Back when I was in school, if you got caught with a phone in class, it was an automatic detention.

Nowadays, kids are so distracted by their phones in class that the English teacher is really nothing more than background noise.

Brian, put the phone down. Be cool. Stay in school. "Justin Bieber" is not a valid career aspiration. That lame and boring **** that your teachers are talking about - trust me, you'll need that one day.