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stratosteve 01-14-2016 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1299175)
i find it disgusting that a fat middle-aged man, like myself, cant get famous on the internet when wear skimpy clothes and piss-poorly playing an instrument (with the simplest riff and beat possible). #manpower

I also find it disgusting that you're into a 12-yo girl.

Not sure about Julianna the guitarist, but the drummer Meytal Cohen is 31.

Joe Perez 01-14-2016 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by stratosteve (Post 1299194)
Not sure about Julianna the guitarist, but the drummer Meytal Cohen is 31.

The guitarist is 22.

But forget about the guitar, it's the drum work that blows me away. You can't do that after two months of lessons.





It looks like she's deriving sexual pleasure from the experience.

Braineack 01-14-2016 12:28 PM

shes awful. ive hated her for years.

Why would you cover Would (the easiest drum track) and not do something like No excuses. Plus she messed up within the first few seconds of the video and didnt like redo it?

she keeps the real track running behind her so you dont hear how bad her fills are.

shes thinking, im a whore and this is an easy way to make money online. She does that to get more views, so you ignore how bad she is, and then go invite her to watch Pride & Prejudice & Zombies with her and achieve your first boner cause youre a 12yo little child boy with mommy issues.

ugh and her limp wrists. I imagine she gives the worst tugs. ever.

related: if i go to nyc soon, can we eat bagels together?

stratosteve 01-14-2016 01:44 PM

There goes my boner, thanks. :giggle:

Joe Perez 01-14-2016 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1299214)
shes awful. ive hated her for years.
(...)
ugh and her limp wrists. I imagine she gives the worst tugs. ever.

If I ever have the opportunity to find out, I'll let you know.




Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1299214)
related: if i go to nyc soon, can we eat bagels together?

Sure. What part of town are you staying in?

Braineack 01-14-2016 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1299251)
If I ever have the opportunity to find out, I'll let you know.

appreciate it.


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1299251)
Sure. What part of town are you staying in?

30 rock if we go. and unrelated to NBC and/or TV.

Joe Perez 01-14-2016 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1299256)
30 rock if we go. and unrelated to NBC and/or TV.

Nothing in Manhattan is unrelated to TV.





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z31maniac 01-14-2016 05:37 PM

If you're going to post drum covers, post impressive ones. That chick isn't doing anything on the drums I wasn't doing at 13.

Skip to 1:29 if you want to see insane footwork. Even Tomas Haake said the song almost didn't make it on the album because of how demanding it is to play.


triple88a 01-14-2016 10:11 PM


Joe Perez 01-14-2016 10:22 PM


Originally Posted by z31maniac (Post 1299367)
(a bunch of screaming)

Sorry, but I just can't listen to a bunch of screaming. Prefer music that doesn't suck.

And whatshisname the "I drum to screaming" guy isn't a hottie.

z31maniac 01-14-2016 11:26 PM

Unfortunately, I'm not a sexist that sees mediocre accomplishments as stellar because the woman is attractive.

/givingashit

Joe Perez 01-14-2016 11:28 PM

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All I know is she plays the drums better in real life then I do in the videogame Rock Band.




Moving on... Here's a DB-2 connector. For some reason, I always chuckle when I come across one of these.


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deezums 01-14-2016 11:31 PM

I didn't know such a thing existed, wonder what kind of wattage it takes to melt it?

Monk 01-14-2016 11:37 PM

I don't think it's so much that her attractiveness makes her more accomplished, as her accomplishments, mediocre as they may be, make her more attractive.
Let's not over think this (use your penis brain).
Non-ugly + doing something cool = imminently bangable.
Boner math.

Monk 01-14-2016 11:37 PM

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triple88a 01-14-2016 11:51 PM

I dated a chick with mellons like that.. meh. They were everywhere.. I'd rather have a nice fit chick than someone with giant mellons and a gut. Quality>size.

Monk 01-15-2016 12:00 AM

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Who said anything about dating?
Besides, if she does have a gut (which I don't see), that's what the car bomb is for.
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Joe Perez 01-15-2016 12:03 AM

[Seriously hot chick in her 30s]: Is a reasonably competent drummer, posts a bunch of attention-whore videos in which she totally rocks out to a wide assortment of immensely popular 90s-era metal / grunge tunes.

[MiataTurbo crowd]: Meh.

[Braineack]: I prefer 12 year old boys.


You are all a bunch of lonely homosexual deviants. :giggle:

18psi 01-15-2016 12:41 AM


Originally Posted by z31maniac (Post 1299482)
Unfortunately, I'm not a sexist that sees mediocre accomplishments as stellar because the woman is attractive.

/givingashit

I too think the stupid screaming crap sucks and is not music

complexity is impressive when it's non-chaotic crap

18psi 01-15-2016 12:43 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1299500)
[Seriously hot chick in her 30s]: Is a reasonably competent drummer, posts a bunch of attention-whore videos in which she totally rocks out to a wide assortment of immensely popular 90s-era metal / grunge tunes.

[MiataTurbo crowd]: Meh.

[Braineack]: I prefer 12 year old boys.


You are all a bunch of lonely homosexual deviants. :giggle:

I better get my royalty check here soon :giggle:


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