull over to let her cool down again. Any ideas?
Me: Are you serious?

have some daily gold*:




*sorry, the mining of gold means uncovering a glimpse into the life of teenagers with too much money from their parents.

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