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vehicular 02-11-2012 09:24 AM

http://www.streetfire.net/video/v16-...ve_2373558.htm

FRT_Fun 02-11-2012 09:52 AM

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icantthink4155 02-11-2012 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by vehicular (Post 833751)

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mx5autoxer 02-11-2012 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by vehicular (Post 833751)

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/im...XMCovMy4DLG-aQ

rleete 02-11-2012 04:01 PM

Gotta love the lack of turning radius.

NA6C-Guy 02-11-2012 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by vehicular (Post 833751)

Ambiguously Gay Duo!!!

misfit77 02-11-2012 05:25 PM

As a miata owner I was offended that he called that wiener mobile a miata.

Vashthestampede 02-11-2012 07:53 PM

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elesjuan 02-12-2012 12:03 AM

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Zombie Furby my ass, that's a ------- Magwai right out of the movie "Gremlins"

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cpolly69 02-12-2012 09:54 AM


jeff_man 02-12-2012 11:49 AM


cpolly69 02-12-2012 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 834109)

wow

FRT_Fun 02-12-2012 01:07 PM

what. the. hell.

I feel dirty.

mx5autoxer 02-12-2012 02:29 PM

Yep. Thats enough internet for today.

misfit77 02-12-2012 02:34 PM

someone spent time on that video.....he needs a real job.

Faeflora 02-12-2012 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by 2ndGearRubber (Post 832508)
How can you not love her? The things I would do to her......... :drool:
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328719646


she looks hot. Like a 12 year old boy with hips.



Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 832922)
You MD guys better watch out for misguided UAV's.


I have already seen one of these in the sky around here.



Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 833634)
Let me restore your faith. My lil bro graduated boot camp today @ 19 y/o. He looks really funny with a high and tight, and his military ID was taken on his 1st day of receiving (when you get to Parris Island) and he looks like a serial killer with not having any hair, BCG's, and the look on his face.


Is that supposed to be a good thing?

gearhead_318 02-12-2012 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 834204)
Is that supposed to be a good thing?

Graduating bootcamp? Yeah, that would be a good thing.

viperormiata 02-12-2012 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 834212)
Graduating bootcamp? Yeah, that would be a good thing.

Don't feed the troll.

Faeflora 02-12-2012 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 834212)
Graduating bootcamp? Yeah, that would be a good thing.



Now What.

blaen99 02-12-2012 04:34 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1183859AAstzK4

Damnit Faeflora, stop trolling yahoo.

gearhead_318 02-12-2012 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 834217)
Don't feed the troll.

Your right. I came very close to feeding that troll.

http://www3.obamiconme.pastemagazine...-goosfraba.gif

Hay Miny, is that car running yet?

Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-12-2012 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by blaen99 (Post 834232)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1183859AAstzK4

Damnit Faeflora, stop trolling yahoo.

"most if not all injected engines are computer controlled,,,
carburated are more mechanical and will actually produce more HP if set up properly"

BAHAHAHAHA

soviet 02-12-2012 07:04 PM

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Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-12-2012 07:33 PM

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hustler 02-12-2012 07:45 PM


Originally Posted by soviet (Post 834288)

That looks like a real pleasure to work on. I bet you even get to buy a special tool to change the spark-plugs.

pusha 02-12-2012 07:52 PM

you even have intercoolers in the way of everything

rleete 02-12-2012 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 834305)
That looks like a real pleasure to work on. I bet you even get to buy a special tool to change the spark-plugs.

Ha. I thought the exact same thing!

Joe Perez 02-12-2012 08:28 PM

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Something has been bugging me the whole time I've been on-board:


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This is a Finnish toilet, installed on a German ship which is owned by an American company and is registered in The Bahamas. The first thing which I deposited into it was the remains of an Italian dinner served to me by a Dutch stewardess while flying in a French airplane over international waters.

What precisely constitutes a "foreign object"?

elesjuan 02-12-2012 08:49 PM

That isn't one of those toilets that sprays water on your taint, is it??

samnavy 02-12-2012 09:11 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 834335)
That isn't one of those toilets that sprays water on your taint, is it??

He would be that lucky.

Joe Perez 02-12-2012 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 834335)
That isn't one of those toilets that sprays water on your taint, is it??

That's called a bidet, and no, it does not have one. Just a standard marine vacuum toilet.

(Incidentally, I rather like bidets. If you've never really had the opportunity to use one long-term, you don't know what you're missing. Have you ever felt the need to take a shower simply because you were all icky down there? Don't lie. The bidet completely prevents that from ever happening in the first place.)


And it's official. The German and Meyer Werft flags have been lowered, the Bronze Rodent has been handed over, the Bahamian and Disney flags have been raised, and we are now part of the fleet! There was much pomp.

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We're also finally allowed to discuss the Atlantic crossing, finally. Any New York residents are welcome to watch as the ship sails into New York Harbor and docks at Pier 94 on the Hudson the morning of Feb 28. I've no doubt they will be giving the ship's horn a workout.

The horn is actually about a dozen horns, set up to play various music. The first two ships (Magic and Wonder) both play the first bar of "when you wish upon a star", andthe Dream and Fantasy are able to "answer" with the second bar of the song whenever they meet in port. They are also MUCH louder and deeper, and hold the final note for much longer. In this video, the second horn, which is louder, is actually coming from the other ship (skip to 0:25)



(You can't see me, but I'm standing up on deck 13 forward of the Dream in that one.)


This one is kind of funny, actually. It's Magic and Dream meeting for the first time at Castaway Cay on Dream's maiden voyage. I was up on deck 12 for this one, and I remember it vividly. Magic can only play the one tune, but Dream has about a half-dozen. We embarrassed the hell out of them (though in fairness, they started it.) :D

(Be sure your speakers are turned up at 2:00)



(and 0:40 - 1:20 is hilarious if you're familiar with the rivalry that's grown between these two ships. Oh, hell. Just watch the whole thing.)

Long story short, when the Dream or Fantasy arrive in port, they let people know it. The last note of "Be Our Guest" is bowel-shaking if you happen to be out of deck when they play it.

FRT_Fun 02-12-2012 09:52 PM

Just don't let an Italian drive it.


To soon?

Also:


gearhead_318 02-12-2012 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 834323)
What precisely constitutes a "foreign object"?

A Mexican.

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mx5autoxer 02-12-2012 10:34 PM

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Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-12-2012 11:00 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 834377)

The only drifting I have ever liked

ThatGuy85 02-12-2012 11:34 PM

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soviet 02-12-2012 11:42 PM

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triple88a 02-12-2012 11:54 PM


elesjuan 02-13-2012 01:52 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 834361)
That's called a bidet, and no, it does not have one. Just a standard marine vacuum toilet.

(Incidentally, I rather like bidets. If you've never really had the opportunity to use one long-term, you don't know what you're missing. Have you ever felt the need to take a shower simply because you were all icky down there? Don't lie. The bidet completely prevents that from ever happening in the first place.)

I actually didn't know what those devices were called, could see that being a nice treat sometimes. Unfortunately for me, I'm that lucky 1 in 100 who have uhm, "issues" after eating post Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Terrible, Terrible issues. Ever had to plan your entire day around eating food/visiting a bathroom? :facepalm:


More amusing I've learned a few new things about different cultures and religious beliefs/views/procedures when it comes to using the toilet.. Islamic toilet etiquette says you can't touch or wash your penis with the right hand, and leaving should be done so starting with the right food while saying a prayer: "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."

Not to mock religions or anything, but LOL...

Bryce 02-13-2012 03:04 AM



Damnit. Fixing that^

Bryce 02-13-2012 03:05 AM


FRT_Fun 02-13-2012 08:32 AM

Not impressed. Dumbasses like that get people killed.

TurboTim 02-13-2012 08:37 AM

Yeah I was kinda hoping there would be a piece of driveshaft or muffler on the shoulder and he'd do a header off into the woods and not take anyone else out with him.

Preluding 02-13-2012 09:02 AM

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jeff_man 02-13-2012 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by Bryce (Post 834475)

That's how every one I know and family thinks i drive anything. Now where the hell do you find a highway with shoulders clean enough to pass on?

triple88a 02-13-2012 10:40 AM


Doppelgänger 02-13-2012 11:15 AM

Definitely was NOT expecting that. Nice.

Braineack 02-13-2012 11:19 AM

where the hell did that thing come from?

FRT_Fun 02-13-2012 11:37 AM

lol how does it not seem to be phased by the G-forces that thing must be feeling?

olderguy 02-13-2012 12:06 PM

I'm amazed he held on in a 200+ MPH wind.

Preluding 02-13-2012 12:51 PM

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TurboTim 02-13-2012 12:54 PM

haahhaaahaha

Doppelgänger 02-13-2012 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by olderguy (Post 834577)
I'm amazed he held on in a 200+ MPH wind.

I'm under the impression it's in kph.

viperormiata 02-13-2012 02:28 PM


elesjuan 02-13-2012 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 834620)
I'm under the impression it's in kph.

Or a pizza plate for a rear sprocket..

elesjuan 02-13-2012 02:55 PM



I'm posting this again just because the car is INSANE!!!!!!!!1

ThatGuy85 02-13-2012 03:58 PM

Pretty sweet, but there's not much use in having this much power if you can't control it.. ;)

viperormiata 02-13-2012 04:00 PM


elesjuan 02-13-2012 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by ThatGuy85 (Post 834687)
Pretty sweet, but there's not much use in having this much power if you can't control it.. ;)

He looked in control of it. That's what drag slicks are for. :party:

viperormiata 02-13-2012 04:39 PM

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Image version of the two gifs, but as funny.
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3100x3100 image of "Ultra Deep Space" as talked about in the above gif.
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and then of course, the Pale Blue Dot:
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