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elesjuan 02-26-2012 08:51 PM

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2ndGearRubber 02-26-2012 08:55 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 839601)
OMFG:

Attach to front of miata........ Achieve boss status. :giggle:

gearhead_318 02-26-2012 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 840133)
Again, you're an idiot.

It was posted for entertainment porpoises, no need to get butthurt.

Maybe one day you'll be able to take a joke like Santorum takes a big brown helping of ice cream. YUMMY!

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:jerkit:

pusha 02-26-2012 11:02 PM


Originally Posted by misfit77 (Post 840109)
How does that work?

hehehehehhe trade secrets, bro : - )

Doppelgänger 02-27-2012 08:14 AM

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Spotted this fat piggy at LAX when waiting to head out to ATL. America- this is what is wrong with you. Said fatfuck has more than one plate piled high with junk and surprisingly, one plate pile high with celery and carrots. But still, airlines need to charge for 2 seats for this sh!t. It's bigger than you think.

ThatGuy85 02-27-2012 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 840373)
Spotted this fat piggy at LAX when waiting to head out to ATL. America- this is what is wrong with you. Said fatfuck has more than one plate piled high with junk and surprisingly, one plate pile high with celery and carrots. But still, airlines need to charge for 2 seats for this sh!t. It's bigger than you think.

You're just butthurt because you had to sit beside him, right?

Braineack 02-27-2012 11:19 AM

why all the hate?

Joe Perez 02-27-2012 11:41 AM

This rhetoric saddens me. Thus, it is time for kitties and rainbows...

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____━━____━━╰O--O-O---O ╯

Some are really quite good, some are utter crap.

How will you know?

You have no choice.

You must click on them.

All of them.
Every. Single. One.





































































(With apologies to those poor bastards who came in here on their iPhone.)

fooger03 02-27-2012 11:44 AM

The gubment should put a mandatory failure weight of 250lbs on all new furniture? Fatties stand up?

fooger03 02-27-2012 11:54 AM

Why didn't you newline each of those? Now my browser is assraped.

hustler 02-27-2012 12:11 PM

I like the shape of the 370z swaybars.
http://www.motoiq.com/magazine_artic...on-basics.aspx
It makes you think the engineers of the Miata did the suspension first or at least told the drivetrain team they were "done" and went on vacation.

Joe Perez 02-27-2012 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by fooger03 (Post 840438)
Why didn't you newline each of those? Now my browser is assraped.

Looks fine in Chrome. They stack themselves two-wide or three-wide, depending on my browser width.

But I went ahead and "fixed" it for you.

Braineack 02-27-2012 01:10 PM

I already fixed it so it was just 3 wide, oh well. but yeah it was going across like 20 at a time.

TurboTim 02-27-2012 01:16 PM

horray for clicking play on all of them at once then leaving office to go take a piss.

Doppelgänger 02-27-2012 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by ThatGuy85 (Post 840420)
You're just butthurt because you had to sit beside him, right?

God no. This was in the lounge.


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 840421)
why all the hate?

Because it's completely preventable and inexcusable.

Braineack 02-27-2012 03:43 PM

Well, when I'm old I want to be like the old man from Gran Torino.

Joe Perez 02-27-2012 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 840573)
Well, when I'm old I want to be like the old man from Gran Torino.

A bitter, lonely recluse who despises the world around him and winds up shot to death in the street by a bunch of ghetto-rats over a matter of $80?


Oh, spoiler-alert, in case anyone hasn't seen the film. It's pretty good.

mgeoffriau 02-27-2012 03:51 PM

Wait, did I miss the point of the movie? I thought it was the story of a Vietnamese kid and his plan to rid his family of their annoying racist neighbor while also gaining ownership of said racist neighbor's classic car at the same time.

pusha 02-27-2012 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 840575)
A bitter, lonely recluse who despises the world around him and winds up shot to death in the street by a bunch of ghetto-rats over a matter of $80?


Oh, spoiler-alert, in case anyone hasn't seen the film. It's pretty good.

Joe, you and I both know that movie would have been 30x if he'd of gone Harry Callahan on the dragonfolk.

Braineack 02-27-2012 03:57 PM

pretty much. I want a cane though and I want to wave it around and yell things.

Doppelgänger 02-27-2012 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 840573)
Well, when I'm old I want to be like the old man from Gran Torino.

Such a good movie.

cpolly69 02-27-2012 04:30 PM


Braineack 02-27-2012 04:34 PM

oh man, im going to be such an bitter old man. I cant wait. i already hate everyone/thing.

blaen99 02-27-2012 04:36 PM

Gran Torino was really good - a lot better than I anticipated it to be.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-27-2012 04:40 PM

(picture of a naked guy posed seductively while wearing a Batman mask.)

gospeed81 02-27-2012 06:11 PM

I always thought that was a car movie...

pusha 02-27-2012 07:11 PM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 840628)
(picture of a naked guy posed seductively while wearing a Batman mask.)

please pm me this pic

Joe Perez 02-27-2012 08:29 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 840676)
I always thought that was a car movie...

Nope. Had almost nothing at all to do with the car or cars in general. Sort of like how Fried Green Tomatoes was not a tomato movie.

Still, a good film.

gearhead_318 02-28-2012 03:23 AM

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NA6C-Guy 02-28-2012 04:12 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 840624)
oh man, im going to be such an bitter old man. I cant wait. i already hate everyone/thing.

Cheers. I'll be the same. I'm already him, just 1/3 the age. I can't wait to be old, bitter, and pretending to be senile to get away with ----.

Doppelgänger 02-28-2012 08:17 AM

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NA6C-Guy 02-28-2012 08:36 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 840822)

Isn't that nice of them. Here, read and memorize this, THEN we may give you a cup of rice. Those peddlers of bullshit piss me off so much. It's not enough to be lunatics themselves, they have to go around the world forcing it on the poor, hungry and weak people of 3rd world countries.

gospeed81 02-28-2012 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 840712)
Nope. Had almost nothing at all to do with the car or cars in general. Sort of like how Fried Green Tomatoes was not a tomato movie.

Still, a good film.

No really...I was so disinterested in the story I really was just waiting to see if he got the car...and was pleasantly surprised by a wonderful ending to what would have been an otherwise complete and utter waste of time.

mgeoffriau 02-28-2012 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 840839)
Here, read and memorize this, THEN we may give you a cup of rice.

What kind of missions were you involved in?

gospeed81 02-28-2012 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 840887)
What kind of missions were you involved in?

Positive Reinforcement Ministries Worldwide

gospeed81 02-28-2012 11:05 AM

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Sokool 02-28-2012 01:23 PM

Misread OP...

gearhead_318 02-28-2012 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 840887)
What kind of missions were you involved in?

Secret ones.

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bbundy 02-28-2012 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 840839)
Isn't that nice of them. Here, read and memorize this, THEN we may give you a cup of rice. Those peddlers of bullshit piss me off so much. It's not enough to be lunatics themselves, they have to go around the world forcing it on the poor, hungry and weak people of 3rd world countries.

Haiti is over 80% catholic. Lot of good the philosophy about sex and birth control is doing them. 4.7 kids per women. The country is overpopulated and destroyed all its natural resources. It’s main export is human beings.

Not unlike Rwanda or many other 3rd world countries facing civilization collapse. Religion is not helping them.

Bob

shuiend 02-28-2012 04:45 PM

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pusha 02-28-2012 04:48 PM

With y8s being the only obvious exception, does anyone else really give a rat's ass about Haiti?

Braineack 02-28-2012 04:51 PM

Party with the haitians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gearhead_318 02-28-2012 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bbundy (Post 841028)
Haiti is over 80% catholic. Lot of good the philosophy about sex and birth control is doing them. 4.7 kids per women. The country is overpopulated and destroyed all its natural resources. It’s main export is human beings.

Not unlike Rwanda or many other 3rd world countries facing civilization collapse. Religion is not helping them.

Bob

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Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 841060)

So thats JDM...

fooger03 02-28-2012 05:36 PM

You all should be able to appreciate this - NSFW starts at 3:20

NA6C-Guy 02-28-2012 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by bbundy (Post 841028)
Haiti is over 80% catholic. Lot of good the philosophy about sex and birth control is doing them. 4.7 kids per women. The country is overpopulated and destroyed all its natural resources. It’s main export is human beings.

Not unlike Rwanda or many other 3rd world countries facing civilization collapse. Religion is not helping them.

Bob

Absolutely.

I'm just irritated by the attitude that all of these christian missions are out to save peoples souls. Sure, they may think they are doing good, but they are just perpetuating ancient superstitious bullshit, putting a damper on progress and shoving their faith, which is stupid in itself, down other peoples throats. Who are they to say someone else needs their "soul" saved anyway? I think every christian has a gross superiority complex that they cannot admit to having. If I offend... I no longer give a ----. I've gotten to the point with people of faith and religion, that I no longer care and I'm fed up with it. Snap out of your psychosis and stop believing in such completely foolish and illogical things. Every time I think about it, I'm just blown away that so many people in this country are able to say some of the things they say, and read some of the ---- that is written in their "good book" with a straight face, and not feel absolutely ashamed and like a complete moron. It's almost like one big troll, and everyone really knows how foolish it is, they just don't want to admit it to keep the ultimate troll going.

mgeoffriau 02-28-2012 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 841091)
Absolutely.

I'm just irritated by the attitude that all of these christian missions are out to save peoples souls. Sure, they may think they are doing good, but they are just perpetuating ancient superstitious bullshit, putting a damper on progress and shoving their faith, which is stupid in itself, down other peoples throats. Who are they to say someone else needs their "soul" saved anyway? I think every christian has a gross superiority complex that they cannot admit to having.

Yeah, I hate it when people act all superior to other people.

triple88a 02-28-2012 05:42 PM

Shet brah thats cool



I'd love to pick up my girl in a car that sounds broken. ;)

jeff_man 02-28-2012 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bbundy (Post 841028)
Haiti is over 80% catholic. Lot of good the philosophy about sex and birth control is doing them. 4.7 kids per women. The country is overpopulated and destroyed all its natural resources. It’s main export is human beings.

Not unlike Rwanda or many other 3rd world countries facing civilization collapse. Religion is not helping them.

Bob

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Braineack 02-28-2012 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 841094)
Shet brah thats cool



I'd love to pick up my girl in a car that sounds broken. ;)


is it scraping or just compression gray/pink noise?

Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-28-2012 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by fooger03 (Post 841090)
You all should be able to appreciate this - NSFW starts at 3:20

I think thats the dumbest ---- Ive ever seen in my life.

Oh wait...

Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 841094)


Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-28-2012 06:06 PM

Also this (NSFW for language and other things as well):


mx5autoxer 02-28-2012 06:48 PM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 841109)
I think thats the dumbest ---- Ive ever seen in my life.

Oh wait...

Glad someone else thinks so

Godless Commie 02-28-2012 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 841091)
Absolutely.

I'm just irritated by the attitude that all of these christian missions are out to save peoples souls. Sure, they may think they are doing good, but they are just perpetuating ancient superstitious bullshit, putting a damper on progress and shoving their faith, which is stupid in itself, down other peoples throats. Who are they to say someone else needs their "soul" saved anyway? I think every christian has a gross superiority complex that they cannot admit to having. If I offend... I no longer give a ----. I've gotten to the point with people of faith and religion, that I no longer care and I'm fed up with it. Snap out of your psychosis and stop believing in such completely foolish and illogical things. Every time I think about it, I'm just blown away that so many people in this country are able to say some of the things they say, and read some of the ---- that is written in their "good book" with a straight face, and not feel absolutely ashamed and like a complete moron. It's almost like one big troll, and everyone really knows how foolish it is, they just don't want to admit it to keep the ultimate troll going.

In keeping with the theme at hand, I was summoned to the police headquarters to submit a statement, and my defense for posting a single sentence in a forum.
Turns out someone got offended and filed a lawsuit. A very influential, fatcat kinda someone.
The single sentence I had written was "God is Santa Claus for adults."

mx5autoxer 02-28-2012 08:08 PM

Are you shltting me!? I'd go fire bomb said fat cat's car and spraypaint "Butt hurt dusche" on his house. Seriously! WTF? That would litterally send me over the edge. I can't believe there were actually police involved. I'm bout to peace out of this country and move to Europe.

shuiend 02-28-2012 08:10 PM

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pusha 02-28-2012 08:38 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 841149)

can you please take this down? it offends me, both as a black female and as a follower of Moses.

elesjuan 02-28-2012 10:04 PM

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Joe: I watched EVERY ONE.... :party:


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 841091)
Absolutely.
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That's about how I feel every time some piece of ---- straps on a bomb to detonate their self in a market crowded with innocent people.

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When your "God" tells you to kill, or you kill in the name of your god then ---- your "Religion."

pusha 02-28-2012 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 841212)
When your "God" tells you to kill, or you kill in the name of your god then ---- your "Religion."

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Braineack 02-28-2012 10:19 PM

I filmed a commercial.


FRT_Fun 02-28-2012 10:45 PM

You mean you were IN a commercial.


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