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golftdibrad 01-30-2012 11:36 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 828574)
You misunderstood. Brain and Hustler HATE "because racecar" and make a huge deal over it. Several people including myself have been temp banned over it in the past. I was making fun of them, among others.

Ah, gotcha. :rofl:

gearhead_318 01-30-2012 11:37 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 828582)
Elesjuan has a (fully developed) 13th chromosome.


To is a versatile preposition. A few of its many definitions are (1) toward, (2) reaching as far as, and (3) until.1 Too is an adverb meaning (1) additionally, (2) excessively, (3) very, or (4) extremely.2 Whenever you’re in doubt about whether to use to or too, see if any of those synonyms of too (i.e., additionally, extremely, etc.) would work in its place. If none fits, then to is probably the word you’re looking for.
According to the above, I used the correct "too" as I could have said something like "I fixed it, just for you, and FRT_Fun b/c he gets butthurt over stuff like as well."
No?

elesjuan 01-30-2012 11:51 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 828587)
According to the above, I used the correct "too" as I could have said something like "I fixed it, just for you, and FRT_Fun b/c he gets butthurt over stuff like as well."
No?

My comment was in reference to your incorrect usage of "your" in place of "you're." That was all.

Sorry, the 13th chromosome was removed with my gallbladder in 2005.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._pancrease.svg

FRT_Fun 01-31-2012 07:00 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 828587)
FRT_Fun b/c he gets butthurt over stuff like as well.

When someone makes the mistake once or twice a month no big deal. But you seriously had 4 or 5 consecutive posts using it wrong. Some posts even had multiple words (your/their/too) that were used wrong. And if I remember correctly it was in a thread you were trying to argue something. If you make an argument with incorrect grammar it really nulls anything you say.

y8s 01-31-2012 10:07 AM

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TurboTim 01-31-2012 10:12 AM

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Google imaged drummer boy brain, didn't look at the site it came from. Oh boy.

http://www.anthonysiciliano.com/Toys.htm

Braineack 01-31-2012 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 828519)


True story. Bad grammar.

Braineack 01-31-2012 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by y8s (Post 828714)


now in Emo:

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vehicular 01-31-2012 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 828508)
If you say so.
Hes probably sick of dealing with pissants. I can only imagine the ---- he has to deal with running a company like that.

A good friend of mine has had his bottom end, transmission, and turbo setup all built by Buscher racing and has nothing but good things to say.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. One of the DSM boards I'm a regular on has a 600+ post thread about all the silly/ stupid/ embarrassing/ uncool/ criminal stuff he's done to people over the years.

One of my favorites is the time where he insisted that his main horse power secret was 'polishing' used bearings with a dirty rag and WD40 and putting them back in a motor.

Or the time he pitched an internet hissy fit because somebody (showing a horrible lack of sportsmanship!) protested his violently illegal car at a NOPI drag race event in ~06, and he was stripped of a trophy. I mean, he's David Bushur! He should be allowed to run a blatantly illegal car and take trophies away from the guys who run the series for the whole season for points and championships!

Or the half dozen 'sponsorships' he's reneged on after the sponsoree poured several thousand dollars (one guy more than $20k) though his shop, and got nothing in return.

Or the many thousands of dollars in junk parts he's sold over the years, and refuses to stand behind.

Buschur treats his customers like they owe him something for the opportunity to do business with him, and like they're too stupid to do anything that they pay him for on their own. He surrounds himself with sycophants, and actually believes the ---- they tell him. He is absolutely infuriated by anyone questioning or asking for clarification on his intentionally vague descriptions and explanations.

In short, he sucks like few other things have sucked before. I'm glad your buddy has had good experiences with him, though.

bbundy 01-31-2012 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 828458)
No, I'm not speaking to the issue of counterfeiting at all.

I'm saying that the Esperante and the Chevette are examples of two products of highly different quality and performance which were both made in the same country.

Likewise, some products made in China are of high quality and yield good performance, while other products made in China are of low quality and perform badly. As a broad generalization, many people seem to think that all products made in China are of poor quality, and I am merely stating that this is not universally true.

Whether said products are copies of something else is immaterial with regard to how well they perform in a given application.

Remember in Back to the Future when Doc said "No wonder this part failed- it says Made in Japan!" At one time, the Japanese had a reputation for building derivative junk. But they evolved out of that, and by the 1980s had established a reputation for building dependable, high-quality products.

China is in the same position today that Japan was in the 1960s. In 20 or 30 years' time, Made in China will universally denote a product of superior quality, and we'll all be complaining about the crappy knockoff products coming out of some other country.

Japan always built and designed their own stuff for the most part. China is making boatloads of Cheesball copies of quality products steeling as much R&D, product design, and engineering as possible right down to the Decals that indicate the products are something that they are not. Then through the powers of slave labor and a manipulated monetary system sell those products at ridiculously low prices.

When I can go to Harbor freight and buy a heavy steel manufactured product that was manufactured and then shipped from china turn around and take it directly to a scrap metal recycling yard sell it and make money off it there is a pretty good indication there is something going on besides free market.

This is nothing like what happened with Japan in the 60’s through the 80’s.

Bob

mx5autoxer 01-31-2012 11:47 AM

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mx5autoxer 01-31-2012 11:49 AM

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TurboTim 01-31-2012 03:12 PM

Bad arse:

sixshooter 01-31-2012 04:51 PM

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Mazda Familia Coupe 1965-67
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328047447

Mazda R360 1960-69:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7024/6...7a2515b6_b.jpg

Mazda Familia Sedan 1964-67:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7026/6...c083d8e8_o.jpg

Joe Perez 01-31-2012 04:57 PM

1HP / CI with a turbocharger and fuel injection.

How is it even physically possible to achieve such a low specific output?


I'm having a hard time accepting the 30 MPG claim on that Toyota. Was it customary for that measurement to be taken while in free-fall from low earth orbit in 1958?

Full_Tilt_Boogie 01-31-2012 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 828942)
1HP / CI with a turbocharger and fuel injection.

How is it even physically possible to achieve such a low specific output?

Crap turbo, crap heads, crap cam, crap gas, crap fuel injection.

I wonder if it has a waste-gate or if its just relying on restriction to control boost
D:

The corvair had the same disappointing output:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rbo_engine.jpg

Braineack 01-31-2012 05:05 PM

my dad used to autox his corvair trubo. he prefers the miata truboz

Braineack 01-31-2012 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 828740)

too much? this better?

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gearhead_318 01-31-2012 05:12 PM

And it's taken them (US manufactures) until now to start using turbos again on a large scale.*

*Other then K cars and performance oriented vehicles I mean.


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 828949)

Back then would you have dared to dream that someday you'd be an a moderator, nay, administrator of an internet website dedicated to turbocharging girlie japanese cars and M4M craigslist stories?

I would make a comment about the highlights, but I wore baggy shorts that went down way past my knees when I was that age. I must have looked like a pasty cholo.

Braineack 01-31-2012 05:21 PM

of course i did. gotta dream big.

Joe Perez 01-31-2012 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 828943)
(Corvair intake manifold)

Huh.

I honestly never realized that the Corvair used a cast-in-place log style intake manifold built into the head itself:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328048530

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328048530

Uneven fuel distribution, anyone?

Even the VW Beetle had a better manifold design than that. Note the smooth transitions and equal-length runners:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328048530



Seeing things like that makes me wonder how America hasn't been invaded and conquered by Burkina Faso yet.

sixshooter 01-31-2012 05:25 PM

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Vertical mechanical rotisserie parking garage boggles the mind:

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sixshooter 01-31-2012 05:33 PM

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For Mr. Perez:
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(1976)

TrickerZ 01-31-2012 05:39 PM

I wish gas was still 66 cents...

sixshooter 01-31-2012 05:41 PM

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When exactly were sway bars invented?

Pike's Peak Hill Climb ~1959-60?

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jeff_man 01-31-2012 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by TrickerZ (Post 828976)
I wish gas was still 66 cents...

i would take 93+ being only 0.03 more then regular.

icantthink4155 01-31-2012 06:20 PM


Enginerd 01-31-2012 07:39 PM

Love this song.

Go to 2:30 if you want to skip the slow intro.



If you don't know Eisley, you may want to learn them too. Incredible voice.

2ndGearRubber 01-31-2012 09:07 PM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 828993)

That's fuxking depressing.

gearhead_318 01-31-2012 09:25 PM

Yeah, it is. I don't want to turn this in to a political argument but I think we as a society should take care of those people, there is no legitimate reason not to.

Tw34k 01-31-2012 09:31 PM

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Yes it's to scale.

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05pearl 01-31-2012 10:05 PM

^ and he doesn't know what his mother-in-law uses it for, LOL.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-01-2012 12:24 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 828960)
Huh.

I honestly never realized that the Corvair used a cast-in-place log style intake manifold built into the head itself:

Even the VW Beetle had a better manifold design than that. Note the smooth transitions and equal-length runners:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328048530

Yep, pretty fail design.
Although that is a much more recent Beetle motor, the early ones had similar (crappy) heads.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqZ,!mI...g17e!~~_12.JPG

You should feel sorry for me. I used to have to try to improve those heads in order to make my pile of a race car faster :facepalm:
Later when I got out of it, I found out that everybody was cheating by opening up the intake manifold tube. They did so by forcing a series of ball bearings through them with hydraulic pressure.
So all my head work was in vain because I was using the stock manifold like a good little racer.

Joe Perez 02-01-2012 12:40 AM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 829123)
Although that is a much more recent Beetle motor, the early ones had similar (crappy) heads.

Yeah, but even in the pre-1971 single port head design, the path was relatively smooth and fundamentally equal between the two cylinders- I liken it to a modern cylinder head, where there is a single inlet port and a single injector servicing two inlet valves per cylinder.

The design of the intake manifold on that Corvair is just plain offensive. Several hard 90 degree bends, and the path is extremely unequal comparing the three cylinders in each bank to one another.


Later when I got out of it, I found out that everybody was cheating by opening up the intake manifold tube. They did so by forcing a series of ball bearings through them with hydraulic pressure.
Huh. The progenitor of today's Extrude Hone process?

bayside blue 02-01-2012 08:36 AM


jeff_man 02-01-2012 09:01 AM

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viperormiata 02-01-2012 09:06 AM


Originally Posted by everyone (Post 829128)
Beetle engines

I love beetle engines, even though I have no idea how they work or how they turbo them or anything about them at all :giggle:

One day, I will build myself a black beetle with a massive turbo :)


Braineack 02-01-2012 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 829188)

the audi booth destroied the bmw booth at the washington car show.

FRT_Fun 02-01-2012 09:51 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 829193)
the audi booth destroied the bmw booth at the washington car show.

BMW was really lacking this year.

scottyd 02-01-2012 10:06 AM

All BMW needs to say is "Our cars run longer than 1yr"

Braineack 02-01-2012 10:09 AM

Honestly, the Audi booth impressed me.

My dad has owned 4 bimmers, all have gone to the shop more than our GMs ever did.

scottyd 02-01-2012 10:35 AM

Don't get me wrong. I think Audi has a nice lineup of cars. But they're having to replace motors and transmissions left and right. Under warranty!

Joe Perez 02-01-2012 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 829192)
I love beetle engines, even though I have no idea how they work or how they turbo them or anything about them at all :giggle:

I owned two of 'em, and it still amazes me that they manage to operate.

The first one I owned had a motor that was very sloppily assembled. When I tore it down after years of operation, I found that the rods didn't even match (one of them was clearly a different casting from the rest.) That engine leaked a lot, but ran fine.

The other spun a #3 rod bearing while I was driving it home from having purchased it. Bought a new 1776cc engine from Fisher Buggies and it was golden.

CB Performance does a lot of interesting things with these engines, including turn-key EFI turbo systems. Their old engine management system was horribly primitive, but the new one looks pretty decent- wideband and all.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328118417

TurboTim 02-01-2012 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 829312)

Why the "T" shaped charge pipe? Trying to keep a little retro theme? WHY?!

y8s 02-01-2012 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 829313)
Why the "T" shaped charge pipe? Trying to keep a little retro theme? WHY?!

I know right.

You could much more easily put two turbos on.

Joe Perez 02-01-2012 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 829313)
Why the "T" shaped charge pipe? Trying to keep a little retro theme? WHY?!

My guess would be packaging constraints.

That system is designed to fit into a stock Beetle, so the charge pipe has to clear the hood while also clearing the crossbar linkage to the throttle bodies.

The pressure ducts in their mid-engine / dune buggy kits are much smoother:

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Enginerd 02-01-2012 10:23 PM

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y8s 02-01-2012 10:39 PM

I see your man hard and I raise you one 'gina lick. so glad I had my wife along to take this photo.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-y...0/IMAG0026.jpg

read the text under the name!!

Enginerd 02-01-2012 10:43 PM

bwahaha! touché!

vehicular 02-02-2012 12:37 AM

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pusha 02-02-2012 12:45 AM

can someone please print that in the US?

gearhead_318 02-02-2012 12:50 AM

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My Polypro Webbing should arrive on the 'morrow!
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hustler 02-02-2012 02:15 AM

I added data:


After watching the 2nd place vid on fresh R6s, and considering my tires are old as hell, I don't feel so bad anymore.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-02-2012 02:25 AM


Originally Posted by vehicular (Post 829662)

TOUGE!?!?

Clubroadster shirt is clubroadster.

gearhead_318 02-02-2012 02:41 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 829689)
I added data:

After watching the 2nd place vid on fresh R6s, and considering my tires are old as hell, I don't feel so bad anymore.

Video no worky, doesn't work if use the entire url either.

Braineack 02-02-2012 07:59 AM

do you guys remember a blue miata with weird as read fenders that pretty much covered half the wheels? I think it was posted for sale, along with some stupid youtube video to show a walk around of the car????

i just saw it yesterday and I'm trying to find the thread.

sixshooter 02-02-2012 08:53 AM

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Yeah, VW's never had right angles in their intake tracts because that would have been inefficient, lol.

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golftdibrad 02-02-2012 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 829123)
Yep, pretty fail design.
Although that is a much more recent Beetle motor, the early ones had similar (crappy) heads.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1328195868

You should feel sorry for me. I used to have to try to improve those heads in order to make my pile of a race car faster :facepalm:
Later when I got out of it, I found out that everybody was cheating by opening up the intake manifold tube. They did so by forcing a series of ball bearings through them with hydraulic pressure.
So all my head work was in vain because I was using the stock manifold like a good little racer.

I am having much hate for my vw engine right now


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 829192)
I love beetle engines, even though I have no idea how they work or how they turbo them or anything about them at all :giggle:

One day, I will build myself a black beetle with a massive turbo :)

DONT DO IT!!!!! :facepalm:


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