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misfit77 02-28-2012 11:53 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 840839)
Isn't that nice of them. Here, read and memorize this, THEN we may give you a cup of rice. Those peddlers of bullshit piss me off so much. It's not enough to be lunatics themselves, they have to go around the world forcing it on the poor, hungry and weak people of 3rd world countries.


They are predators, preying on the weak. "fine I will believe in your God, if you give me some food. What the hell is faith?"

Godless Commie 02-29-2012 12:09 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 841213)

I hereby nominate this entry as Pusha's best post ever on this forum.

Godless Commie 02-29-2012 12:19 AM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 841148)
Are you shltting me!? I'd go fire bomb said fat cat's car and spraypaint "Butt hurt dusche" on his house. Seriously! WTF? That would litterally send me over the edge. I can't believe there were actually police involved. I'm bout to peace out of this country and move to Europe.

I am dead serious.

And it did not take place in the US.
I am in Istanbul, Turkey.

And, get this: The actual law they are basing their complaint on reads something to the tune of hate speech, ridiculing religion, instilling hatred in the society, inciting animosity, and so on... It's incredible.

I gave them about an hour's worth of Godless Commie's finest... As much as I wanted to declare war and run to to the hills with my rightful stand on the issue, I left them mesmerized with just the right dose of demagogy, served with a dressing of vague and circular reasoning.

Am I proud? Not really. Am I enjoying my freedom as we speak? Oh, yes.

gearhead_318 02-29-2012 12:22 AM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 841142)
In keeping with the theme at hand, I was summoned to the police headquarters to submit a statement, and my defense for posting a single sentence in a forum.
Turns out someone got offended and filed a lawsuit. A very influential, fatcat kinda someone.
The single sentence I had written was "God is Santa Claus for adults."

Is this true? I hope not, but it makes me appreciate the rights I have.

Godless Commie 02-29-2012 12:23 AM

Absolutely true. Please refer to post# 8403

gearhead_318 02-29-2012 12:40 AM

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The lack of freedom of speech people have in other countries astounds me.
This is another really good example of that.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330490440

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330490440

misfit77 02-29-2012 12:58 AM


trickyrix 02-29-2012 01:20 AM

So, I was minding my own business, watching a little TV tonight, when I saw an ad for cat food. Apparently, Friskies contains healthy doses of LSD, mescaline, and "not-shitake" mushrooms...

"Kitty's Little Helper"

elesjuan 02-29-2012 01:52 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 841271)
Is this true? I hope not, but it makes me appreciate the rights I have.

Now if you could get the rest of your people to see what really happens in this world. Things aren't so bad here afterall, eh?

gearhead_318 02-29-2012 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 841297)
Now if you could get the rest of your people to see what really happens in this world. Things aren't so bad here afterall, eh?

Who are "my people"?

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330495333

NA6C-Guy 02-29-2012 02:13 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 841300)

:bowrofl: Oh ----. He and that movie never fail to make my laugh my ass off. That's the greatest white dude playing a black dude, ever. Best thing since blackface.

RattleTrap 02-29-2012 02:45 AM

Driving instruction?

elesjuan 02-29-2012 02:52 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 841300)

http://board.u18chan.com/uploads/dat...37_U18chan.jpg

triple88a 02-29-2012 03:31 AM

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junglepeanut 02-29-2012 05:48 AM

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Made it to the end of the thread... Thanks for helping me waste my time when I always had something important to do.

shuiend 02-29-2012 12:24 PM

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elesjuan 02-29-2012 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by junglepeanut (Post 841336)
Made it to the end of the thread... Thanks for helping me waste my time when I always had something important to do.

Been workin' on it since June have ya? :rofl:

Jeff_Ciesielski 02-29-2012 12:45 PM

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Braineack 02-29-2012 02:07 PM

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Braineack 02-29-2012 02:08 PM

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bbundy 02-29-2012 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 841091)
Absolutely.

I'm just irritated by the attitude that all of these christian missions are out to save peoples souls. Sure, they may think they are doing good, but they are just perpetuating ancient superstitious bullshit, putting a damper on progress and shoving their faith, which is stupid in itself, down other peoples throats. Who are they to say someone else needs their "soul" saved anyway? I think every christian has a gross superiority complex that they cannot admit to having. If I offend... I no longer give a ----. I've gotten to the point with people of faith and religion, that I no longer care and I'm fed up with it. Snap out of your psychosis and stop believing in such completely foolish and illogical things. Every time I think about it, I'm just blown away that so many people in this country are able to say some of the things they say, and read some of the ---- that is written in their "good book" with a straight face, and not feel absolutely ashamed and like a complete moron. It's almost like one big troll, and everyone really knows how foolish it is, they just don't want to admit it to keep the ultimate troll going.

Catholic charities are heavily subsidized by the federal government. As are many religious based charities. Catholic Charities USA alone receives around 2 billion a year from the federal government from the Faith based Initiatives office. Even if they aren’t subsidized directly people who donate to them write off the donations on there taxes and the church its self pays no taxes on its income.

I use to not care but religion, and I mean any religion is really starting to piss me off. They are also getting political with there tax free and subsidized status. Wonder how much of Romneys 15 million a year to the LDS went to fighting gay marriage in California and elsewhere. Forcing trans vaginal probes on people and ensuring poor people don’t have access to birth control.

Bob

owenwilliams 02-29-2012 02:41 PM

I'm not religious.

I like cars.

Here is a video of a fast car.




You know a car is making serious power when it doesn't really hook up 'til 150mph...

y8s 02-29-2012 02:42 PM

Bob and everyone else posting prose about religion... this is the picture thread. There is a religion and politics section where you're more than welcome to hate the believers and heathens.

gearhead_318 02-29-2012 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 841476)
Bob and everyone else posting prose about religion... this is the picture thread. There is a religion and politics section where you're more than welcome to hate the believers and heathens.

I'd just like to point out the religion thread I made was closed.

:brain:

y8s 02-29-2012 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 841490)
I'd just like to point out the religion thread I made was closed.

:brain:

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jared8783 02-29-2012 04:35 PM

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what in the world was this guy thinking?
http://www.flyinmiata.com/projects/c...s.php?UID=1100
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Pen2_the_penguin 02-29-2012 04:37 PM

250whp probably doesnt go far with all that rear end drag and extra weight of the ugly.

olderguy 02-29-2012 04:53 PM

"Can you figure out where the tail lights are from?"


Yes, strictly from hunger.

triple88a 02-29-2012 04:57 PM

I don't know if the tail lights are the ugliest part of the idea or the rest of the body work.. the whole thing sure is disgusting though.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-29-2012 05:23 PM

Hyundai Elantra I think

triple88a 02-29-2012 05:37 PM

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We have a winner.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330551455

fooger03 02-29-2012 05:45 PM

Dude didn't wanna be caught dead driving a girly car. He made it an eyesore instead.

elesjuan 02-29-2012 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by y8s (Post 841476)
Bob and everyone else posting prose about religion... this is the picture thread. There is a religion and politics section where you're more than welcome to hate the believers and heathens.

and where is your picture?



Got a new t-shirt today:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330553831

flier129 02-29-2012 08:19 PM


sixace 02-29-2012 08:56 PM

Not sure if repost..but cracks me up everytime.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c8_1330370054

Pen2_the_penguin 02-29-2012 09:03 PM


Originally Posted by flier129 (Post 841630)

That thing just sounds badass

sixace 02-29-2012 09:10 PM

Somebody say religion? Here ya go..:rofl:

http://christwire.org/2012/02/how-da...comment-234332

blaen99 02-29-2012 09:20 PM


Originally Posted by sixace (Post 841655)
Somebody say religion? Here ya go..:rofl:

http://christwire.org/2012/02/how-da...comment-234332

Dude. That's awesome. And epic. And awesome. And awesomely epic.

elesjuan 02-29-2012 09:36 PM


Originally Posted by flier129 (Post 841630)

I saw this earlier, totally badass.. Wonder what the projectile weight and velocity are.


Originally Posted by sixace (Post 841655)
Somebody say religion? Here ya go..:rofl:

http://christwire.org/2012/02/how-da...comment-234332

I seriously just about choked on my coffee. That was by far the most AMAZING article I've ever read!

"DAYTONA FL – NASCAR is America’s great All American Sport. It comes from the south and was birthed by moonshiners running from the law. Their love of speed took them from their illegal exploits and made them legends behind the wheel of fast, powerful American cars."

How many moonshiners do you think ran from the cops in circles? :jerkit:

Gryff 02-29-2012 09:44 PM


Somebody say religion? Here ya go..
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...png?1306264975

TorqueZombie 02-29-2012 10:16 PM


Originally Posted by sixace (Post 841655)
Somebody say religion? Here ya go..:rofl:

http://christwire.org/2012/02/how-da...comment-234332

^I almost spit tea all over the laptop at this

She Took a Job From a Man:

Driving a car is a man’s job. When my wife and I take the kids to Wal-Mart I am the one that drives the Tahoe. It is just common sense. Men are better drivers. Sure there are things that women are good at like birthing babies, knitting and cooking dinner but driving is not one of those things.

----------and making waffles, bacon waffles.

viperormiata 02-29-2012 10:30 PM

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junglepeanut 02-29-2012 10:52 PM

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Yep, since June but not religiously :rolleyes: just when I thought I had free time but really didn't.


Today's pic comes from a spam text I got today. If this guy really made a mistake, wow because there are some weird connotations in this text. I can't believe it is real and not someone trying to make sure this number is a live account or get someone to call/text back a number that charges you for calling it.

I did not respond.

Sam TII 02-29-2012 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by sixace (Post 841655)
Somebody say religion? Here ya go..:rofl:

http://christwire.org/2012/02/how-da...comment-234332

Holy crap it's not even reasonably proofed for grammar and spelling. I don't think I've read something so poorly written in a while.

It's a bummer, I think religion can do a lot of good for a lot of people but like you guys are pointing out there's a whole lot of bad too, but that article takes the cake.

Godless Commie 02-29-2012 11:55 PM

Maybe we should all just take the bus...







Jeff_Ciesielski 03-01-2012 12:00 AM

Everyone in this thread realizes that Christwire is satire right?

blaen99 03-01-2012 12:04 AM


Originally Posted by Jeff_Ciesielski (Post 841731)
Everyone in this thread realizes that Christwire is satire right?

Apparently the people in the discussion threads on the articles don't.

And it makes Christwire ------- awesome.

elesjuan 03-01-2012 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by blaen99 (Post 841733)
Apparently the people in the discussion threads on the articles don't.

And it makes Christwire ------- awesome.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330576913



Check this out.. Went to order some piston rings tonight for my build:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-S.../s800/wtf2.jpg

Reminds me of gun show prices..

mx5autoxer 03-01-2012 12:46 AM

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Pen2_the_penguin 03-01-2012 01:13 AM

Some people seriously need to have restraining orders from tools, and cars.

vehicular 03-01-2012 01:23 AM

That makes me hyperventilate.

NA6C-Guy 03-01-2012 04:25 AM


Originally Posted by vehicular (Post 841758)
That makes me hyperventilate.

I actually had a reflex to hit someone when I saw it, but no one was around so I just sat here confused for a moment.

richyvrlimited 03-01-2012 04:52 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 841675)

"DAYTONA FL – NASCAR is America’s great All American Sport. It comes from the south and was birthed by moonshiners running from the law. Their love of speed took them from their illegal exploits and made them legends behind the wheel of fast, powerful American cars."

How many moonshiners do you think ran from the cops in circles? :jerkit:

Cripes, learn your history :facepalm:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASCAR#History

The Christianity site is bunkem, but that little snippet you picked on is based on fact.

Doppelgänger 03-01-2012 08:08 AM

^^ see post # 8447

shuiend 03-01-2012 10:58 AM

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pusha 03-01-2012 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by jared8783 (Post 841528)

:crx:

this is why I could never own any sort of shop. if someone brought this Dominican parade float in, I'd just die laughing.

Doppelgänger 03-01-2012 11:23 AM

Im surprised it's already being reposted. I thought everyone saw this already :facepalm:

jeff_man 03-01-2012 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by sixace (Post 841655)
Somebody say religion? Here ya go..:rofl:

http://christwire.org/2012/02/how-da...comment-234332

i so hope this is a real site but it seems to good to be true. think they are just trolling.

shuiend 03-01-2012 11:27 AM

So one of my friend works for IBM up in NoVA. He sent me this screen shot of his network speeds this morning.
http://www.speedtest.net/result/1806615658.png

I said it was pretty nice. Then I decided to test out what my seedbox gets.

http://speedtest.net/result/1806628868.png

Thats right, IBM has jack ---- on my upload speeds.


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