okay...so i don't know why i took the dipstick up a little while the car was running but i realized it smokes out of there...like a steam engine... is it supposed to do that? it's not the headgasket, and there is no coolent in the oil...just changed the oil actually...

 

A little blow by on the rings.

 

turn off the car and open your oil filler

 

why? then smoke just comes outta there wheneever i turn the car off.

 

yeah its fun...welcome to the poorly sealing rings club.