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Braineack 07-18-2016 05:37 PM

Scientology has always been about capital gains.

Joe Perez 07-18-2016 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1347215)

You know, I never realized that the word "shatterer" is, in fact, the proper literal translation of the original text.


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To be fair, it's not as though Scientology is significantly weirder than any other mainstream contemporary religion, what with the talking snakes, the burning bushes, the magically-multiplying fish, the telepathic animals, and so forth.

wackbards 07-18-2016 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1347223)
You know, I never realized that the word "shatterer" is, in fact, the proper literal translation of the original text.


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glad you caught the reference.

Joe Perez 07-18-2016 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1347224)
glad you caught the reference.

Are you kidding me? That's like the single most recognizable quote in all of theoretical physics.


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wackbards 07-18-2016 06:16 PM

As opposed to: "OWW FUCK THAT'S HOT!", Which never garnered the same level of public recognitionhttps://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2d6c0239ed.jpg

DNMakinson 07-18-2016 06:36 PM

What's with Flyin' Miata's Confiscatory shipping costs?


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mgeoffriau 07-18-2016 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by DNMakinson (Post 1347246)
What's with Flyin' Miata's Confiscatory shipping costs?

Haven't ordered from them recently, but I can say that small retail operations get boned on shipping costs. The volume just isn't enough to warrant any significant discount from the private carriers. Figure on a minimum of $8 to ship 1 lb somewhere reasonably local, and it goes up quickly from there.

So, you either raise your prices to hide the shipping cost, or you show the customer the exact shipping cost. Same difference.

Joe Perez 07-18-2016 08:19 PM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1347236)
As opposed to: "OWW FUCK THAT'S HOT!", Which never garnered the same level of public recognition

Poor Dirac... He never had much of a talent for wit.



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triple88a 07-18-2016 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 1347263)
Haven't ordered from them recently, but I can say that small retail operations get boned on shipping costs. The volume just isn't enough to warrant any significant discount from the private carriers. Figure on a minimum of $8 to ship 1 lb somewhere reasonably local, and it goes up quickly from there.

So, you either raise your prices to hide the shipping cost, or you show the customer the exact shipping cost. Same difference.

For the company i work for, we ship about 120 orders a day on tuesday-friday from chicago and up to 3oz its about 2.55 - 15.9oz being 4-5 to california. A pound is about 5 bucks depending on distance. To Cali up to 3 lb is about 8-9 bucks. 6-10lb we use UPS like half the time and to California is about 12-15 bucks. Well its 10-11 bucks but there is a 3 bucks on top that they charge for residential delivery. Also UPS are fucking scammers. They require you to have an account that they can keep charging so once in a while they like to add extra hidden fees. Last week we shipped a TV. We added the dimensions and the weight. They gave us a price to ship it. From memory it was just over 40 bucks to ship. We got a bill the same week friday for 19 dollars extra because they said the TV weighted more and the sizes were wrong (100% false claim but they do it because too many people dont notice it). They charged the card on file automatically.

triple88a 07-18-2016 08:30 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 1347263)
Haven't ordered from them recently, but I can say that small retail operations get boned on shipping costs. The volume just isn't enough to warrant any significant discount from the private carriers. Figure on a minimum of $8 to ship 1 lb somewhere reasonably local, and it goes up quickly from there.

So, you either raise your prices to hide the shipping cost, or you show the customer the exact shipping cost. Same difference.

How you gotta do it is you gotta lower the shipping and split the cost. Thats what we did with our company for priority shipping. Priority costs us 5-6 bucks for most packages and we charge only 2.99 extra. We split the cost with the customer since it helps us as well. First class is shit. Sometimes it takes 4 days, other times it takes 2 weeks to deliver the same distance. When a customer decides to do priority is usually more secure with us because priority shipping is usually 2-3 days so we have less problems with delayed packages and because of that more customers are satisfied and because of that less cases are opened for "missing" packages that are just late.

triple88a 07-18-2016 08:50 PM

Sorry about the 2 posts above, i honestly thought this was the ramble thread.

Something good though.

m2cupcar 07-19-2016 10:03 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1347198)
(This sign is not the boss of me.)

There are two sides to every sign.

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Joe Perez 07-19-2016 11:15 AM

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Girz0r 07-19-2016 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1347433)
Cat Whisperer

That guy runs a youtube channel now :laugh:


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Joe Perez 07-19-2016 12:04 PM

Holy crap... He also has his own line of expensive cat toys: Cat Toys: Interactive Toys for Cats & Kittens | PetSmart

Braineack 07-19-2016 12:25 PM

Imma bout to put him out of business:

1. Play with your cat.
2. Don't abuse your cat.
3. enjoy.

in every episode, it's always a clueless owner, in a small shitty apartment, that doesn't know how to own a cat. In probably 9:10 cases, the solution to fix their "cat from hell" was simply playing with it.

mgeoffriau 07-19-2016 12:29 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1347448)
Holy crap... He also has his own line of expensive cat toys: Cat Toys: Interactive Toys for Cats & Kittens | PetSmart


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1347455)
Imma bout to put him out of business:

1. Play with your cat.
2. Don't abuse your cat.
3. enjoy.

in every episode, it's always a clueless owner, in a small shitty apartment, that doesn't know how to own a cat. In probably 9:10 cases, the solution to fix their "cat from hell" was simply playing with it.

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mgeoffriau 07-19-2016 12:34 PM

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The Sun is doing SOMERSAULTS? HOLY SHIT, THIS I GOTTA SEE.



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I can't wait! I want to see it! Show me!



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What do you mean, "appears"?



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Oh. Carry on, everyone.

y8s 07-19-2016 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1347455)
Imma bout to put him out of business:

1. Play with your cat.
2. Don't abuse your cat.
3. enjoy.

in every episode, it's always a clueless owner, in a small shitty apartment, that doesn't know how to own a cat. In probably 9:10 cases, the solution to fix their "cat from hell" was simply playing with it.

you forgot "one cat box per cat plus one"

as if we all had a warehouse for cats to shit in.

calteg 07-19-2016 07:05 PM

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