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The NSA's official guide to sanitizing documents of sensitive information ("Redacting with Confidence") includes screencaps of Links, the feline assistant from Office 2000.
The NSA's official guide to sanitizing documents of sensitive information includes screencaps of Links, the feline assistant from Office 2000.
And yet even though real people, neighbors and friends, have worked for the government and can tell you about their personal experiences, somehow, people still believe the government could pull off anything considered a conspiracy.
Dihydromonoxide has been used to kill millions of people, is readily accessible as a common drugstore item, and its possession remains completely unregulated. The internet is simultaneously the best and worst thing that has ever happened to our modern society.
Mechanic reassembling a machine:
Last edited by sixshooter; 03-15-2017 at 08:59 AM.
Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
as an industrial solvent and coolant,
in nuclear power plants,
by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
by elite athletes to improve performance,
in the production of Styrofoam,
in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,
in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
in cult rituals
What can I do to minimize the risks?
Fortunately, there is much you can do to minimize your dangers due to Dihydrogen Monoxide exposure.
First, use common sense. Whenever you are dealing with any product or food that you feel may be contaminated with DHMO, evaluate the relative danger to you and your family, and act accordingly. Keep in mind that in many instances, low-levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination are not dangerous, and in fact, are virtually unavoidable. Remember, the responsibility for your safety and the safety of your family lies with you.
Second, exercise caution when there is the potential for accidental inhalation or ingestion of DHMO. If you feel uncomfortable, remove yourself from a dangerous situation. Better safe than sorry.
Third, don't panic. Although the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are very real, by exercising caution and common sense, you can rest assured knowing that you are doing everything possible to keep you and your family safe.
Old, but applicable to those of us on the East coast:
This is pretty accurate for the midwest. We just had about 14" all around, some spots seemed to be more like 24". The commute to work involved plowing the road with the front of my car.
I just realize that I have access to a much more significant "ban" button than the one here on MT.
This seems... odd. I mean, there is literally a button on a webpage that I can click to fire someone. I'm not really comfortable with this development in workplace management.
YOU GUYS USE WORKDAY TOO?
I literally have the same page/button at my disposal