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elesjuan 07-12-2011 05:43 PM

I would sell my left testicle for a sunbeam tiger:

http://image.hotrod.com/f/27894595/h..._side_view.jpg
http://image.hotrod.com/f/26696729/h...r+top_view.jpg
http://image.hotrod.com/f/27894598/h...r+interior.jpg
http://image.hotrod.com/f/26696726/h...front_view.jpg

fooger03 07-12-2011 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 748332)
I would sell my left testicle for a sunbeam tiger:

I wouldn't...I'm rather quite attached to my testicles...

....Now if we're talking kidneys....

icantthink4155 07-12-2011 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 748332)
I would sell my left testicle for a sunbeam tiger:

Ditto. Although that shifter looks a bit odd.

elesjuan 07-12-2011 05:53 PM

Wish I could find more pictures of this:
http://www.5252motorsports.com/gallery/super7.jpg

pusha 07-12-2011 06:06 PM

OooOOoOOOOOoooOOoooooooOOOoOo, I'm telling.

Joe Perez 07-12-2011 06:14 PM

What is the fair market value of a testicle, anyway?

I mean, they're not traded on any of the major commodities exchanges, I can't even find any sort of Edmunds or Hemmings-style valuation manuals for them.

If I had a Sunbeam Tiger, I expect I would want more than just one of your grapes in exchange for it.

buffon01 07-12-2011 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748347)
What is the fair market value of a testicle, anyway?

I mean, they're not traded on any of the major commodities exchanges, I can't even find any sort of Edmunds or Hemmings-style valuation manuals for them.

If I had a Sunbeam Tiger, I expect I would want more than just one of your grapes in exchange for it.

Why? because...

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Joe Perez 07-12-2011 06:59 PM

I asked "what", not "why."

Are you high? I mean literally- have you ingested cocaine or any other opiates within the past hour?

elesjuan 07-12-2011 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pusha (Post 748343)
OooOOoOOOOOoooOOoooooooOOOoOo, I'm telling.

Not my design or machine work. My application is still in the mail. ;) :giggle:

I like this one, though:
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http://www1.pirate4x4.com/forum/atta...1&d=1235949732

Joe Perez 07-12-2011 07:01 PM

Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.

gearhead_318 07-12-2011 07:14 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748378)
Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.

I wouldn't recommend screwing a dildo to a gun as a method of sound suppression. Try a potato if you have to use something that you might have just sitting around.

x808drifter 07-12-2011 07:15 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748378)
Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.

Chambered for her pleasure?


On the topic of loss of things down there.
http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2011-07/63182984.jpg

KTLA News

9:21 a.m. PDT, July 12, 2011
GARDEN GROVE, Calif. (KTLA) -- A woman is under arrest after police say she drugged her husband, cut off his penis and threw it into the garbage disposal.

Garden Grove police were sent to the home in the 14000 block of Flower Street around 9 p.m. Monday night after a woman called 911 for a medical emergency, according to Lt. Jeff Nightengale. When officers arrived, they found a man bleeding from the crotch area.

The woman, identified as Catherine Becker, 48, the victim's wife, had put an unknown type of poison and/or drug into her husband's food to make him sleepy, according to Nightengale. She then tied him to the bed. When he woke up, she cut off his penis with a knife, investigators said. She then tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

The victim was transported to UCI Medical Center in Irvine where he underwent emergency surgery and is listed in serious condition.

Investigators say the couple was married, but going through a divorce. The initial investigation determined that Becker made dinner for her husband. He told detectives that he thought there was something wrong with his food. He went to lie down and woke up tied to his bed. His wife then grabbed the victim's penis and cut it off. She called 911 and told responding officers that he "deserved it."

A search warrant was served at the home and detectives found a knife and a rope.

Becker is under arrest, charged with aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse. She is currently being held at the Orange County jail.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...,2758761.story

gearhead_318 07-12-2011 07:21 PM

Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. Fuckin' A...

elesjuan 07-12-2011 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748378)
Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 748384)
I wouldn't recommend screwing a dildo to a gun as a method of sound suppression. Try a potato if you have to use something that you might have just sitting around.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 748389)
Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. Fuckin' A...

Reattach it? Fuck IF they can even find it.. That guys fucked.

Joe Perez 07-12-2011 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 748389)
Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. Fuckin' A...

"She then tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on."
I'll be honest- I'm not certain I'd want that dick back.

Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part.

mgeoffriau 07-12-2011 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748397)
Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part.

I don't think he's going to be getting back any hard parts.

Tw34k 07-12-2011 07:33 PM

I would suspend her on top of a 30 foot pole via insertion and let gravity do its thing.

elesjuan 07-12-2011 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by Tw34k (Post 748399)
I would suspend her on top of a 30 foot pole via insertion and let gravity do its thing.

http://ofwnow.com/wp-content/uploads/vlad.jpg

Tw34k 07-12-2011 07:37 PM

I think he commonly used the backdoor

elesjuan 07-12-2011 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by Tw34k (Post 748402)
I think he commonly used the backdoor

Thats what she said?


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