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2ndGearRubber 02-08-2012 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 832407)
Emma Watson. Even drunk I still have a crush on her... and my wife knows.

How can you not love her? The things I would do to her......... :drool:
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Gryff 02-08-2012 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 832229)
Check out tw34k's server, its at 'tw34kd.net', it usually has people in it and its usually set on Hard.

Also, my steam ID is 'Disco potato' and his is 'tw34k', so hit us up.

Added both of you guys, I searched for the server and couldnt find it.
look for Cave [MT]

jeff_man 02-08-2012 02:56 PM


Joe Perez 02-08-2012 05:08 PM

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Bremerhaven, Germany as seen from deck 12 midship:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328739153


The dangers of designing needlessly complex plumbing:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328738898

(I believe the designer of this used to work for Porsche.)


The reason I'm here:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328738898



More random photos:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328738898

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You can see part of the water-coaster in this one:

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golftdibrad 02-08-2012 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 832683)
Bremerhaven, Germany as seen from deck 12 midship:




The dangers of designing needlessly complex plumbing:

Should read: 'dangers of using too many pipe supports.'

scottyd 02-08-2012 05:15 PM

What's the lifeboat say?

Vashthestampede 02-08-2012 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by scottyd (Post 832687)
What's the lifeboat say?

Ducky Dip?

Joe Perez 02-08-2012 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by golftdibrad (Post 832684)
Should read: 'dangers of using too many pipe supports.'

Plumbing has been a nightmare on this ship.

A month ago, while still in Papenburg, they accidentally pressurized an open water line inside the ship and flooded 48 cabins, to the tune of around €1m in damage (and considerable delay.)

The picture above is just a small part of a ridiculously complex system of plumbing that no doubt gave some solidworks designer multiple orgasms as he was drawing it, and yet serves the simple purpose of pumping water from the pool system up into the top of the aft funnel in order to supply the AquaDuck. A single, straight section of pipe with one 90 degree bend would have sufficed, but that wouldn't have looked cool enough.




Originally Posted by scottyd (Post 832687)
What's the lifeboat say?

The Ducky Dinghy. When it's finished, there's a life-sized Donald Duck inside rowing it. You can see the cutout where his bottom mates with the assembly just above the life ring.

golftdibrad 02-08-2012 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 832696)
Plumbing has been a nightmare on this ship.

A month ago, while still in Papenburg, they accidentally pressurized an open water line inside the ship and flooded 48 cabins, to the tune of around €1m in damage (and considerable delay.)

The picture above is just a small part of a ridiculously complex system of plumbing that no doubt gave some solidworks designer multiple orgasms as he was drawing it, and yet serves the simple purpose of pumping water from the pool system up into the top of the aft funnel in order to supply the AquaDuck. A single, straight section of pipe with one 90 degree bend would have sufficed, but that wouldn't have looked cool enough.

engineers can be such a pain in the butt. :D

scottyd 02-08-2012 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 832696)
The Ducky Dinghy. When it's finished, there's a life-sized Donald Duck inside rowing it. You can see the cutout where his bottom mates with the assembly just above the life ring.

Disney UK Cruise Ship?

Joe Perez 02-08-2012 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by golftdibrad (Post 832698)
engineers can be such a pain in the butt. :D

:brain:



Originally Posted by scottyd (Post 832699)
Disney UK Cruise Ship?

It's Fantasy, the fourth ship in the Disney Cruise Lines fleet. They're based in the US, however the ship is being constructed in Germany by Meyer Werft. She left the shipyard a few weeks ago and moved to Bremerhaven for final outfitting. On the 16th they depart for the US, arriving in New York on May 1 for the christening, then heading down to Port Canaveral in Florida to begin her normal Caribbean service.

The yard is really an amazing place. Their indoor drydock (which is the second-largest building in the world after Boeing's final-assembly plantin Seattle) houses two ships side-by-side, with a staging area between them, and they crank out about one of these per year.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328743733

pusha 02-08-2012 06:29 PM

Joe, that's really badass.

Kind of random but, given your expertise, have you ever been on an offshore oil platform?

TurboTim 02-08-2012 06:46 PM

Joe, that's a pretty cool gig. Looks like a beautiful ship.


Originally Posted by golftdibrad (Post 832698)
engineers can be such a pain in the butt. :D

I'm sure there is no gap in the solidworks model; must be a mistake by a guy reading the drawing, not the engineer. :magna:

olderguy 02-08-2012 07:00 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 832725)
Joe, that's really badass.

Kind of random but, given your expertise, have you ever been on an offshore oil platform?

Joe invented the offshore drilling platform.

elesjuan 02-08-2012 08:29 PM



What's funny is that's the same guy who wrote this, and I KNOW everyone has heard:


flounder 02-08-2012 08:31 PM

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soviet 02-08-2012 10:09 PM

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FRT_Fun 02-08-2012 10:30 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 832781)
ear death

That would be great for psychological warfare.

curly 02-09-2012 01:13 AM

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Getting ready for my birthday tomorrow:
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blaen99 02-09-2012 01:51 AM


Originally Posted by curly (Post 832895)
Getting ready for my birthday tomorrow:
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328767992

MT.net west coast meetup? :giggle:

Joe Perez 02-09-2012 05:41 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 832725)
Joe, that's really badass.

Kind of random but, given your expertise, have you ever been on an offshore oil platform?

No, they tend not to have broadcasting facilities on offshore oil platforms.

99% of my work is on land, mostly at traditional radio stations. We've done a couple of theaters, and this is my third cruise ship. I did some work on QE2 in '99, we outfitted the Disney Dream in late '10, and now the Fantasy.

I just learned that DCL apparently has a contract option for two more Dream-class ships with Meyer Werft, however while I have made joking references to the senior staff about how "we'll get it right with the third ship" (eg: inferring that we'll never get it right), I've heard no mention of immediate plans to exercise that option. I certainly hope that they do- these are by far the most fun jobs, even if it means being stuck at iced-in ports on the North Sea in winter.




Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 832732)
Joe, that's a pretty cool gig. Looks like a beautiful ship.

I'm sure there is no gap in the solidworks model; must be a mistake by a guy reading the drawing, not the engineer. :magna:

I have no idea how the gap actually came to be. I know that all of the sheet-metal is robotically laser-cut on CNC beds, but I'm not certain about the plumbing.




Originally Posted by olderguy (Post 832738)
Joe invented the offshore drilling platform.

Yeah, but I gave away the design for the betterment of all mankind.

lassi 02-09-2012 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by pusha (Post 832725)
Joe, that's really badass.

Kind of random but, given your expertise, have you ever been on an offshore oil platform?

I spend about half my time offshore around the world and half in an office...
To bad it`s not really allowed to take pictures during operation, but I have some nice pictures from a crew change last February at Mauritius.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1328789199
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1328789870
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(Like a baus... etc..etc...)

elesjuan 02-09-2012 08:04 AM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 832852)
That would be great for psychological warfare.

That's my specialty. ;)

TurboTim 02-09-2012 08:22 AM

You MD guys better watch out for misguided UAV's.


Braineack 02-09-2012 08:57 AM


jeff_man 02-09-2012 11:06 AM


hustler 02-09-2012 11:27 AM

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My two V-Day cars to my GF, lol:
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We don't celebrate any holiday, but these are too funny to not send, lol.

sixshooter 02-09-2012 11:36 AM

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A local forum guy is trying to sculpt a ducktail trunk spoiler from expanding foam and body filler.

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Braineack 02-09-2012 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 832987)
A local forum guy is trying to sculpt a ducktail trunk spoiler from expanding foam and body filler.


It works well if you know what you're doing.

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hustler 02-09-2012 12:13 PM

That console is pretty cray.

shuiend 02-09-2012 01:24 PM


Tekel 02-09-2012 01:50 PM



And if anyone is interested this sweet machine is for sale here http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Troph...#ht_500wt_1147

Braineack 02-09-2012 01:57 PM

Battle of the ebay shopping list.

hustler 02-09-2012 02:30 PM

It's half way through the deay, I slept 4 hours last night, my arms hurt from deadlifts, and I miss my kitty. I think I'm skipping the gym to lay on the sofa with my daughter.

themoreyouknow.jpg

Braineack 02-09-2012 03:00 PM

you're supposed to lift with your legs...

vehicular 02-09-2012 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 833028)
Hilarity

Like.

matthewdesigns 02-09-2012 07:57 PM

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flounder 02-09-2012 08:51 PM

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gearhead_318 02-09-2012 09:39 PM

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hustler 02-09-2012 11:26 PM

Watch this series on $$$ engine building.

Enginerd 02-09-2012 11:33 PM

Needs a different soundtrack, otherwise cool video.

Braineack 02-10-2012 09:51 AM




skip to 7:00 for impatient.

mgeoffriau 02-10-2012 10:51 AM

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bbundy 02-10-2012 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 833352)



skip to 7:00 for impatient.

What a douchebag failure of a parent!

Bob

ThatGuy85 02-10-2012 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by bbundy (Post 833394)
What a douchebag failure of a parent!

Bob

I can sense a 2 page pissing contest over this coming up, so I will politely disagree with you sir.

hustler 02-10-2012 12:07 PM


Handling DUI checkpoints like a bauce!!!

Tekel 02-10-2012 12:07 PM

Although he seemed to be doing it out of anger and wasn't very well spoken. I applaud him for attempting to be a parent and control his children. As he stated, previous punishments seemed not to of worked so he is trying a new approach.

Sam TII 02-10-2012 01:06 PM

If you aren't thoroughly entertained skip to 5:50 and watch the last 30 seconds.

http://www.odysseybmx.com/dailyword/...ix-the-sequel/

Can't embed for copyright stuff, it fails.

bbundy 02-10-2012 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by ThatGuy85 (Post 833410)
I can sense a 2 page pissing contest over this coming up, so I will politely disagree with you sir.

I only can think of what my response would be if my dad did something like this. It certainly would raise my level of rebellion. No freekin way this action would it raise my respect for him.

Bob

GeneSplicer 02-10-2012 02:30 PM

I bet she does what he did - leave home as a teen... like father like daughter?

Braineack 02-10-2012 02:31 PM

dont have a grandson with a dog collar.


bbundy 02-10-2012 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 833482)
dont have a grandson with a dog collar.

I’d say the dude who starts off a video of himself smoking a cigarette and later shooting a lap top in his effort to escalate the level of childish disrespect from his daughter is likely to have a grandson with a dog collar.

There is a solution to his problem of having to buy stuff for his kid but it’s too late now to use birth control and it’s probably against his religion anyway. His problem is stupid people are breeding.

Bob

Braineack 02-10-2012 05:17 PM

I mean, I'd punish the ---- out of my kids. I think it's funny as hell. RESPECT Y'OUNG

Enginerd 02-10-2012 05:40 PM

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This bugs me to no end. Hit the damn spell check.

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FRT_Fun 02-10-2012 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by cymx5 (Post 833588)
This bugs me to no end. Hit the damn spell check.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1328913619

Do you even have to do that anymore? It does it automatically.

samnavy 02-10-2012 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekel (Post 833413)
Although he seemed to be doing it out of anger and wasn't very well spoken. I applaud him for attempting to be a parent and control his children. As he stated, previous punishments seemed not to of worked so he is trying a new approach.

My daughters are 4yrs and 2yrs, so I'm not speaking from experience of actually having a teenage daughter... yet.

However, I can tell you exactly what the problem there is. It's not the lack of respect that the kids has for her parents... it's the lack of respect she has for herself. Kids who do that to that extent are insecure and have serious self-esteem issues.

How about this... did you ever meet a 15yr-old black-belt? Let me tell you how little interest they have in Facebook tantrums. I have 2 buddies, not in the military, who's daughters have been taking martial arts since they were 5, but it's not their primary extra-cirricular (one is on the debate team). They go a few times a week for fun and practice, don't enter tournaments, and understand how their discipline is a life-skill, and not that it needs to be something that defines them (like so many other kids who only "do" one thing outside of school). They are the most impressive youngsters I've ever met. They look you in the eye, speak with confidence, and wear dresses. One of my buddies actually had to force her daughter to start carrying a cel-phone on her in case of emergencies because she thinks all that texting crap is lame. They are so awesome that it almost restores your faith in their generation... almost.

So I'm a ways away from being the Dad at the kitchen table cleaning guns when her date shows up to take her to the dance... but ---- like this video weighs on my mind. They are currently into standard pink girl crap, but the 4yr old is starting dance and soccer, and the 2yr old summersaults like a damn slinky.

My goal is that when when a new boyfriend shows up to date one of my kids, my talk to him is not about what I'll do to him if he gets out of line, it's what she'll do to him. But the real goal is that I'll never even need to have that talk. He'll never make that mistake. He'll respect her because she respects herself. I know I'm way ahead of myself, but I hope I'm not kidding myself.

I guess I'm lucky that both of my girls are going to be 6ft, blonde haired, blue-eyed Amazons. My 4yr old already has my ass, so she'll be especially popular with the brothers... and my 2yr old is on track for a career in beach volleyball.

Here's my oldest. Remember, I'm almost 6'5"... and I say she's 4, but she'll really be 4 in July. Something tells me I'm not going to have too many boyfriend troubles with them. Fine, fine... enough about how awesome my life is.

gearhead_318 02-10-2012 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 833630)
They are so awesome that it almost restores your faith in their generation... almost.

Let me restore your faith. My lil bro graduated boot camp today @ 19 y/o. He looks really funny with a high and tight, and his military ID was taken on his 1st day of receiving (when you get to Parris Island) and he looks like a serial killer with not having any hair, BCG's, and the look on his face.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328922768

FRT_Fun 02-10-2012 10:20 PM

I don't get it.

elesjuan 02-10-2012 11:19 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 833689)
I don't get it.

Yeah, that really restored my faith. :jerkit:

y8s 02-10-2012 11:33 PM

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