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I would sell my left testicle for a sunbeam tiger:
http://image.hotrod.com/f/27894595/h..._side_view.jpg http://image.hotrod.com/f/26696729/h...r+top_view.jpg http://image.hotrod.com/f/27894598/h...r+interior.jpg http://image.hotrod.com/f/26696726/h...front_view.jpg |
Originally Posted by elesjuan
(Post 748332)
I would sell my left testicle for a sunbeam tiger:
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Originally Posted by elesjuan
(Post 748332)
I would sell my left testicle for a sunbeam tiger:
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Wish I could find more pictures of this:
http://www.5252motorsports.com/gallery/super7.jpg |
Originally Posted by elesjuan
(Post 748265)
http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/q...6809/223-1.jpg
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...s/e6b40a0b.jpg |
What is the fair market value of a testicle, anyway?
I mean, they're not traded on any of the major commodities exchanges, I can't even find any sort of Edmunds or Hemmings-style valuation manuals for them. If I had a Sunbeam Tiger, I expect I would want more than just one of your grapes in exchange for it. |
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 748347)
What is the fair market value of a testicle, anyway?
I mean, they're not traded on any of the major commodities exchanges, I can't even find any sort of Edmunds or Hemmings-style valuation manuals for them. If I had a Sunbeam Tiger, I expect I would want more than just one of your grapes in exchange for it. Attachment 187465 |
I asked "what", not "why."
Are you high? I mean literally- have you ingested cocaine or any other opiates within the past hour? |
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Originally Posted by pusha
(Post 748343)
OooOOoOOOOOoooOOoooooooOOOoOo, I'm telling.
I like this one, though: Attachment 187463 Attachment 187464 http://www1.pirate4x4.com/forum/atta...1&d=1235949732 |
Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 748378)
Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 748378)
Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.
On the topic of loss of things down there. http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2011-07/63182984.jpg KTLA News 9:21 a.m. PDT, July 12, 2011 GARDEN GROVE, Calif. (KTLA) -- A woman is under arrest after police say she drugged her husband, cut off his penis and threw it into the garbage disposal. Garden Grove police were sent to the home in the 14000 block of Flower Street around 9 p.m. Monday night after a woman called 911 for a medical emergency, according to Lt. Jeff Nightengale. When officers arrived, they found a man bleeding from the crotch area. The woman, identified as Catherine Becker, 48, the victim's wife, had put an unknown type of poison and/or drug into her husband's food to make him sleepy, according to Nightengale. She then tied him to the bed. When he woke up, she cut off his penis with a knife, investigators said. She then tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on. The victim was transported to UCI Medical Center in Irvine where he underwent emergency surgery and is listed in serious condition. Investigators say the couple was married, but going through a divorce. The initial investigation determined that Becker made dinner for her husband. He told detectives that he thought there was something wrong with his food. He went to lie down and woke up tied to his bed. His wife then grabbed the victim's penis and cut it off. She called 911 and told responding officers that he "deserved it." A search warrant was served at the home and detectives found a knife and a rope. Becker is under arrest, charged with aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse. She is currently being held at the Orange County jail. http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...,2758761.story |
Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. Fuckin' A...
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 748378)
Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.
Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
(Post 748384)
I wouldn't recommend screwing a dildo to a gun as a method of sound suppression. Try a potato if you have to use something that you might have just sitting around.
Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
(Post 748389)
Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. Fuckin' A...
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
(Post 748389)
Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. Fuckin' A...
"She then tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on." I'll be honest- I'm not certain I'd want that dick back. Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part. |
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 748397)
Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part.
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I would suspend her on top of a 30 foot pole via insertion and let gravity do its thing.
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Originally Posted by Tw34k
(Post 748399)
I would suspend her on top of a 30 foot pole via insertion and let gravity do its thing.
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I think he commonly used the backdoor
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Originally Posted by Tw34k
(Post 748402)
I think he commonly used the backdoor
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