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triple88a 06-24-2016 10:46 PM

The idiot break a control arm?

petrolmed 06-24-2016 11:02 PM


triple88a 06-24-2016 11:04 PM

Bitch please.



POV but no speedo.


good2go 06-24-2016 11:44 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 1341108)

Bwahahaha . . . that was brilliant!

Now for the ultimate composition, can you add another one from 2 seconds of this video at 1:51 -> 1:53 ?


petrolmed 06-25-2016 12:57 AM

Obviously the bikes go harder, but the dude did set the production car lap record. If we're thinking relative to four wheels, its a solid run!


Joe Perez 06-25-2016 09:21 AM

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Serious question for my German-speaking friends.


https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466860867

How can it be klassik if it's neu, and how can it have weniger süß if it's klassik?

I mean, the German language sometimes confuses me, but this is just downright mind-bending.



(Also, you guys do realize that Fanta is an American soda, right? And, not to put too fine a point on it, but we invented this scheisse in 1940, while you assholes were busy doing unpleasant things to Poland, so I'm pretty certain this counts as cultural appropriation, and that a safe space is owed. Preferably one with Schüttinger.)

fooger03 06-25-2016 09:53 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1341224)
Serious question for my German-speaking friends.


https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466860867

How can it be klassik if it's neu, and how can it have weniger süß if it's klassik?

I mean, the German language sometimes confuses me, but this is just downright mind-bending.



(Also, you guys do realize that Fanta is an American soda, right? And, not to put too fine a point on it, but we invented this scheisse in 1940, while you assholes were busy doing unpleasant things to Poland, so I'm pretty certain this counts as cultural appropriation, and that a safe space is owed. Preferably one with Schüttinger.)


I don't believe it requires being "old" in order to be klassik. Perhaps it is merely the name "fanta" which is considered klassik?

Perhaps you're overthinking it?

http://www.georgecarlson.ca/wp-conte...-wallpaper.jpg

What happened in Germany in the 40's?

EDIT: Why would you bring up something so terrible? I can't handle the real world. I'm going to my safe space - under that rock over there. I'll be back out when I've fully dehydrated myself from crying in order to get a bottle of Fiji water.

Joe Perez 06-25-2016 10:12 AM

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Corvettes...

Does anyone here remember when Corvettes were cool, simple cars?

I do. And yet it's been a while since I've been in the presence of a third-gen 'Vette in person. Came across this one in East Harlem a few weeks ago.


https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466863940

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466863940

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I couldn't get over how big this thing was. My mind kept saying "wait, this is a two-seat car whose engine is only four cylinders deep from front to back. Why is it so much longer than a Miata / S2K / Solstice?


My anti-Corvette bias continues unabated. Yes, I get it, C7s are amazingly fast. So are 50cal bullets. I wouldn't want to ride either one.







Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, I also saw this a few days ago:


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So that's ok.






































































































































































































































































































































































































And, of course, this Con_Ed van, which has weird shit dangling from the front fascia:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466863940

DNMakinson 06-25-2016 11:10 AM

This has been around for a while, so most may have seen it already, but for those who have not:


Joe Perez 06-25-2016 11:19 AM

She said penetration.

aidandj 06-25-2016 11:22 AM

That was infuriating. Yet so true sometimes.

aidandj 06-25-2016 11:31 AM


DNMakinson 06-25-2016 12:56 PM

/\ Some cars are made to be driven only in a straight line.
Aidandj, that was a great find.

Braineack 06-25-2016 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by DNMakinson (Post 1341267)
/\ Some cars are made to be driven only in a straight line.

and even those seem to have a tough time at it...

triple88a 06-25-2016 04:36 PM


Joe Perez 06-26-2016 08:45 AM


Braineack 06-26-2016 10:06 AM

All that effort and I bet it just tastes like mushy poo

Joe Perez 06-26-2016 10:48 AM

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It's a bit sweeter than poo, and the texture is much more consistent. Rather tasty, actually. If you find yourself in the northern Cincinnati metro area, you can get it at Jungle Jim's supermarket.


Often, it is stuffed with cream or mashed fruit, and chilled.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466952513



Choking to death on it is a sufficiently large problem, particularly among the elderly, that there are PSAs reminding old Japanese people to cut their mochi into small pieces and chew it thoroughly.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466952513

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466952513



Which is why you can buy this thing made by Shin-ei, which attaches to your vacuum cleaner:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466952513


And is intended for the specific purpose of de-mochifying grampa:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466952513

TrickerZ 06-26-2016 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by DeerHunter (Post 1341181)

Unlicensed teen mangles mom's Porsche after hit-and-run: VPD | CTV Vancouver News

It appears some kid without a license took his parents' car while they were away and smashed into a parked car. This was him trying to hide the car. It looks like he totally destroyed the front right corner in the hit and run and the wheel is just flopping around.


rleete 06-26-2016 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1341234)
And, of course, this Con_Ed van, which has weird shit dangling from the front fascia:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466863940

I assume those are some sort of sensor. Being ConEd, I would guess that they are sniffing out gas leaks. It would be interesting to have more info.


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