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Well, I didn't expect such an elaborate way to kill yourself, for one.
Reminds me a bit of the passage from The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, when Dirk Gently goes to the home of a client, Mr. Geoff Anstey, a record executive. He finds a swarm of police, who inform him that Mr. Anstey's body was found in a basement room, locked from the inside and heavily barricaded, sitting in a comfortable chair with a cup of coffee, several feet away from his head which had been neatly severed and placed on a rotating turntable.
The police detective commented "these smart-alec show-off suicides really make me tired. They only do it to annoy."
The Washington post, showing its lack of political bias:
Wait a sec... Wasn't it President Obama who pioneered the use of drones for the targeted, extra-judicial assassination of US citizens on foreign soil back in 2009?