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HDR hole.

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Damn wtf was in that car?


Picture of the day I most regret not taking: Yesterday, driving by a Portland establishment called "Pirate's Cove". Their sign read "Portland's #1 Adult Pokestop!"

Here's a previous example of their signage:

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They have a stripper with a hook for a hand. I seent it.

nigga you need help

I suspect that was one of those natural gas conversion cars and the lines leaked. You can see in the front the dude is covering his mouth with a rag as the idiot in the back tries to test if its flammable.

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Seriously, you need to switch Tom Cruise and Data.

I think it's huge amounts of hairspray - have a look at what burns first - it's their incredible styled gay hair...

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According to the youtubes, they were huffing butane and the one in back decided it'd be a good time to test how well his lighter worked.



Is it bad that I laugh really hard at their screaming?

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And that, kids, is the sound of Darwin laughing.

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I wonder what a hook-job would feel like...

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Should be easy to find out.

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probably somewhere between a phallectomy and a vasectomy.

You know what? So long as she's gentle, I'm curious enough to find out.


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With that robotic arm I just had the thought. Does the wrist spin a full 360?

Would she be able to flip everybody off in rotation??

http://img.pandawhale.com/76312-term...-gif-DrwF.gif?

I sense it will pinch the skin right where the thumb meets the palm.

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I would be surprised if she had not tested it based on this image:

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Also, isnt the ultimate answer to Joe's question of handjobs simply a fleshlight attachment?

I'll just leave this here for yall:
Official Bionic Model Rebekah Marine Website