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Gents, I present you a full service gas station in Yuri, Niger:
Totally serious reply:
This reminds me of an auto shop that my uncle and visited many years ago, in the rural hills of Puerto Rico. He was picking up an automatic transmission which was being rebuilt. The shop consisted of a few canvas tarps erected over some folding tables on a patch of grass. Even at a young age, I kinda knew that the internal workings of an automatic transmission were fundamentally incompatible with bugs, dirt, grass, etc.
Not quite as bad, but a couple of years ago while staying in Canta, Peru we drove around looking for a gas station before heading back to Lima. We finally stopped at the Police Station to ask and they directed us across the street to a house. The attendant opened his door when we knocked and dragged a hose out of the house and filled our tank.