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Old 07-16-2024, 02:30 PM
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Twin? With the same stylist and taste in glasses? Answers please...
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Old 07-16-2024, 03:33 PM
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These are getting fantastic.

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Old 07-16-2024, 05:07 PM
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Old 07-16-2024, 05:14 PM
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Most likely the protection has been subpar for a long time. Leave a door open long enough and someone is bound to walk through it.
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Idea for a conspiracy theory:

There was no Chicago Sun-Times newspaper today. They claim that they were unable to print it due to unspecified problems at the press.

https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/...times-printed/

Hmmm... I wonder what wound up getting written in today's newspaper which justified scrapping the entire run and making up a story about a problem with the press?

Go!
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The roof was so steep and unsafe, they sent an FBI employee up there with a known slippery substance.
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This is a Perez original. Anyone may share it if they desire.


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plantation owners are getting pissed.

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These damn coincidences, I SWEAR.
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Originally Posted by stratosteve
The roof was so steep and unsafe, they sent an FBI employee up there with a known slippery substance.





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Originally Posted by Braineack
(A cow on the sloped roof of a building)








Originally Posted by Braineack
(A Tesla CyberTruck)
Could you explain that one to me?
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
[img]https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.miataturbo.net-vbulletin/500x600/image_09dcc9fdaa8fb2e0d5fba5f6be2d21006388c42c.png[img]









Could you explain that one to me?
Slope...
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Originally Posted by Stock
Slope...
Ah. The roof of the truck is sloped.

Man, that was a stretch...
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1813321372342362479



Second shooter?

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Everyone may now begin speculating that the DNC has poisoned President Biden in order to force him out of office.



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This was not the murder the DNC had planned on.


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