That's a roux, butter and flour. Should look a little like coffee when done. Should have darkened up more, but oh we'll.

OK, my bad.. Bon apetit.

My dad makes his roux in the microwave. 1 minute, stir, 1 minute, stir. repeat until done.

the ---- is a roux

I just cried myself to sleep on my mother's shoulder.

It's what Jeeves makes for you in the mornings when he's done scrubbing the cigar ashing off your leather floor.

leather flooring is to homes what laser hair removal is to fit vaginas

Wiki:

now I want mac & cheese.

Goldeneye....that was a good video.

NSFL I would wear headphones.

He misspelled beeeeeeeessss.

faked/

yes it is. note the lack of any sort of cabling on the monitor/tv

i have monitors in my basement that have no cables.

and as braineacks can vouch for, my cats LOVE it down there.

Plus he is fat and has no life, so he takes pride in faking GIFs for interweb lulz. Fa66ot.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330114007

and the fact that the cat has zero reaction to the sound.

^^^:bowrofl:

That honey badger vid was tits, and maybe that fat a ss cat just didn't give a s hit that he knocked a 20lb tv on his fat a ss owners head. lol

no one here would get it. We like butt sex here.

OMFG:

How do they come up with this stuff? Amazing.

More stuff here. Definitely the best FB page I use.
http://www.facebook.com/groups/18574449098/

Fixed...?

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330206744

well played

Japanese chicks have the worst teeth

I am literally laughing out loud. :bowrofl:

I was just about to test the Miata and do some final tweaking on my current setup (It's spent ~1 month in the air to date).

Then I realized "Wait, in about a week, it'll be down yet again for more tweaking".

This Miata seems to spend more time being worked on/fixed then actually driving :(. Anyone else seem cursed with the same fate, or is this normal?

Everyone knows that the Brits have the worse teeth
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330220040

bro, my car has been down for nearly 2 years. I only ever drove it twice.

Lulz, I have only a couple more drives than you in, but I'm in about the same boat.

Seems like this hobby is a case of drive it once, break something/find something to fix/etc., then back in the shop for weeks/months.

Also found a pic of Pusha circa 1980

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330222359

sorry bro, but I don't finger my triggers like I do a hoe's slit

My '99 has been in the garage more than it's seen the sun in the almost year I've owned it. I'd like to say I'll be able to drive as a daily soon, but deep down I know it's a lie.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330236605

https://www.miataturbo.net/showpost....66&postcount=1


Haven't driven my car since 04/07/10 and I almost don't care. The thing has started to rot far beyond recovery, the brand new top had a hole in it already, and is just a yard ornament in general. Two weeks ago I strategically positioned the car in such a fashion that when my new neighbors tree (which is 98% dead) falls it'll likely crush the thing into oblivion then I can part out my coilovers and other garbage laying around.


On a serious note, I actually spent 40 minutes today working on a new engine for it. Thought I got burned on a motor purchased off Craigslist in 2005 which I discovered was locked up after the installed engine let go. Tore it apart and found the rings had just seized to the cylinders from sitting and had a bit of surface rust. Got out the dial bore gauge today and started measuring things up to see what I've got to work with.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-_...0/IMG_7666.jpg
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Y...0/IMG_7665.jpg
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-H...0/IMG_7664.jpg
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-o...0/IMG_7663.jpg

That's what the four cylinders look like. Number 4 had a ball hone run through it right before the picture was taken. Original plan was to run a ball hone through and file fit some rings until I measured the cylinders and saw numbers of their actual condition, now just going to buy some OE fit rings and measure clearance. This motor couldn't have had too many miles on it.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-0...%2520motor.jpg

Something (I don't know what) has sparked my interest in getting a motor put together and finish (Start?) my turbo install. Have had everything except time for almost three years now, just need to get my ass in gear and spend some of the minimal freetime I've got and just do it. Depending on Weather My goal is by end of March to have the motor installed and hopefully April to complete turbo.

Bets?! Place your bets... (I wouldn't bet on success of the project by the "deadlines" if I were you.)

how did a kitty get in your motor, bro?

Think it was after the mouse in the wheel...

:rofl: Sounds like me and every project car I have ever had. I have plans, but it stays in planning stage so long, it rots away beyond the point of me wanting to work on it anymore, so I sell it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v...v4vs&vq=medium

How can a display of such unreal balance and precision be so gay?

Jump to 02:20 for the cliff notes.

Somethign to do with the mass amounts of glitter, and his penis popping out of that very tight... costume.

wtf did I just watch?

Something that turned you gay. It's a liberal plot.

Great, now I have to call my parents and let them know. They werent to happy to find out im on MT.net, they said something to the effect of "You'll shoot your eye out..."


...but in a more, gay way...

So you are going to be shot in the eye with se... no no nevermind not going there nothing to see here.

I stopped watching that video after I saw the glitter boys offering penis to the God tube balancing.

challenge fapped to video, couldn't finish so I switched to this video:



not really a challenge if you ask me

That may be one of the gayest displays ever, but it is still damn impressive. Almost doesn't seem humanly possible.

If Barrack actually did something like that I would vote for him.

So would Pusha.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330294971

Also, if you want to post a picture from FunnyJunk that you get from google images, when your on the screen after you first click on the image, right click on the image and open it that way, then you can copy the URL and post it :party:

I don't have a bedtime, I have a gun.

How does that work?

Uh, ok:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330301244

Again, you're an idiot.


I'll just leave this here since you insist.