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sixshooter 12-27-2011 10:41 AM

I found this mostly track video from NASA SE with some stills of various vette crap thrown in. Unfortunately has music. The slow motion wreck of the silver vette is totally worth it. That is a lucky SOB that it didn't end up upside down.


sixshooter 12-27-2011 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 811086)
I only spun mine once, and that was when I was really coming into a turn with way too much speed.

Did it look like this?


olderguy 12-27-2011 11:02 AM

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...S0GdOQhNUX3iPi

fooger03 12-27-2011 11:09 AM

2 infinity is greater than 1 infinity

viperormiata 12-27-2011 11:21 AM

50 state CARB legal and will pass SMOG


scottyd 12-27-2011 11:23 AM

How about alpha not?

Infinity to the infinity power

Braineack 12-27-2011 11:46 AM

to infinity and beyond.

mx5autoxer 12-27-2011 12:34 PM

When you see it...

http://alt-a.bitg.net/nightmobile/ca...800/115856.jpg

rleete 12-27-2011 12:48 PM

See what? It's a Porch-a. With one mirror.

jeff_man 12-27-2011 12:53 PM

porsche logos on the tires do not impress me.

Braineack 12-27-2011 12:54 PM

I like the michelin man on my tires.

mx5autoxer 12-27-2011 01:01 PM

Well I thought the logo on the tires was coo'. Fine! Screw you guys. I'm goin' home.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...hICiIeei7UL_UA

jeff_man 12-27-2011 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 811286)
Well I thought the logo on the tires was coo'. Fine! Screw you guys. I'm goin' home.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...hICiIeei7UL_UA

http://www.bestdesignever.com/osv/ban-him.jpg

yellowihss 12-27-2011 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 811068)
Good luck freezing time.

New Sig!

matthewdesigns 12-27-2011 02:57 PM

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If I could freeze time I'd be getting laid a lot more than I am now.

Edit: Pic

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1325016009

shuiend 12-27-2011 03:00 PM

http://funnyatheism.com/wp-content/u...0/09/ecVB3.png

icantthink4155 12-27-2011 03:00 PM

http://macromeme.com/cat/time-travel-troll.jpg

misfit77 12-27-2011 04:40 PM

[QUOTE=viperormiata;811227]50 state CARB legal and will pass SMOG

I am never impressed by a one tire burn out.

sixshooter 12-27-2011 04:58 PM

Wait for it...


jeff_man 12-27-2011 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 811392)
Wait for it...


No fucking you, skip to 2:08....

Sentic 12-27-2011 05:19 PM

How did he manage that, he wasn't really going maximum attack. Werd.

Braineack 12-27-2011 05:23 PM

looks like he lost the brakes/steering or something.

jeff_man 12-27-2011 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 811407)
looks like he lost the brakes/steering or something.

Looks like he's in a ford :giggle:


O snaps, that ecr... That track in crap in the braking zones and if your off sideways your fucked, it's like they designed the track to have ruts running across the track. I never run 10/10 out there as it's a track i don't want to drop a wheel at. There is only 1 turn with run off that will not brake your wallet.

vehicular 12-27-2011 06:55 PM

ban

Bond 12-27-2011 07:00 PM

anyone know how to save a video off facebook?

aidz:

<object width="400" height="244" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/337422866283768" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/337422866283768" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="244"></embed></object>

gearhead_318 12-27-2011 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by vehicular (Post 811444)
ban

+1

misfit77 12-27-2011 08:29 PM

is that TJ Hicks ?

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV...485_SY321_.jpg

elesjuan 12-27-2011 09:20 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 811392)
Wait for it...


I'm thinking "Wait for what??" Only took the dude 50 seconds into the video to finally reach > 50% throttle. Can't believe he fucking rolled it.. Fails at life.

elesjuan 12-27-2011 09:23 PM

This guy sucks at track driving..


sixshooter 12-27-2011 10:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 811402)
No fucking you, skip to 2:08....

Yeah, you're right. I just soaked in the fact that he didn't own a clue in everything he did up until that point.

Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 811496)
I'm thinking "Wait for what??" Only took the dude 50 seconds into the video to finally reach > 50% throttle. Can't believe he fucking rolled it.. Fails at life.

Yes, he downshifted too abruptly in a braking zone instead of being gentle with the clutch release or better, heel toeing. I just couldn't believe he flipped because of it. Total bonehead deal.

NA6C-Guy 12-28-2011 01:08 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 811392)
Wait for it...

Why would he keep the brakes locked up instead of easing off and keeping the car rolling straight? Didn't see any immediate obstacles to avoid hitting. Straight is better than sideways any day of the week.

viperormiata 12-28-2011 05:16 AM

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...s-sub-zero.gif

sixshooter 12-28-2011 07:24 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 811612)
Why would he keep the brakes locked up instead of easing off and keeping the car rolling straight? Didn't see any immediate obstacles to avoid hitting. Straight is better than sideways any day of the week.

It wasn't the brakes that did it. He downshifted and abruptly let out the clutch and the rear tires lost traction. He didn't have the sense to push the clutch back in and save his own ass (and car).

It is just like doing an e-brake lock up. But in a rear/mid engined car with all the weight of a big block behind you it would be the worst e-brake lock up you could imagine when it comes to being able to control it. The ass end would want to swap ends with the front end in a big way.

Again, heel & toe downshifting or being more gentle with the clutch re-engagement or both would have helped. And pushing the clutch back in at the first indication it was breaking loose might have completely saved his ass. But you could tell from everything else he did up until that point that he was not a driver, didn't know the course, the car, or car control at all.

I am always amazed when people buy powerful, fast cars with big rubber to learn in. By the time they get one out of shape they are going way too fast with way too few skills and very little time or room to save it. The scariest guys in DE1&2 are not the ones in Civics or Minis, they are the ones in Vipers, etc.

Like this one:

Doppelgänger 12-28-2011 07:45 AM

Oh it's clear the For GT owner induced shift-lock. It almost seems like he was doing it in other places before it got the best of him, judging by the sounds of his horrible downshifts and extremely early braking. I used to use shift-lock to initiate drifting. It's VERY hard to control because it's a VERY fast reaction...much faster than using the e-brake because of the weight transfer that happens when one does shift-lock (and it usually means they are already on the brakes taking weight off the rear tires). It's violent.

shuiend 12-28-2011 09:53 AM

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NA6C-Guy 12-28-2011 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 811661)
It wasn't the brakes that did it. He downshifted and abruptly let out the clutch and the rear tires lost traction. He didn't have the sense to push the clutch back in and save his own ass (and car).

It is just like doing an e-brake lock up. But in a rear/mid engined car with all the weight of a big block behind you it would be the worst e-brake lock up you could imagine when it comes to being able to control it. The ass end would want to swap ends with the front end in a big way.

Again, heel & toe downshifting or being more gentle with the clutch re-engagement or both would have helped. And pushing the clutch back in at the first indication it was breaking loose might have completely saved his ass. But you could tell from everything else he did up until that point that he was not a driver, didn't know the course, the car, or car control at all.

I am always amazed when people buy powerful, fast cars with big rubber to learn in. By the time they get one out of shape they are going way too fast with way too few skills and very little time or room to save it. The scariest guys in DE1&2 are not the ones in Civics or Minis, they are the ones in Vipers, etc.

Like this one:

Well, I know it was the clutch drop he did, but it looked like he was holding the brakes after he lost it, but I did forget about it being a mid engine car, so it could have just been the weight transfer causing the rear to continue to come around like you said. Either way, what a stupid way to total a car.

shuiend 12-28-2011 10:22 AM

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Stop all this god damn talking and just post more pics and videos.

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FRT_Fun 12-28-2011 10:55 AM

You can get facebook in spanish?!

Oscar 12-28-2011 11:01 AM

Probably, but the above was actually in Italian:loser:

FRT_Fun 12-28-2011 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Oscar (Post 811732)
Probably, but the above was actually in Italian:loser:

:hustler: It's all the same gibberish.

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Braineack 12-28-2011 11:23 AM



“If he wants money, get a job. Work, like everybody else in this world.”

mx5autoxer 12-28-2011 11:51 AM

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That robber is gonna remember what he did every time he looks in a mirror.

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FRT_Fun 12-28-2011 12:18 PM

Well the clerk should go to jail for excessive force. OBVIOUSLY

misfit77 12-28-2011 01:43 PM

Yeah..he nearly knocked the muslim out of him.

jeff_man 12-28-2011 01:58 PM

White guy punched non white, HATE CRIME!

icantthink4155 12-28-2011 01:59 PM

Hero.

mx5autoxer 12-28-2011 02:01 PM

http://www.gtspirit.com/wp-content/u...enna_movie.jpg

I just watched this on Netflix. Its pretty good. Its an in depth look at Senna's F1 career. It doesn't have anything about him pre F1, but it has a lot of info on the politics surrounding F1 at the time.

mx5autoxer 12-28-2011 02:08 PM

And does anyone else think these two look similar?

http://movies.popcrunch.com/wp-conte...krasinski1.jpghttp://www.clubsportiva.com/wp-conte...rton-senna.jpg

mx5autoxer 12-28-2011 02:09 PM

Maybe not the best angles, but some times when one is in a certain light he reminds me of the other.

TurboTim 12-28-2011 02:21 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...5_Luger_45.jpg

shuiend 12-28-2011 02:50 PM


Braineack 12-28-2011 03:08 PM

Is that Ben talking? I can't quite tell...

jeff_man 12-28-2011 03:09 PM

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2...f-the-team.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2...-jump-fail.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2...striptease.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2...their-eyes.gif

shuiend 12-28-2011 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 811879)
Is that Ben talking? I can't quite tell...

It is Jerry, if I am not mistaken.

FRT_Fun 12-28-2011 05:13 PM

Needs moar miatas.

FRT_Fun 12-28-2011 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 811850)
http://www.gtspirit.com/wp-content/u...enna_movie.jpg

I just watched this on Netflix. Its pretty good. Its an in depth look at Senna's F1 career. It doesn't have anything about him pre F1, but it has a lot of info on the politics surrounding F1 at the time.

People on this forum have been creaming over that movie since it came out. Lars mostly.

elesjuan 12-28-2011 06:23 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 811663)
Oh it's clear the For GT owner induced shift-lock. It almost seems like he was doing it in other places before it got the best of him, judging by the sounds of his horrible downshifts and extremely early braking. I used to use shift-lock to initiate drifting. It's VERY hard to control because it's a VERY fast reaction...much faster than using the e-brake because of the weight transfer that happens when one does shift-lock (and it usually means they are already on the brakes taking weight off the rear tires). It's violent.

Someone I used to roll around with used this same procedure to initiate some pretty badass powerslides around corners in his Miata, until some asshole OP cop gave him a reckless driving ticket for it. :rofl:

Excuse me, just what the FUCK do you expect a STUN GUN to do against something that is "undead????" Seriously?? :hustler:

Vashthestampede 12-28-2011 06:31 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 811770)
That robber is gonna remember what he did every time he looks in a mirror.

https://i.imgur.com/8fbp1.jpg

Nice nose! Not to mention that sweet stash!

I want to knock the guy out just looking at him.

Vashthestampede 12-28-2011 07:10 PM



Nigga nigga nigga

elesjuan 12-28-2011 11:22 PM

:rofl: My favorite line was "Ya aint gotta lie to kick it!"


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